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[Roger]

Haggis is only eatable so long as you have heaps
of leeks on the side with mashed "tatties and neeps."

[Preston, Moderator]

English Muffins toasted and buttered,
with sugar sprinkled on top he muttered,

[Preston, Moderator]

"add cinnamon and tamp it down with a knife,
will make you happy the rest of your life."

[Preston, Moderator]

carefully holding his plate he uttered,
"But you must have kitchen that is all cluttered."

[Preston, Moderator]

"it is important to mention,
no good if you've got a kitchen extension."

[Preston, Moderator]

Strange guy the one with Thomas' Muffins,
not fit but to join the rapscallion ragamuffins

[Roger]

Round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran
Until he was so hungry he cracked three eggs in the pan.

[Roger]

The he added six rashers of bacon
Because the back lawn need rakin'.

[Preston, Moderator]

Rhyming of bacon with the slangy rakin' is silly,
next you be calling for guys to show their Free Willy.

[Preston, Moderator]

I will not be beaten, I will not but be cowed,
Still publicly freeing my willy is not allowed.

[Roger]

I stand corrected and very contrite
But I try hard as I can with all my might

[Roger]

To make the words all rhyme
Even though there isn't the time.

[Roger]

I claim that bacon and slangy rakin' ain't as silly
As showing your Free Willy to a Ghillie

[Roger]

He's a man that wants you to go fly fishing
So watch closely what he does—it might not be what you're wishing.

[Preston, Moderator]

We wish you well at the old wishing well,
just make a wish and life will be swell.

[Preston, Moderator]

There's no reason to be sad,
Just toss in a coin and you will be glad.

[Preston, Moderator]

So have a piece of Shoo Fly Pie,
So long friend we all say Goodbye!

[Roger]

Shoo Fly pie is popular among the Pennsylvania Dutch,
But it sounds too sticky for me to enjoy it much.

[Roger]

There again it's not so different from a treacle tart
Like my aunty made to warm my heart.

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh you used that Bob da Builder pee before,
T\that's enough we'll have no more

[Preston, Moderator]

because public urination against the law
unless its dogs who sniff and weave and yaw.

[Roger]

I shall stand up for my rights and protest
I never reuse old stuff and I do my best

[Roger]

Because, let's face it, at the end of the day
No one's ever accused me of using cliché.

[Preston, Moderator]

There is no heat,
I've called and called and I'm beat.

[Preston, Moderator]

It's minus 17 degrees
by the time I get help I'll freeze.

[Preston, Moderator]

my life is hanging by a thread
Someday they'll find frozen dead.

[Roger]

But here comes the Utility company, the bringer
Of warmth to thaw you out, you frozen fish finger.

[Roger]

At times of stress I say, as my hands do knead:
"Breathe deep, stay clam and proofread."

[Preston, Moderator]

At times of stress I say (with not a little shame)
that all I do is grab an iPod and a game.

[Preston, Moderator]

Or should I talk to Echo, oh woe is me!
I can't decide twixt Amazon or Apple's Siri.

[Roger]

Be careful not to end up in the Apple cart,
Though tis better than Amazon's Wallmart.

[Roger]

They have everything from kit to caboodle,
Including Android stuff you get on Google.

[Preston, Moderator]

I am not frugal,
but I do compare prices with Google.

[Preston, Moderator]

I am not vane
I'd have nothing to gain.

[Preston, Moderator]

I am not generous
except when buying handsome hotties drinks for us.

[Preston, Moderator]

I am not forgetful
because losing things is so fretful.

[Preston, Moderator]

I'm not going to say any more,
I'm putting on my hat and walking out the door.

[Roger]

I know you don't live in a poor hovel
But you won't get out the door without a shovel.

[Roger]

I know it's out there you want to go,
But you can't with ten feet of snow.

[Preston, Moderator]

You're right I cannot go outside willy nilly
The temperature is way too chilly.

[Preston, Moderator]

I'll pay the rag and bone man a groat,
to sew the fetid cloth into a coat.

[Roger]

Here the weather has changed, the sun did fade,
But outside it is at least mild at 10 degrees centigrade*

*Celsius just doesn't rhyme much.

[Preston, Moderator]

Come visit Ludlow and see us,

[Preston, Moderator]

express the temperature in Celsius.

[Preston, Moderator]

Try as hard as I might,

[Preston, Moderator]

I can only think in Fahrenheit.

[Preston, Moderator]

This temperature business is a breeze,

[Preston, Moderator]

between us we have two degrees.

[Preston, Moderator]

One in film and one in art,

[Preston, Moderator]

Still we are world's apart