Mod Selection 2013

[Maira]

Zenab wrote: "@owaiz jalti hai meri jooti uski manly physique se!!"

hahahahahahahaha!

[Owaiz]

@Lara: Discussing a book will need a thread of its own. Anyway (Spoiler AlERT) But really, what other options did Sana have? The man was in a pathetic yet well-earned and well-deserved condition. I would've kicked his face though.

@Zenab: Badal do jalnay wali jooti, main tumhein takleef me nahi dekh sakta.

@Maira: In terms of watching TV, lol.

[Zenab]

Jooti toh waisey hi jal ke raakh jo chuki hai!!

[Owaiz]

Haha volcanic pedicure hogaya hoga.

[Zenab]

Im already afraid of pedicures. Volcanic sounds too scary.

[Lara]

On the salon note I just donated 11 inches if my hair..feeling light, but my son is not happy, he wants mommys hair back

[Owaiz]

You weren't supposed to see that comment. Don't know what I was thinking. Been pretty mentally absent all day.

[Zenab]

@lara i donated 15" last year. It came out to three pony tails... So thick they were.

[Owaiz]

My Zenab can't be a ganji kabootri.

[Zenab]

Well when you meet your zenab, whoever she might be, I hope she isn't a ganji kabootri. This zenab i.e. me, is not ganji by any standard. I can donate hair enough for ten ppl and have more to spare.

[Sohaib]

I think I will restart watching Pakistani dramas by watching Rishtay unkahay on Geo Kahani.... its still coming soon but trailers are good... so fingers crossed :-P:-P:-D

[Lara]

zenab, i think u must be my bichri hui behan..except I don't have too much extra hair to spare,LOL
some other good dramas are: Ek Nazar Meri Taraf and Mora Piya..these days watching Kankar

[Zenab]

@aalia i had to donate my hair, i started getting headaches and sore neck and shoulders, esp. when my hair was wet. Waaay tooo heavy.
@lara aaj se i'm your mun boli behan.

[Owaiz]

@Zenab: Cool. I wouldn't mind, I think. I might even ask my biwi - no, force her - to get a pixie haircut.

[Zenab]

I live pixie cuts. Had one in high school. Now too old for one. Maybe when I'm sixty, again.

[Zenab]

You know @aalia back when i had a pixie cut, i joked with my mom and said, I think i'll go bald next. You know what she said.., she says "you have such a bumpy, "koja" looking head in this short hair as it is, you'd look awful with a bald head." Can you believe it, my own amma. :/

[Sohaib]

@Aalia nope I aint surprised.... She isnt beautiful or "HOT" at all for me... was just trying to assess whether my taste is different or I am officially a pervert now ;P

[Owaiz]

@Zenab: Hahaha! You remind me of Piddi. Her mum is like that, lol.

@Saudi Intelligence: Then I'll remind her she lives in a male dominated society.

[Owaiz]

Sohaib wrote: "@Aalia nope I aint surprised.... She isnt beautiful or "HOT" at all for me... was just trying to assess whether my taste is different or I am officially a pervert now ;P"

Probably the latter.

[Zenab]

@owaiz Piddi koun hai...
@aalia my mom is awesome. Totally honest. One day she'll call you a model and the next she'll say you look awful in something. It's unbiased so i always listen.

[Maira]

i was watching TV and came across this songs that suited Owais so perfectly that i was laughing so hard i couldn't breath.
it describes Owais condition after Zenab showed him the door.

listen up guys. http://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7rwjkzxa7...

[Owaiz]

@Zenab: Ye hai Piddi.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.ne...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.ne...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.ne...

[Zenab]

Holyyyy cow!!! My amma is totally not like that. At all she's awesome

[Sohaib]

@Aalia I know right!! ;P:D

@Owaiz thats dark man :P

@Zenab the only reaction my mother shows on my result is "I dont believe you.. Mujhe result card dikhao"... and afterwards "Parhte tau ho nhn pta nhn pass kaisay ho jatay ho... Teacher ko check karna he nhn aata tumhara paper" ;P:D

[Owaiz]

@Laila: Zenab doesn't hate me. Aur waise bhi main ye cheek-o-pukaar walay ganay nahi sunta.

[Maira]

Owaiz wrote: "@Laila: Zenab doesn't hate me. Aur waise bhi main ye cheek-o-pukaar walay ganay nahi sunta."

