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[Preston, Moderator]

We'll be rich when all of this is sold,
Billy Bob didn't know it was just fool's gold.

[Roger]

Downhill past growing Sacramento
to the assay office in San Francisco…

[Prashamsa]

His heart broke that he could not be near
his girl because she was not there.

[Preston, Moderator]

Since she couldn't come to his bed,
He went to a bar and found a boy instead.

[Prashamsa]

It was then that he realized that much i'll say
He had always been, always been gay.

[Roger]

Which was as well since the area around the Bay
It was welll known had always been that way.

[Preston, Moderator]

Billy's beau was muscled, tall, dark and handsome,
He didn't even need a ladder to look over the transom.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

With a whirlwind courtship the two got married,
The tall guy grabbed Billy over the threshold he carried.

[Roger]

The tall guy was called Vanden Rockerfeller
who had started life as a lowly bank teller.

[Preston, Moderator]

Vanden was the Rockerfeller in the Center. He was a bronze god of a man and had thousands of guys eying him everyday. Vanden like to stand there looking at the figure skaters on the ice below.

[Preston, Moderator]

Vanden had been having cell phone reception problems and invented the perfect antenna to receive calls worldwide. There was just a tiny little marketing problem related to portability but he was certain the money would start flowing in once his big ad campaign began.

[Roger]

What he needed was a high-flying satellite
to send his messages as fast as light

[Roger]

He turned to his big brother, Rocketfella
Who had his mind set on flying interstellar

[Preston, Moderator]

Rocketfella said so problem and reached in his pocket,
He pulled out some lint and the keys to his rocket.

[Roger]

He winked at Vanden, "On the moon everything's for sale
so long as you travel accompanied by some Wensleydale.

[Prashamsa]

So off he went on his journey to the moon,
The weather was perfect, it was half past noon.

[Roger]

Just in time for lunch at a picnic table
The Wensleydale served up by Mabel.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

The King of the moon said how do you do?
"Not very well, this cheese isn't blue."

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

"Everyone knows the moon is blue cheese sire,
Don 't you have any blue Shropshire?"

[Preston, Moderator]

"Let me see what I can do.
Would you settle for Beenleigh Blue?"

[Roger]

"No, indeed I won't, I insist on a chunk of Cheddar
A cheese which is warm whatever de weddah.

[Preston, Moderator]

But good sir you have to sensible please,
Everyone knows the moon's made of blue cheese.

[Roger]

And really, that's all you have for sale?
Not even a weensy bit of Wensleydale?

[Preston, Moderator]

Certainly sir, just for you,
We have a chunk of Wensleydale Blue.

[Roger]

That's terribly kind, but at the same time I feel a bit wrong.
If it's turned blue the Wensleydale will be just too strong.

[Preston, Moderator]

We're known for our blue, blue moon is famous,
You foul earthling are an ignoramus!

[Roger]

With that, Vanden and Rocketfella returned to their rocket ship
in a high dudgeon. Said Rock to Van, "I've never heard such lip!"

[Preston, Moderator]

Well if you're really looking for the point of sale,
I can fly this rocket to to Wensleydale.

[Preston, Moderator]

Why yes since the moon had such a dearth,
I wouldn't mind a return to Earth.

[Roger]

Well let's do that if we can get anything from it.
If I don't get some Wensleydale I'll turn into Gromit.

[Roger]

[Whoops! Slipped out of synch… but I think it still works]

[Preston, Moderator]

So they took of in the rocket,
but had no parking space to dock it.

[Prashamsa]

Scared they felt, at their wits end,
Specially when they came across a narrow bend.

[Roger]

After a whirl everything turned out fine,
It was simply a bend by Albert Einstein

[Preston, Moderator]

Since Vandon with Wensleydale cheese was smitten.
The landed the rocket at Cheez R Us in Great Britain.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Cheez R Us is really classy,
they once sold a wedge to Raymond Massey.

[Prashamsa]

They went inside looking for somewhere to hide,
They lied about who they were, they didn't confide.

[Roger]

Vanden ducked behind a counter, leaving Rocketfella
to prance and pose as a professional cheese smeller.

[Prashamsa]

I just love cheese, he thought, its my favorite food,
Makes me forget pains, he thought, it makes me feel good.

[Preston, Moderator]

"May I help you sir?" said the shop keeper.
"Yes" said the Rock, "Do you have something cheaper?"

[Roger]

"Let me see, sir," and pulled out… "Some Gorgonzola?"
Rock grinned. "Ooh so toothsome and tasty on the molar."

[Prashamsa]

He sniffed happily as the shopkeeper handed him the treat,
He was smiling through the whole walk up and down the street.

[Roger]

But then he ran into the food police, he knew of old,
"You're arrested, sir," they cried, "for eating mold."

[Preston, Moderator]

"Mold?" he said, giving it a somber view,
"Your quite right, yet wrong since it's supposed to be blue."

[Roger]

"Then your fate is set, you silly goon,
For if it's blue you stole it from the moon!"

[Preston, Moderator]

He protested loudly "I did no such thing!"
This moon cheese was a gift from its King.

[Roger]

"If that be true," claimed they, "on the wrap
would be writ Moonesco, a logo on the strap."

[Preston, Moderator]

"The King was a lovely chap" responded Rocketfella,
'He grabbed some fresh, unwrapped from his own cheese cellar."

[Roger]

It cut all crumbly like a well matured Worcester
Bought fresh from the local Cheezy Block Busta

[Roger]

Even then Vanden desired a big cup
of deliciously runny Stinking Bishop.