The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit) Showing 1,551-1,600 of 2,504

[Roger]

It's always been one of my pet peeves
That I never developed into Steve Reeves

[Roger]

[Roger]

But even if I'm not fit to sit in his lap,
I've always been able to draw a good map.

[Preston, Moderator]

Come get your maps to Hollywood,
With a key to every neighborhood.

[Preston, Moderator]

The one that my friends think is best
Is the one that's in the West.

[Preston, Moderator]

West Hollywood is a nice place to play,
If you're young and buff and gay.

[Preston, Moderator]

We have the sites on our program,
including a unique Hindu Ashram.

[Preston, Moderator]

We've got Maps of the Stars,
Also Venus, the moon and Mars.

[Preston, Moderator]

Come see the great movie studios,
Loose women and suave lotharios.

[Roger]

There are many say it simply isn't fair
That only the wealthy may live in Bel Air.

[Roger]

But John Schlesinger said they are all damned,
Those that live amid the tinsel of Hollywoodland.

[Roger]

About his movie many critics fussed…
The didn't get The Day of the Locust.

[Roger]

I know where the Hollywood stars live, it's on my lap,
The most beautiful description of the place in a map.

[Roger]

ψＭＡＸψ ♬I can't sweep you off of your feet♬
And perhaps that's because you're just so neat…

[Preston, Moderator]

You have to accept you're just aren't to his liking,
your fav spot in 'wood is close cover before striking!

[Preston, Moderator]

I want to get laid where they have lain,
Oh let me join the Boys of the Fast Lane.

[Preston, Moderator]

They make love in a film location
Why it's just like a sex filled vacation.

[Preston, Moderator]

It ain't love but it's beyond fantabulous
Of course we can't have anyone get jealous.

[Preston, Moderator]

Gil and Mike are so much fun,
I'd want to be the hotdog in their bun.

[Preston, Moderator]

In the fast land of the city with ,the stars
It would be great without film bosses with cigars.

[Roger]

To think, it all; started with Mike posin'
For the thin fat-cat, mogul James Rosen,

[Roger]

Who wanted to keep Mike for his own until
Along came young hung American, handsome Gil.

[Preston, Moderator]

Mike thought it was love and Gil was it,
But they were just best buds with a benefit.

[Preston, Moderator]

A benefit cherished over and over,
From Hollywood to the White Cliffs of Dover.

[Roger]

It drove James Rosen right round the bend
And their loved he was determined to rend.

[Preston, Moderator]

But Rosen couldn't break their bond nor their sunny outlooks,
Because ending it all would mean Zack couldn't write the books.

[Roger]

True enough, that's why Mike's got their backs.
In doing so it means he's also got Zack's.

[Preston, Moderator]

My dog says it's too confusing,
so instead of reading he is snoozing.

[Preston, Moderator]

It could be worse he could be losing,
by taken up a bottle and boozing.

[Preston, Moderator]

But he drinks just like he oughter,
Nothing but fresh Albany tap water.

[Roger]

If she wants to get merry,
My mother drinks sherry.

[Roger]

Before a fine dish of linguine
I'll always take a dry martini.

[Roger]

But one thing you need never fear,
I've never been able to enjoy a beer.

[Preston, Moderator]

Well I've got the opposite fear,
That I too much enjoy a beer.

[Preston, Moderator]

This is something I'll only tell you,
If I have one beer I'll have two.

[Preston, Moderator]

And I have two then I'll have more,
It isn't that I'll drink four.

[Preston, Moderator]

So I must get out the door,
or I'll end up on the floor.

[Preston, Moderator]

So I'll tell what I've done.
When comes to beer I never have one.

[Roger]

In all respects that's an excellent line,
But in my case I'm seduced by wine.

[Roger]

I can by my nose be led
To quaff a glass of a red.

[Roger]

And there's nothing more refreshing and light
Than a well chilled rosé or a buttery white.

[Preston, Moderator]

Why do you put butter in your wine?
Is seems that wine alone would be just fine.

[Preston, Moderator]

In fact the thought of alcohol with greasy butter
Makes my stomach turn and I start to shudder.

[Roger]

I think the word "buttery" refers to the color,
To suggest its not green or white, but yeller.

[Roger]

I bring the temperature of a red wine to that of the room
And then resist the temptation to drink it too soon.

[Preston, Moderator]

I don't drink wine and grape juice makes you purple,
You and your mate are certainly party people.

[Roger]

I'm no party pooper…
I think parties are super-duper.

[Preston, Moderator]

I call Oli your mate because you refuse to marry.
Just think of what that privilege would mean top Jo and Harry.

[Roger]

Indeed, lover and best friend,
He's the one my heart to mend.

[Preston, Moderator]

but when Ihe's called partner it hard to tell,
if you mean husband or business as well.