Touché

[Owaiz]

@Sohaib: I find it funny. Piddi is cute.

[Zenab]

@maira i totally have the hots for owaiz... Lekin alas im taken and old. Hahahhahaha Aur waisey bhi I think owaiz is the cradle robber kind ;)

[Rao]

Hence I have proved my self as a crappy writer here is something more that I hope you might hate:

http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/1...

Its a blank verse.

[Rao]

Hence I have proved my self as a crappy writer here is something more that I hope you might hate:

http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/1...

Its a blank verse.

[Owaiz]

@Zenab: Zenabbb! Aah maine tumhe maaf kia for breaking my heart. But I'm not the cradle snatcher kind. I'd go for someone my age.

@Rao: Couldn't read past the first line. You're right. It is shit.

[Sohaib]

@Owaiz behave and dont be rude

@Rao you wrote a good poem :)

[Zenab]

@owaiz chalo shukar hai tum ne mailuf kar dia. Verna meri zindgi thum si gayi thi...

[Owaiz]

@Sohaib: If he calls himself a crappy writer, that's what he gets.

@Zenab: Chalo, ab jee lo khul ke. Kal ho na ho.

[Sohaib]

@Owaiz no he doesnt... If he is down you dont get to make him feel even bad

[Owaiz]

How do you know I'm making him feel bad? lol

[Sohaib]

Because ur comments were degrading by any standards.... to teach someone, u need to know someone first and judge which technique wud help... and in my teaching experience these comments never help

[Sohaib]

khair @Owaiz have u seen trailers of the drama i mentioned earlier??!! Its the one with a man confessing love at the door with a bouqet?? ;-):-P:-P

[Zenab]

Ufff cheezzy. At the door with a bouquet.

[Owaiz]

@Sohaib: Oh well, I'm a savage. Nope. I've been away from TV.

@Zenab: There's a guy in my class who used to sit at the bus stand everyday at 4:30 to watch the girl he liked go home, even when the classes were over at 10. And he never told her or anything, but it was the weirdest thing I'd ever seen.

[Zenab]

Dude I can't stand people like that. If you have feelings for someone, you gotta tell em. For me it's that plain. Stop being a coward. And first of all hoe in the world do you have feelings for someone you've never talked to or know. That's just a crush. Even then you gotta be straight up. "Yo I like you man" zyada se zyda kiya ho ga? .... Thappar parey ga? Phone # bhi mil dakta hai.
I'm not promoting any kind of behavior... Lekin I hate this whole dil jalaney wala crap. Akeley suffer karna... "Puri zindgi tumhari yaad mein guzar dun ga, lekin tumhey jaanta bhi nahi"

[Owaiz]

You know when the classmates told me I thought they were trying to kid me. But it was true and he never called her even after getting her number. He made a website with his and her name joined and wears 2 bands on his wrist with his and her initials. We learned making LED circuits in Electronics and he made this rectangular one with her name. It was a cool thing though. Power it and her name lights up. Khair, that was 3 years ago. She started dating someone last year and it was so much fun!



Does anyone here do yoga?

[Zenab]

Try kiya tha ek dafa. My body don't bend them way man... Soreeee as heck.

[Owaiz]

Oh? I love yoga even though I've only just started. It feels so good when different muscles are used and when I CAN bend. I just have trouble with those 'boat' poses and Daya Mudra.

[Zenab]

Dude my boat tipped over!

[Owaiz]

So did mine. It's impossible to sit on your ass with legs and hands raised. I did my best but I kept rolling back or falling forward. But I'll get better hopefully. I can't straighten my legs fully either. The instructor gets his legs straight forming 90 deg angle with his body. Maybe because he's Chinese lol.

[Zenab]

Ooohhhhh .... I def. wanna try again. I've got this yoga instructor hounding me at the gym. I might give in after ramzan is over and I go back to the gym.

[Owaiz]

Do so. I can't imagine getting old and not being able to climb trees and stuff just because I was too lazy to exercise. Even though my yoga instructor is a downloaded application, lol.

[Zenab]

Ahhhhahahahahha you self yoga? I hate exercising... But I make myself go. Then I feel amazing afterwards.

[Owaiz]

Yeah. I don't do group stuff. I don't even go to gym. I do exercising and yoga at home. Hate it that gyms have timing and stuff. One should be able to work out anytime one wants.