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[Preston, Moderator]

The we heard a boisterous barker
call 'come see the historical marker'.

[Preston, Moderator]

The historical marker was a crime,
Not a single word in rhyme.

Hollywood was given name by pioneers Mr. and Mrs. Horace H. Wilcox. They subdivided their ranch in 1887 and called two dirt cross-roads Prospect Avenue and Weyse Avenue. Prospect Avenue, the main artery, was renamed Hollywood Boulevard and Weyse Avenue became Vine Street. This was the origin of "Hollywood and Vine."

[Preston, Moderator]

We looked down at name after name,
there it was, the Walk of Fame!

[Preston, Moderator]

Looking around we saw a dude he
stood on the Star of Howdy Doody.

[Roger]

With thanks to E. Roger Muir forthwith,
The Rockefeller Center and Buffalo Bob Smith

[Preston, Moderator]

But better than the doody dude by far,
was the fellow standing on the star.

[Roger]

Paul Bunyan, standing on the star, so giant
With Babe the Blue Ox at his side so pliant,

[Roger]

Spoke to his soul-brother in dreamy tones… but I digress,
What spoke loudest was John Bunyan and The Pilgrim's Progress.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Seeing no progress twixt the Bunyan boys,
Would you take a look at these hobbledehoys!

[Preston, Moderator]

The partridge family boys had a star
The campers admired David Cassidy from afar.

[Preston, Moderator]

Just past Marilyn with her golden locks,
Was the star of the youngster Michael J. Fox.

[Preston, Moderator]

The campers were getting very hard,
walking and gawking on Hollywood Boulevard.

[Roger]

So in the end they retired to the bars on Sunset Strip
And after a few beers and popsicles went and let rip.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Some patron said "who cut the cheese?"
"Must have been the debauchees."

[Preston, Moderator]

That ended the trip to La-La Land.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

The campers agreed that had enough of camping and decided to go on a cruise, so they went to Castro Street in San Francisco. They were very disappointed. After hearing so much about gay cruising their wasn't a single ship to be seen. They tossed out their tourist guidebooks and caught a cab to the airport and headed to...

[Roger]

… the place from which Mike is hailin'
some say Alaska, others Sarah Palin.

[Preston, Moderator]

No one dared fall in love there though because of the light,
Who had the energy to make love all through the months of night?

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

So the winged their way out of the "land of the midnight sun"
And flew to Hawaii to have some island fun.

[Roger]

Relaxation and recreation got the Bunyan boys working.
In and out the hibiscus bushes they went a-lurking,

[Roger]

Seeking themselves a wealthy patron,
Only to find a buxom hospital matron.

[Preston, Moderator]

She tried flirting batting her eyes,
Sorry ma'm you've got the wrong guys.

[Preston, Moderator]

Up came a surfer boy out of the ocean.
The Bunions hearts fluttered as they pledged their devotion.

[Roger]

He flexed his pecs, pumped his abs, fixed his gaze on the Bunions
Straightened up, at least in stance, and showed 'em he knew his onions.

[Rich]

without legs, replaced by a tail
could it be body covered with scale

[Rich]

it could be perhaps a wonder and wish
that beach boy was actually half of a fish

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

I do not care what species or genus
just as long as he has a penis weinus.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Nice pecs and an ab-packed gut,
And of course a bubble butt.

[Rich]

a bubble butt so nice and round
would it be a pleasure to pound

[Preston, Moderator]

For the UK we make adjustments,
A pound is one dollar and 62 cents.

[Rich]

across the big sea
maybe someone misses me

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

The Bunyan boys with great expectation,
planned a Sudanese vacation.

[Rich]

An ocean cruise part of the equation
They looked forward with great elation

[Roger]

With great expectation of a camel ride
their P&O steamer docked at Port Said.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Paul Bunyan took a deep breath and sneezed,
He was allergic to the Sudanese.

[Preston, Moderator]

Let's take a cruise along the Nile,
And see the Sudan steamboat style.

[Roger]

But first a halt at Luxor, which was very pukka,
and a lovely trip on a white-sailed felucca.

[Preston, Moderator]

I ran into a jaunty Janissary,
Who was he? Wasn't in the glossary.

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh I see why they're not in the book,
In 1826 they gave them the hook.

[Roger]

And out they went along with the Meterhane
A year or two after the Raj and his Ranee

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Look on the shore there's an eggplant bush,
Oh how I would love some baba ghanoush.

[Preston, Moderator]

We need someone playing with the gift of gab oh…
got it, we need some couplets from Gabbo.

[Preston, Moderator]

We need someone who knows the story,
What happened to our brilliant Lori?

[Rich]

the story is long and has been told
by someone strange and also bold

[Roger]

This is so true, but then, not to worry
Surely she's around the corner, our Lori

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh Lori, dear Lori if you were here,
All would be so hunky-dory.

[Preston, Moderator]

This poem is missing its dose of whacky,
Where us our clever Mistress Macky?

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

I wish that while rhyming we,
would see a couplet from Monika V.

[Roger]

So neatly put, O Boyd of Complaint
We're definitely in need of a saint.

[Preston, Moderator]

But we'll continue on defiant,
remaining self reliant.