The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit) Showing 2,351-2,400 of 2,504

[Bethany]

Which is why you should drink vodka and dance!
Life is short - why not take the chance?

[Roger]

When it comes to drinks I'm quite the in-betweeny,
But I always prefer gin to vodka in my dry martini!

[Preston, Moderator]

Don't sit on that dirty old couch,
It was just scavenged by Oscar the Grouch.

[Preston, Moderator]

You could give him martini after martini,
But even drunk Oscar's a meanie.

[Roger]

I'm not sitting on the divine divan, like a couch potato,
I'm hard at work and i have a whole new furrow to plow.

[Roger]

Back in old Rome it's not the time of Aquarius…
Poor Quintus is in lust with Atilius the retiarius.

[Roger]

Back in old Rome it's not the time of Aquarius…
Poor Quintus is in lust with Atilius the retiarius.

[Preston, Moderator]

Being in lust must must be so nice,
that in your poem you wrote it twice.

[Preston, Moderator]

I don't like being in lust,
it leaves your heart calloused.

[Preston, Moderator]

Once I was in love,
With Star Trek's Chekov.

[Preston, Moderator]

But I knew it bound to fail,
the Russian only wanted a female.

[Roger]

Naughty Chekov, he trifled with your heart
When all along he was looking for his next part.

[Roger]

It's true, an actor should never be trusted…
All that play-acting and their heart is busted.

[Roger]

Like William Shatner who played James T. Kirk,
In real life the man turned out to be a total berk.

[Preston, Moderator]

James T. Clerk did filing on the Enterprise,
But Mr. Clerk got a big surprise.

[Preston, Moderator]

He received an intergalactic cablegram,
His job got replaced by a computer program.

[Preston, Moderator]

Bad news too for Mr. Scott,
He was replaced by a robot.

[Preston, Moderator]

But Scotty got his job back due to discontent,
the crew complained the robot couldn't do a scottish accent.

[Roger]

But when he was back,
He talked to a Mac,

[Roger]

And it didn't understand him really
Because the poor thing hadn't got Siri.

[Preston, Moderator]

Yes Siri that was some computer,
It had 16 megs of Big Macs for the hungry telecommuter.

[Preston, Moderator]

And if you needed tech support with that thing,
out popped the Burger King.

[Roger]

It would have taken a Sigmund Freud
To have learned how to work with Android,

[Roger]

Or through endless highs and many lows
To have tangled dismally with old Windows,

[Roger]

But in the end, like up a wall to rappel,
We were left with iOS and the power of Apple.

[Preston, Moderator]

In one of the greatest commentaries,
Zeke Candy said, "Apples grow on trees."

[Preston, Moderator]

Of course it is known widespread,
Most apples come in red.

[Preston, Moderator]

So if you are ever in Rawalpindi,
For known apple facts just call Zeke Candy.

[Roger]

An apple a day,
Keeps the doctor at bay.

[Roger]

That's another apple saying, so neat and dandy—
From clever clogs apple Doctor Ezekiel Candy.

[Bethany]

Today, for apples I care not.
The weather is, simply, way too hot.

[Preston, Moderator]

It's way too hot for the dog and me,'
I can't wait the tech installs my a/c.

[Preston, Moderator]

I'm inside and roasting,
Zeke is outside and toasting.

[Preston, Moderator]

He needs top go to the vet for a booster shot,
The vet's ready but the dog says it's too darn hot.

[Roger]

Times journo Jeremy Clarkson has said "Fiddles!"
He's had enough of felines, simply hates Tiddles.

[Roger]

He thinks their owners must turn them in
Or find themselves behind bars for the sin

[Roger]

Of keeping such cruel creatures who kill off the birds…
(Bet he hasn't seen The Birds or he'd be lost for words.)

[Preston, Moderator]

Be nice to animals.
they're cuddlier than cannibals.

[Preston, Moderator]

With cannibals you might end up in the stew,
with animals you might just get some poo on your shoe.

[Preston, Moderator]

A cannibal has a bone through the nose,
At worst a animal has claws in his toes.

[Preston, Moderator]

He's some advice I got from a pup,
"if you want to stay cute don't grow up."

[Preston, Moderator]

Here some advice I got from a cannibal,
for a dish that's friendly cook people who are personable.

[Preston, Moderator]

For a cannibal feast that's spicy,
cook people who are dicey.

[Roger]

You might remember (if it's not too rude)
The way the Asante liked to season their food. ;-)

[Preston, Moderator]

Even thought some might think the concept hot,
I remain of the opinion that it is not.

[Preston, Moderator]

While on a spit your meal is turning,
that's no time to have lust burning.

[Preston, Moderator]

When it comes to basting I prefer to toss
on Lea & Perrins® Worcestershire Sauce.

[Roger]

To this provocation I shall reply tomorrow
For now it's dinnertime, my good fellow.

[Preston, Moderator]

Better than a passport is to be footloose,
One is but paper your feet must be of use.

[Preston, Moderator]

Be glad you have the time to travel freely
To stand in line but then fly is best ideally.