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The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit)
The story's a little far flung,Harry's so old and Jolyon's so young.
May if you had written it faster,it wouldn't be such a disaster,
With Harry so far over the hill,His wrinkled body's is such a buzzkill.
When his trek was in motion,he should have used sun tan lotion.
Out in all that hot weather,He skin turned hard as leather.
To put in a love affair,With Jolyon whose skin is for fair,
and smooth and soft and light,it just seems it's just not quite right.
Maybe Jolyon is a baddy,just wants a sugar daddy.
He could be one of those guys,who just wants to be filthy rich.
Or it could be from heaven above,A story of perfect true love.
Indeed, Harry's far from being a wreckAs from pillar to post he goes on his trek
From the valley below to the mountain above,His trek's more than a journey, it's a search for love.
But in his lust for a wooerHe's fallen in with a Boer,
And so from Afghanistan's great khansHe's landed in the lands of Afrikaans.
And now it's Jolyon his heart does reignAs they find themselves in Bloemfontein.
Reading is such a tedious bore,
It's really only for the poor,
Who can't afford to watch movies,
Or watch the stories on DVDs.
Reading makes you catatonic,
So stick to buying the tale in a comic.
Those with Kindles think their so smooth,
But Kindle books are just text not pictures that move.
I don't think I'd like a book that moves,I can't see what on earth it proves
Isn't it better to find yourself movedTo be free in imagination like a bird
Flying and swooping to and fro in the air on a wingUntil the still words on the page move you to sing.
But avian creatures get terrible eye strain,They don't understand a word. They're a bird brain.
In Jurassic Park, it was a crap tourTo get eaten by a velociraptor
Which, so from an authority I heard,Were the forerunners of the bird.
Once I heard a story as I lay in my bed, But I couldn't remember. I was a sleepy head.
Then the next night they started over again,But first I closed my eyes and then, and then, and then...
I forgot the story so it was read once more.Then I knew I forgot it because it was a bore.
I've been flipping pages again and again,In a story that was all about action men,
It made me want to read such a lot moreSo off I went to my local Kindle Store.
The Kindle Store is on Love Lane,The Apple Store's on Main.
Though the have a different name,Some of the books are the same.
It would be great to a Zack art festschriften,But on Apple his art is verboten.
That's because his best work is about humanityAnd they ban it because of its profanity –––––––––––>
It's banned because it's about gaiety?Shit that's pure unadulterated insanity ———————>
What's a boy supposed to do when drawn by Zack?Apart from standing tall and stroking his six-pack?
He usually gets himself stuffed,by studly guys who are never rebuffed.
But in young motorised hero Bike BoyHe created the ultimate playful sex toy
Who set all eyes aglow in wonderIn full color by Bruno Gmünder.
[wonder…gmünder <—nice]With Bike Boy there is never a chance,
to get him in you arms and slow dance.
After Bike Boy plants his seed,
snuggling, hugging? he sees no need.
Remembers your name? No way Jack,
He's off on his bike and he'll never come back.
Well, you say that but I'll state it plain,Zack did another: Bike Boy Rides Again.
But it's true that once he's taken a young buck,He's off on his bike looking for another to… tuck
On the back of his bike, riding pillion,Hands round his waist and feeling a… million!
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The cover has a great look.