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The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit)
Quintus is a nellie bottom,He loves to fill his spacious rectum.
He has a snooty dad and mum,Who tend to be quite bothersome.
He gave a speech with this dictum,Rufio must be my 'inner sanctum'.
Oh Quintus don't be so dumb!In ancient Rome we need no condom.
Those are just highlights folks,Read Deadly Circus of Desire for more jokes.
I must protest: the book's intent is very seriousOn matters amorous, reflective, and imperious.
When it comes to matters military,I hear no sounds of hilarity.
Even the music's by Junius Sebastianus BacchiusWho plays with his organ like its a sharp gladius.
Who could ask for more? Its tragicomicFun and excitement and very Trajanic.
On matters amorous, reflective, and imperious?Oh no just sexy and emperorious
These boys would rather screw than fight,In deadly circuses they take no delight.
But when it comes matters of sex,They laugh and then they bend and flex.
That's boys of Imperial Rome,Always out and never home,
Avoiding as hard as they can their breakfast fiberBecause they'd far rather have a swim in the Tiber.
We're none of that, not of that ilk,We eat our whole grains swimming in milk.
We toast and slather our holy muffins,because whats in our bowels toughens.
That way we have cleanly sluice,While others fear their bowels loose.
Not if Rufio gives Quint a damn good reamingThat leaves him moaning, panting, and steaming.
That's how it goes when they are both male,Digesting their fiber, that's their holy grail.
This game is called the two line poem,Without two lines it'll never get home.
There's one that's got a worst name,The one you call the one line poem game.
Still, it's much better that youDon't make us write a haiku.
Or make me wear my Easter BonnetAnd get me to whip up a quick sonnet.
Thanks for the delicious Easter feast,
It made safe and tasty here in the Northeast.
I felt I was there almost like a dream,
But I wasn't dreaming or there would have been ice cream.
It makes me so happy to talk on the phone,
with you and Oli I'm never alone.
It's really good that OrangehomeDoesn't charge for using the phone
For anything up to an hour,Which gives our talks such power.
Back to back calls can be done with glee,Because you can keep calling back and its free.
How you got international calls with such economy,Is more baffling that the Sphinx who is no longer free.
When you were living in Lagos,Did you ever crave to make a Sphinx out of Legos?
My cousins played all the time with Lego.I didn't mind because it kept them mellow.
But in Lagos I preferred a nut, bolt, and a wrenchTo make Meccano models on Dad's work bench.
Odd to think, so humid out there, no dust,Plastic Legos would've been better than rust.
So with Meccano you are accomplished,and leave everything quite highly polished.
Perhaps with your skills a bit embellished,You could make more than this being published.
With your wrench and a bolt you would look,just as useful and entertaining as a book.
It's true my teacher Anthony Green said life's a bummer,Don't be an artist, go and make money being a plumber.
But when I grew up I put away the Meccano Set,Took up a brush and ain't earned a penny yet.
little tom thumbgot a whack on his bum.
because he snogged in the cornerwith his boyfriend jack horner
and jack liked to whackon tommy's wee back
oh fiddle faddleit's a rubber paddle.
oh say fiddle faddleit's just a rubber paddle.
those two are no goodthose babes in the hood.
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Remember next time you bend over for Quintus.