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The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit)
We interrupt the two line poem game for this Aha!Aha! you can't have a husband unless you marry so just fill out the paperwork see the officiant and leave.
Roger Kean founded Newsfield with Oliver Frey, a business partner with whom he's in a civil union and who has been his boyfriend since the 1970s plus Frey's brother Franco.
Wouldn't it be so much easier to write, "Roger Kean founded Newsfield with his husband Oliver Frey and Frey's brother Franco."
Roger think's marriage is all wet,but he's not thinking of the presents he'll get.
Plus there's no reason to be nervous,there won't even be a service.
His mum will be hurt if she cannot goso we'll make her a witness don't cha know.
It will be quick just in and out.And then partner and husband will leave no doubt.
That's so moving, in fact it's so sweet,It's worthy enough, I'll give it a Tweet.
I'll nip out now and buy a ring and give it a burnish,Then Oli and I can be like Mr. John and David Furnish.
You don't need no ring,You don't need anything.
It's just paper form,the simple office norm.
It's just a formality—It's just normality.
What, no prancing down the church aisleSo slowly advancing it feels like a mile?
Waving to Aunty Jane and Cousin BettyBefore dodging through a cloud of confetti?
As Frank Sinatra once said,You need a contract before going to bed:
Love and marriage, love and marriageGo together like a horse and carriage
This I tell you brotherYou can't have one without the other. :-))
those who continue to confusemarriage with weddings do not amuse.
When come to smarts they come up short,like conservatives on the Court.
When same sex marriage gets to SCOTUS,It would be a disaster if they decide to screw us.
I hope they won't be like Roger Kean,who will never understand what we mean.
You need not either horse or aunt,to marry a cohabitant.
But if you need your rights in Portugal,Your civil union has no effect, it's null.
I hope you your not there when you pick,a time for one of you to get sick.
Because it's the law there is no doubt,In their ER one of you gets kicked out.
I'll have to check all this out with JonathanWho will save me running a marathon.
Jonathan wouldn't know anymore than a Fula,to get the truth you better check with Lula.
If you want to keep your rights viable,Wikipedia in unerringly reliable.
It's got the facts which are never amiss,That's why it had Oli as British not Swiss.
But Oli is British by rote,Except he can't vote.
Instead he exercises his political right by telling meWhich is the man we want to run the country.
And then he guides my hand to make my crossIn the right box. I've no say cos he's the boss.
That's a good arrangement quiteefficient because he's always right.
But when it comes to cooking you better be ableto serve quick or he'll bang cutlery on the table.
As you know, he's always so eager to eat,If it's not ready he'll start to eat his feet.
It's not difficult, everyone knowsOli's hungry—he's chewing his toes.
But from Cromarty and Forth to FinisterreHe's certain who he wants for prime minister.
This is the month they fit in width ways,because it only has twenty-eight days.
They made a promise they'd stay
And only a horse said Nay
And only a horse said Nay
It will be romantic in its own way,because it's the month with Valentines Day.
They'd give each other chocolates and roses
And rub against each others noses
And rub against each others noses
So be happy for February One,because it'll be over before it's begun.
But it is the month I long have wished,For it is the one when Harry gets published.
Hip, hip… Hooray!Give it up for Harry today!
Well, not exactly today becauseHe's still to find the Nile's source.
Don't let him stumble around in the dark,He should follow Mungo Park.
What would Cleopatra say,If Sir Richard Burton stepped into the fray.
She'd probably go and have a freakIf he turned up with John Hanning Speke.
What happened to Mungo Park, in spite of his fiber?He died while out hunting for the great Niger.
Of jungle fever or of haggis?The latter can be quite a mess.
Eating haggis can turn you to jellyand give pain in your Delhi Belly.
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