The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit) Showing 2,401-2,450 of 2,504

[Roger]

If our negotiations fail and Europe closes the door,
We won't be able to fly over there any more.

[Roger]

But there it is, in life's road another bump,
Better by far than being landed with Trump.

[Preston, Moderator]

Ivanna is announced she's backing Trump for office,
Better than back when she had to kiss his orifice.

[Roger]

Tony Blair is agonizing, so sorry, but there's no going back,
He never should've agreed with Bush to bomb Iraq.

[Preston, Moderator]

But still he believes with all his might,
that in the end his decision was right.

[Preston, Moderator]

It wasn't right Tony, it was deadly wrong,
So you sit frowning and rubbing your ding dong.

[Roger]

He might have had a better a better song
Instead of making war, he smoked a bong.

[Roger]

But it all went phooey and altogether rainy
The moment Bush went and consulted Cheney.

[Roger]

When it came to war, Maggie was like a rock,
But with Tony Blair the mission went all to cock.

[Preston, Moderator]

I didn't know Tony Blair actually had a cock,
I thought he just faked it with an old sock.

[Preston, Moderator]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush,
Yet Tony Blair just sat around on his tush.

[Roger]

The military families swear they'll take old Tone for every penny he's got,
Drag him through the courts, revile his name, and leave him to rot.

[Roger]

But no matter how they pursue their quarry,
He claims religion and won't really say "sorry."

[Preston, Moderator]

War stimulates the economy,
Which makes life better for you and me.

[Preston, Moderator]

What would we do with the poor
if we couldn't send them off to war?

[Roger]

Don't you think that's just the tiniest bit harsh?
That's what Saddam did with the Arabs who loved in the marsh.

[Roger]

But I think they'd always been that way, pushing the rabble on,
In those far off days when they all lived in ancient Babylon.

[Preston, Moderator]

It's very fair they don't have to fight,
just launch bombs with all their might.

[Preston, Moderator]

The could drop bombs from the air,
they certainly wouldn't hurt civilians up there.

[Roger]

We could've been contenders
Instead of shapeless pretenders;

[Roger]

We could've been doyens of culture
Instead of picking bones like vultures;

[Roger]

We could've been makers and shakers
Instead of making out like poor flakers;

[Roger]

We could've played on telly merrily
Better yet than the Kardashian family—

[Roger]

But instead we've turned to a constipated lump,
This is what dear Ivana said to Donald Trump.

[Preston, Moderator]

They could figure out what his wife should say,
But Michelle Obama saved the day,

[Preston, Moderator]

They just stole her words from 2008,
Though when speaking of Michelle they spew out hate.

[Roger]

What's more, you know what happens after this Fall?
The Mexican labor force starts work on the Wall.

[Preston, Moderator]

That will be a great relief for anyone Mexican,
They won't have to worry about bumping into this man.

[Preston, Moderator]

Instead the worst they can see after this Fall,
Is having Trump moon them on top of the wall.

[Roger]

What a completely ghastly thought…
Ah, I have a picture which I ought

[Roger]

To have sent you already.
I promise, it's really quite heady.

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh it indeed it was quite heady,
I think it was a selfie held quite steady.

[Preston, Moderator]

Speaking of clear and candid photos,
Send me pics as vacation mementos.

[Roger]

Worry not,
I'll send wot I got,

[Roger]

The minute they're snapped
I'll get them packed.

[Preston, Moderator]

Put them on a DVD
And toss them in the sea.

[Preston, Moderator]

Surely it will come to be
the pictures float from thee to me.

[Roger]

JPEGs on the ocean wave,
I'll make a Photoshop save.

[Preston, Moderator]

I'll do a screen save using OS X's Preview,
Then run it thru tinypic,com and post it here on view.

[Roger]

In that case I must ensure (to avoid a feud)
I post you none with anyone in the nude.

[Preston, Moderator]

Not even the guy at the chocolate fountain?
He's got some cheeks that are pleasantly wanton.

[Roger]

I wouldn't accuse you of wanting to snoop,
But I prefer my wontons in a nice hot soup.

[Preston, Moderator]

Bye Bye, you gotta run,
Time for a holiday, have fun.

[Roger]

We'll have lots of fun and nothing naughty,
Especially not at 90mph on dear old M40.

[Bethany]

That was an enjoyably humorous read.
Have fun on your trip! I wish you Godspeed.

[Preston, Moderator]

Don't Godspeed to fast or you'll get a traffic ticket,
then you'll be in a sticky wicket.

[Roger]

I never go faster than I need…
For: more haste, less speed.

[Roger]

But I do not wish to miss my flight by EsayJet
Or both Oli and I will be in a fret.

[Roger]

As it is, we're here on time,
Enjoying local Palhais wine.

[Preston, Moderator]

I'd be enjoying local Palhais swine,
Roasted on a spit with jug of moonshine.