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[Roger]

Baa baa black sheep
What'd you do with Little Bo Peep?

[Roger]

We know she went out on the pull
To earn the dough to shear your wool.

[Roger]

It rained and she got wetter and wetter
Until she went to Arran and bought a sweater.

[Roger]

The she went and hunched in a corner
To play around with Little jack Horner.

[Preston, Moderator]

Jack Horner better known by his wife
as Jack the Knife

[Preston, Moderator]

went cruising for a date
used his step son for bait

[Preston, Moderator]

when the boy had produced the goods
Jack said let's go to my place in the woods.

[Preston, Moderator]

He told his step son to scoot,
he pulled out a gun but didn't shoot

[Preston, Moderator]

He said "Stranger peel em off right here."
not noticing there was a bear,

[Preston, Moderator]

The bear took one look at skinny Jack,
And punched him to death with a single thwack.

[Preston, Moderator]

The bear said Nice to see you Jimmy,
Glad you came to the Jamboree.

[Preston, Moderator]

About every bear in town is here,
Big guys and some cubs so dear.

[Preston, Moderator]

C'mon we have a key a beer,
Get a brew and sit right here.

[Preston, Moderator]

Take your pick of any Tom, Dick or Harry
As long as he's big guy and he's hairy.

[Roger]

Little Tom Thumb
Sat on his bum

[Roger]

Eating up all his curds and whey.
When his horny friend came he couldn't say,

[Roger]

But Jack sat in a corner to sleep
And dreamed up the brother of Bo peep.

[Preston, Moderator]

And then Tom Thumb eyes began to droop,
Peep's brother called him a nincompoop.

[Preston, Moderator]

He said I've come so your dream would come true,
And here you're sleeping when I'm ready to screw.

[Roger]

Oh, I say, but Jack & Jill think that's rude,
Now they're in trouble and doubly screwed.

[Roger]

When all they wanted was to fetch a pail of water,
They ran into Jack, who enjoyed them, son and daughter.

[Roger]

When he was finished they could barely walk,
So stood there as Jack went up his beanstalk.

[Preston, Moderator]

What is it you are talking about?'
Dreams of children's books are cliche so phased out.

[Preston, Moderator]

Now we talk about things that have meaning,
Like the elections and political house cleaning.

[Roger]

And what…? Like are you along for the ride
When next our party contemplates genocide?

[Roger]

Once upon a time, in a constituency far far away
The Conservatives sent out David Cameron to play.

[Roger]

Suddenly with superb animation his speeches fit the bill
And everyone recognized he'd become the next Churchill.

[Preston, Moderator]

Clyde Churchill that is, from Butt Suck Mississippi,
Had his shot gun out to shoot him a hippie.

[Preston, Moderator]

Up strode David Cameron and said with a chuckle,
Support Labour and Bob's your Uncle.

[Preston, Moderator]

Clyde said right away "Howdy neighbor."
(He knew that no hippie would ever do labor.)

[Preston, Moderator]

Howdja know that Bob's my uncle?
Are you are miracle worker like some evangelical?

[Preston, Moderator]

David said "I've worked a miracle in my day".
Clyde Churchill raised his rifle and blew him away.

[Preston, Moderator]

"We don't want no evangelicals 'round here these ways,
I support my family and friends and some of 'em gays."

[Roger]

That's such a heart-warming parable
For a region known only as arable.

[Roger]

It's an area when aroused fights with spade and pitchfork,
Throwing lumps of Mississippi mud and hunks of pork.

[Preston, Moderator]

Excuse us Clyde is just getting used to being human,
Please tell people of your country sorry about shooting Cameron

[Preston, Moderator]

Hunks of Pork are very serious as he'll
tell you we use everything but the squeal.

[Roger]

I can hear the scrabbling of Clyde's paws
When all he wanted was to be Santa Claus.

[Roger]

No one told him it's the middle of summer.
"Oh, wow!" he said, "what a bummer!"

[Preston, Moderator]

So Clyde decided to be Anteros
and took off to cause more chaos.

[Preston, Moderator]

He saw a statue of himself at some circus,
then joined up with an old friend Bacchus.

[Roger]

Clyde's Bacchanalian friends were unsure of what dish
They should have for a Friday and opted for fish.

[Roger]

Not only was the chosen sea bream entirely regal,
Because it was Friday it was entirely legal.

[Preston, Moderator]

Because it was the Holy Roman Empire
Where sacrosanct homage to orgies transpire.

[Preston, Moderator]

Naughty old Bacchus is a mighty Roman god,
He ruled with the strength of his Capricious Rod

[Roger]

Neptune was the Roman god of the sea
Who threw watery tantrums around the isle of Capri.

[Roger]

Quintus and Rufio went for a sailing meander,
Safe in the hands of Greek fisherman Cassander.

[Roger]

Up came the seas and would have pulled them under;
Instead they were saved to face the Emperor's thunder.

[Preston, Moderator]

So the dove in the water and took a swim
They went in a watery cave on a whim.

[Preston, Moderator]

They heard that the place held a monster,
But it was just fairy tale with a lot of bluster.