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[Roger]

To say the squeee-ing ladies are no longer nascent,
In fact Andrew's adoring entourage is ancient..

[Preston, Moderator]

Then let's move on I'll make it quick,
How about books mentioned in this topic?

[Preston, Moderator]

The first book that was added on:
Harold and the Purple Crayon.

[Preston, Moderator]

The next on gives me much joy,
It's Oli's erotic comic Bike Boy.

[Preston, Moderator]

The third one has even more men,
It's Oli's Bike Boy Rides Again.

[Preston, Moderator]

The fourth book comes to us via
Mexico it's Tom Mix and Pancho Villa.

[Preston, Moderator]

The last one's a book that you gave to me,
A Shropshire Lad from the Folio Society.

[Preston, Moderator]

The last shall be first I'm told,
The Folio Society book's are Oli's gold.

[Preston, Moderator]

And just for equal measure,
I note they're books you also treasure.

[Roger]

That's a wonderful couplet,
Better than a tweed doublet.

[Roger]

I have to keep it short, no time to tarry
For I'm in the middle of polishing Harry!

[Preston, Moderator]

Polish? Is Harry unfit for muster
that you have to use your duster?

[Preston, Moderator]

I'm sure your book will tol-lolish,
when you add your spit and polish.

[Preston, Moderator]

While your at have it give a go
at buffing up the shine on Jo.

[Lori S.]

The pair of you have greatly amused
Even while your rhymes do leave me bemused

[Lori S.]

O'er all the topics touched on
Even whilest this game has marched on

[Lori S.]

Wandering through topics great and small
With one ringing game to rule them all?

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh my gosh what a shock!
Somebody has read our schlock.

[Preston, Moderator]

Who reads the Everwending story?
Our smart and beautiful friend Lori~!

[Roger]

This is indeed a revelation,
Worthy of a great exhalation!

[Roger]

I shall make a soup of creamed John Dory
In celebration of being read by dear Lori… :-)

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh my gosh forsooth!
I shouldn't be telling the truth.

[Preston, Moderator]

With Lori popping in,
She'll know all my sin.

[Preston, Moderator]

Hey if there are any other guys
reading this it's all lies.

[Roger]

As they say, truth is a common commodity,
And its an oddity, hobbiddy-bobbitty…

[Roger]

But far more prevalent (if you're wise)
Is the telling of porkies and white lies.

[Preston, Moderator]

I don't know what to be,
Should I be a sailor on the sea?

[Preston, Moderator]

I don't know where to work,
should I be a soda jerk?

[Preston, Moderator]

I don't know where to get a job,
should I be a mafiosi and join the mob?

[Preston, Moderator]

I don't know how to be employed,
should I be a dog breeder of the samoyed?

[Preston, Moderator]

I don't exactly how to ply my trade,
should I have a stand selling lemonade?

[Preston, Moderator]

I don't know about my working days,
should I have a wedding chapel just for gays?

[Preston, Moderator]

I don't know about getting a position,
should I work in a hospital as a physician?

[Preston, Moderator]

I don't what to do as my career,
Should I drive a train and be an engineer?

[Preston, Moderator]

I don't know what should be my vocation,
should I be a travel agent planning an exotic vacation?

[Preston, Moderator]

I don't know what should be my business,
should I be a priest selling forgiveness?

[Preston, Moderator]

I don't know what to be,
for the moment I'll just be me.

[Roger]

That is just so incredibly profound,
It curls me into a gratified mound.

[Roger]

I wanted to fly an aeroplane across the skies,
But what let me down? Why it was my eyes.

[Roger]

I turned out to be a bit short-sighted
And so on the ground I was benighted.

[Roger]

What next, thought I. I know! I'll be a surgeon.
But when it came to physics I was such a virgin,

[Roger]

That I never got a pass,
So fell flat on my ass.

[Roger]

What does a boy do when he can't his way see
Studying Zoology, painting in Art, and Geography?

[Roger]

Go to art college and study the masters,
Try to paint and avoid disasters,

[Preston, Moderator]

Don't be so down on yourself old chap,
You got a gift for making a map.

[Preston, Moderator]

Some might even say you've got a bent,
For cartography of the Dark Continent.

[Preston, Moderator]

Stay with it and I'm sure some day,
Somebody might even offer to pay.

[Preston, Moderator]

You're a bright lad, you're no schnook,
someday you might even write a book.

[Preston, Moderator]

Wouldn't it be a feather in your cap,
if it included your own map?

[Roger]

Enough of the "old," my dear chap,
Or it's your knuckles I will rap!