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The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit)
But with January temperatures so warmly extremeI really feel it's time to face a complete spring clean.
Yep I will sit now and rest awhile,Two hours after we talked I still have a smile.
You guys are so kind to me,Thank you Rog and thank Oli.
But chatting on the phone is such funAnd the conversations run and run.
As I look from the window in the distance I see it coming, the rainAnd then remember not so long it was over Albany**, so it's not a pain.
(** well, the east American seaboard)
The east American seaboard is our turf,It's not a board which you can surf.
I've never surfed; I prefer to shirk,But right now I really must do work :)
Your work would be easyIf your keyboard wasn't so cheesy.
Your keyboard would be crackerjack,if you used a golden Mac.
Forwards or backwards,You've too many words.
Maybe you could cut "Seth" down to size,If all the guys were circumcised?
Hahaha, that is so very LOL,Q and R would find it so droll.
In fact I'll have to send an updateOf stuff I've cut so far, at any rate.
Also, at the risk if sounding a bit shrewish,Wouldn't the snips make the boys Jewish?
You'll need an authentic guy for the role,the snips can only be done by a mohel.
And to make the rite true,He'll have to say some words in Hebrew.
The words, however, would sound prosaicWere they to be spoken in Aramaic.
Those listening would soon be forgetting them,And marching on their way to Armageddon.
Gedden has pretty arms,so no one ever harms,
gedden's arms for Judgement will fallon all the meanies yes one and all,
for them it will be armageddon,and vengeance will be dead on
the armies that try to harmGedden's arm or his any charm.
That's because the charm on his arm is for luckSo if he chances his arm his luck could suck.
On the other hand (arm) with his swordHe might sweep all before, good lord!
And then, like Rufio, some lad he could be abeddinWhich is as far as you could go from Armageddon.
At the end of the world is a plethora of poets
Sitting around laughing. They'll never outgrow it.
Sitting around laughing. They'll never outgrow it.
The poets are laughing because everyone knows,Everything rhymes in Bethany's prose.
Just when you think she's getting sweet,Bethany goes and turns up the the heat.
As they say, "Can't stand the heat? Get outta the kitchen,For this surely ain't the time to start with bitchin'."
The story, having returned to Rome,Has made me through the records comb.
I have recently discovered that nothing's meanerThan pitting my heroes to combat in the arena.
Those guys on skates can be quite cocky, With pucks and sticks playing hockey.
On the arena of ice they swoosh and glide,Also bashing and punching which they take in stride.
They're all full of smirks but underneath,Not a one of them has any teeth.
Whether in Montreal or Herzegovina,There's more violence than in a Roman arena.
But there are no lions in MontrealTo tear up convicts and appall
Tender souls who crave for much moreThan sex in the sand, which they don't long for.
As for Bosnia-Herzogivina there will be blood in the sandWhen they get "null point" in Eurovision. Death in the land!
When the UK's EU status has its rescission,Will it also be allowed to leave Eurovision?
When will all of Britain realizeThat being European is not wise?
I suppose that depends on your point of view,Certainly inside the EU there is a lot to do.
If we stay in, I expect us to work to the letterEvery day to make it work better and better. :)
What Briton when asked to shout his paean,Would forsake the Queen and shout I'm European?
When is a European not a European for this?I can tell you: it's when he's Swiss.
No schnitzel, No crêpes, no eggs florentine,We're British and proud that we have no cuisine!
That's slanderous! Our food is wonderful – take your pick,From Rosbif, Cornish pasty, Welsh Brack to Spotted Dick!
I'm quite astonished by your attitude,that's not cuisine, by gosh man that's food!
Brits never mess with wots fru-fru or chancy,God's own vittles my man is nothing that's fancy!
So at the Ludlow Food Fair this year shout it LOUD,The Kingdom is fed and it's belly is PROUD!
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