Mod Selection 2013

[Zenab]

My gym's open 24hrs a day.

[Owaiz]

The one where my dad goes has timings. Same gym used by men and women. First women then men then blah! It's an abomination. This kitchen race shouldn't be in men's gym.

[Zenab]

Im biting knuckles right now to keep from cursing u out. How about we don't want the bathroom race in our gym. *blows raspberry*

[Owaiz]

We're not bathroom race. We're a motivated and hard-working race.

[Zenab]

HA! Aaahhh phoooey. The only hard work you do is reaping the benefits of our labor.

[Sohaib]

@Zenab yaar us intezar ka maza he apna hota hai.... u know wo akelay akelay sarkon par chalna... akelay muskrana ;-)

@Owaiz akelay exercise karnay ka nuqsan... ten days mein ull get fed up and leave it :-(:-(:-P

[Zenab]

Nahiii sohain aisa na kaho. You're one of them.

[Sohaib]

Hahahaha.... bus zindagi aisay jhameelon mein milti hai k banda kuch kehna k abhi sochta he hai k jhame ghafeer he badal jata hai :'(:'(:'(;-)

[Owaiz]

@Zenab: Your labor? You do know the restaurants have better food. And cheaper too. And the waiters serve food and go away. Poor married men!

@Sohaib: Leaving isn't an option for me. I either do it or I don't. The only difficult part is starting. I completed a 42 day plan earlier this month and started it again after a short break, only this time I've added yoga to the routine as well.

Kaunse wait ki baat ho rahi hai where you laugh alone?

[Zenab]

@owaiz I would love it if my husband went out to eat. Less, unappreciated, work for me. More time to read. And as for better... No restaurant can come close to my food. NONE!
And for you I have to transfer my iron jhapar to this thread now. And add a knuckle sandwich to the mix.

[Zenab]

@sohaib mian lagta hai kpi gehra ghao khaya hai aap ne...

[Owaiz]

@Zenab: Now is that a way to talk about your ijazi khuda?

And now I have to sing

Girl, you really got me bad
You really got me bad

[Zenab]

Ijazi khuda?

Are you gonna get me back?

[Owaiz]

Its something women say their husband is, like when my cousin was newly married and had petty arguments with her husband, her sis used to say that and make stuff up etc. Like your husband is your god or something.

I'm gonna get you back! (aglay janam me). Did you watch the video?

[Zenab]

Ohhhh acha. I don't believe that BS.

[Owaiz]

What's BS? Basheer Sahab?

[Zenab]

Bull T@tt! About husband being god like and sheereite

[Owaiz]

Ain't he? Imagine Mr. Zenab working all day while you are chatting and having fun on the internet and with the kids. Lol!

[Zenab]

Fun? Yeah raising three kooky kids is fun. Dismbering dead animals for dinner is fun. Cleaning up is fun. Washing clothes and dishes is fun. I do my job. He does his. It's mutual.

[Owaiz]

Ek to you women are impossible. You either swoon over your kids and be like Awww mere bachay pata nahi chalta in ka kaam kartay huay i love doing it i dont get tired im supermom

And when someone says something about the husband you women go like

In ko sambhalna so damn hard. Main kia thi or kya ban gaye hoon, haye. No time for self, lol.

How old is your oldest kid?

[Zenab]

"You women" is as accurate as "you men"

I don't say that. It is extremely hard taking care of my kids. Much harder than hubby. He can care for himself, kids can't. I can even neglect him at times and know he'll survive. But kids need me 24/7. I've got 6--4--2 yr. olds

[Owaiz]

Haha! I know waise. I have a sister with a kid.

[Zenab]

So the make chauvinism is just a personality trait ya phir stirring the calm.

[Owaiz]

Stirring the calm. Don't forget all the women empowerment stuff I said.

Nice dp btw. You got grey eyes?

[Zenab]

Haan... Kahan ho ga... The sexist stuff is what sticks in mu brain.

Thanks :) nahi hazel hein. They reflect the surrounding colors.

[Owaiz]

Zahir hai, nobody remembers the stupid trivial stuff.

Oh acha. Are you Pathan?

[Zenab]

Only the good-can-be-used-as-ammo-later-on stuff. It's a specialty acquired after becoming a wife :-D

Nahi, punjabi jatti.

[Owaiz]

Then it should be 'good can't be used later'

Since when did Punjabis start getting hazel eyes? My eyes are colorless. Na brown hain na black.

[Zenab]

You gotta have ammo for later on. Always

Are you punjabi? My mom and dad's family have random green, gray and blue eyes in the families. My kids didn't get any light eyes genes from me.

[Owaiz]

Yeah, but I don't know Punjabi.

Maybe your grand kids will.

[Zenab]

I learned punjabi in university. My bf was a sikhni. We used to speak punjabi all the time. I love love love speaking it.

[Owaiz]

I grew up in Karachi and we speak a mix or Urdu and English at home. Only my maternal and paternal grandmas speak Punjabi, but their Punjabi is about 99% Urdu so we used to think we're really good Punjabi speakers. After moving to Lahore I found out we don't know anything about Punjabi and what everyone here speaks flies over my head.

[Zenab]

I could give you private lessons.

[Owaiz]

Address inbox karo, I'll be right there!

[Zenab]

I meant online, hero.

[Owaiz]

Eh! Waise seekhni nahi hai. I want to learn Spanish.

[Owaiz]

All of a sudden life seems so short. I want to read so much, learn Spanish and French, do Yoga, graduate, move out and get a place of my own, travel, do this do that, aaah!

[Zenab]

The best time to start is today...

[Owaiz]

Already doing so much except reading kyun ke nowhere in our house do I find a quite corner with AC. But yoga time in 30 minutes, woohoo!

[Zenab]

I can read in noise. Once I get into it, everything is tuned out. I remember just the other day my mom was visiting and I was reading. All of a sudden the book gets yanked out of my hand and lands across the room. Apparently she'd been asking me something for a while and I had no idea. I'm afraid to read in front of her now.

[Owaiz]

Oh hahaha! I tried reading in noise but I can't block it out. I mean I've to play everything in my mind when I read and with the noise around I can't construct the scene and play it. It's just reading in noise then and I don't understand anything.

[Sohaib]

@Zenab ghao tau bohat he gehra hai... u know in the hearts of heart :'(:-P

and plz... dp k sath kya kiya hai?.... kyon mujhe khof se aglay kafi din jgae rakhna hai?? Aisa kya kar diya GR ki masoom awam ne??

[Sohaib]

forgot the smiley :-P:-P

[Zenab]

It's my all seeing eye. To keep an eye on you all. Bewareeee

[Sohaib]

I wasnt taking abt ur eye :-P:-P:-P... waisay i would prefer ur two eyes over one any time ;-):-P

waisay beware of what??... kahen aap bhi tau ahm ahm start nhn karnay lge?? :'(:'(:'(:-P

[Zenab]

Nope no ahm ahm for me... My one eye is enough.

[Sohaib]

Hmm... dont have @Nats ninja bunnies to counter :'(:'(:'(:'(:-P.... Hmm... well then ok *dejected face*

[Zenab]

Aur now that you've told me of your wounded heart. I shall spare you the wrath of the eye. Two eyes would be too much to handle. I've been known to scare grown men with a stare down.

[Zenab]

Waisey where is nats. Ghayeb ho gayi

[Sohaib]

Naaa... I dont get scared from stare... I have one killer one of my own.... very few have yet recieved but those who have... well lets leave it at that :-P:-P

Thankuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!! phew *drenched in sweat*

I think she is busy in studies nowadays :-\:-(