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[Preston, Moderator]

He can Ride Again Again
he still will never romance men,

[Preston, Moderator]

Giving them a proper date,
or making them a wedded mate,

[Preston, Moderator]

Will never ever come about,
when the sex is over his bike peels out.

[Roger]

Bike Boy better watch out, for all his joys,
It's Rogue who is always hot for boys.

[Roger]

When Rogue collects skaters at a disco,
He finds a novel use for a bottle of Crisco.

[Preston, Moderator]

Sam ran away with a guy named Cisco,
They ended up living in San Francisco.

[Preston, Moderator]

The Prince gave a ring to a man named Alice,
The two of the are now living in a Palace.

[Preston, Moderator]

Scotty had his eye on a really sweet guy,
Now they're together on the Isle of Skye.

[Preston, Moderator]

It was a propitious day when Danny met Stan,
They've got two kids and a house on the Isle of Man.

[Preston, Moderator]

A formal wedding for John Wexley and Austin G. Ingram,
Limos lines the streets in England's Birmingham.

[Preston, Moderator]

They did always agree the referee and the umpire,
One thing was sure, they loved it in Ludlow, Shropshire.

[Roger]

Roger was born and bred in Solihull
And started there a life so full.

[Roger]

There was so much to write in his ledger,
Like spotting planes at the airport in Ikeja.

[Roger]

He'd give up the beauty of Cornish Fowey…
It was too cold, not liquid warm like in Ikoyi *

*hin there on pronunciation of Fowey, more like Four-ee

[Roger]

That wonderful life was summed up by a band:
The Shadows, playing their hit tune "Wonderful Land".

[Preston, Moderator]

It is the cause of great dismay,
What's happening in Nigeria today.

[Preston, Moderator]

I was born in Albany but raised in Guilderland.
We lived next door to Judy and Christmas Garland.

[Preston, Moderator]

Every year she'd put up her tree,
And who do you think helped her? Me!

[Preston, Moderator]

When strung popcorn to make garland,
And Judy always kept tree lights on hand.

[Preston, Moderator]

She often entertained Presidents,
Much to the chagrin of residents.

[Preston, Moderator]

They traffic was blocked like you've never seen,
Roads filled with the family station wagon and his limousine.

[Preston, Moderator]

Judy and I would do a duet,
She told me I'd catch a tune yet.

[Preston, Moderator]

I took her to school for 'show and tell',
I got a gold star for doing so well.

[Preston, Moderator]

There came a time she moved away,
But she sent me presents every Christmas Day.

[Roger]

Christmas looms, so far, so near
That he might miss it is Harry's fear.

[Roger]

Khartoum's on the horizon, a mere speck,
The end's in sight of Harry's Great Trek.

[Preston, Moderator]

I'd be so filled will joy and laughter,
If you made it a Happily Ever After.

[Preston, Moderator]

If they don't make the Christmas deadline those two,
Fuzzy Wuzzies will be after you!

[Preston, Moderator]

Jo will play a dirge on the harmonica,
To accompany the tears of your friend Monika.

[Preston, Moderator]

She won't cry for your treatment by Mahdist captors,
She be weeping for all your delaying factors.

[Preston, Moderator]

Maybe instead having a Christmas bummer.
you should set the deadline for sometime next summer.

[Roger]

Good advice, and well received,
I wouldn't want any to be deceived

[Roger]

By fudging Jo and Harry's good fate
By providing readers a false pub date.

[Preston, Moderator]

Dennis the Lesser we give you praise,
For giving us the calendar of days.

[Preston, Moderator]

While you forgot to start from year zero,
You're still our timetable counting hero.

[Preston, Moderator]

With Dennis in charge we never fear,
So Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

[Roger]

Away in a manger, no crib for a bed
Nowhere to lay his Kindle to be read.

[Roger]

All around wise men, shepherds and a hobo
And between them not a single Kobo.

[Preston, Moderator]

Roger is a kook
plus he left out Nook.

[Preston, Moderator]

I'm certifiably crazy,
and I'm incredibly lazy.

[Preston, Moderator]

Proof: I didn't even take the time,
to make up a story with this rhyme.

[Roger]

That's allowed because of the season…
Christmas blows away all reason.

[Roger]

Everything stops for the whole day
Until the Scots shout out "Hogmanay!"

[Preston, Moderator]

The Scot do shout
and run about.

[Preston, Moderator]

All under the aegis
of a batch of haggis.

[Preston, Moderator]

I'm sure it's awful,
It's made of offal.

[Roger]

And stuffed in a sheep's intestine,
Which isn't always best in

[Roger]

Condition when it's been soaked in brine.
So I say ignore the haggis and enjoy the wine!

[Lori S.]

Worse yet, you could be eating menudo[1]
Instead of some well cooked prosciutto


[1]beef stomach (tripe)

[Preston, Moderator]

Thank goodness for Lori's reference number,
Or I have thought they'd have rend asunder.