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Who grow up to be like Ricky Martin,Whose 'out' career fell flat in countries Latin.
Puts me in mind of many rantsRegarding Thai boys riding elephants,
Sold by their parents to flockTo the red lights of Bangkok,
There among the tourists to take their pick,To sell themselves to every Harry, Tom, and Dick.
That people, children especially, can be sold for cash,and end up as slaves treated like garbage in the trash
Is the greatest crime ever committed by man,How can it be openly plied, this world is inhuman.
I am compelled to say, at the risk of making waves,That Britain is full of unpaid labor and sex slaves.
They come for the streets paved in goldOnly to find they've been bought and sold,
And to find the reality on the street is actually shoddy—For all that's required is that others can user their body.
In America it's worseToo complex to put in verse.
But you will find more than a trace,Of people enslaved by race.
Born in the South Bronx black and on welfare,Living in a separate world is not rare.
Speaking a different language even,a different education is given.
A whole new set of acceptable waystaught so much different than our mores.
These children are never given a chance,There is no way for them to advance.
Having learned there is no hope,they turn to gangs or theft or dope.
As through space our bodies whorled,They on one sphere, we on our own shielded world.
We in small towns or the burbs,Where their alien life never disturbs.
If one breaks the wall and tries to fuck us,It's our fault, being imperious and callous.
Want both our worlds to spin on one axis?Oh no you don't, it will raise our taxes!
Halving our taxes lies under the bracken,If only the Greens would allow the fracken,
Then our domestic gas would be almost free,Like it is in the United States, you see.
Right now petrol is going for a song,I know it's an aberration that won't last long.
For gas and electric I pay about $2,400 a year,I suspect the price at Mount Ridge is far more dear.
For living in a palace it is our fateTo pay three thousand one hundred and eight.
We burn our gas and electricity at £8.52 per dayAnd always try to turn the heating off after May.
Have you and your company been sampling the wine?365 x £8.52 is three thousand one hundred and nine.
To factor in leap year you oughtermultiply by 365 and a quarter.
I shouldn't be so snooty, I should be of good cheer,And wish you and Oli, a Happy New Year!
If you want gas prices back incheap supply without fracken,
Just hook a pipe to PresidentHollande's rear vent.
Then when you need some gas,Just get it from the Frenchman's ass.
Or if you heat with hot air instead,Move it to the hole in his head instead.
Ha, ha, ha, he, he, he, ho, ho, ho!If this is New Year, it's the way to go!
Looking back at the year that has been,We were entertained by Adam Lambert + Queen.
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It's too bad the the Queen could have been,to the entertainment provided by Queen.
They she could have mused,We are amused.
She has a bit of bother with her son Andrew,Accused of taking an underage girl for a …
It's such a surprise he did, who knew?I certainly didn't, did you?
We Americans believe the guy isInnocent unless proven otherwise.
We don't besmirch the gent,Right now he is innocent.
Oh wait those ideals are a pack of lies,We do trials by the papers just like you guys.
It really is a disgrace,To not speak to his face,
It brings on a fantod the way newspapers treat a royal,I get so angry it's like to make my blood boil.
But according to modernists there's no place in a thoroughly modern democracy for a monarchy;No indeed, what we'd really all prefer instead, it seems, is a dashed good anarchy.
Our great nations bold ideals,Disappear when there're royal squeals.
Leave Prince Andrew alone, I say, let him be freeTo find happiness ever after, and hear the ladies go "Squeee!"
He is long past the ladies' squee,As she said more like cheesy.
Buckingham Palace would say that's plain cruelAnd saying so gives all his enemies the fuel
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