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The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit)
O woe is me, alas alack,The old versifier is back.
Just see how he gets so very tactileWith every hexameter and dactyl.
And now he's up and down so much it makes you airsickWith hilarious hiakus, somber sonnets and dirty Limmericks.
My oh my, the man's a poetAnd by God don't he know it.
Come on in and take a seat,here's a tub to soak your feet.
And it wouldn't do you any harm,if you were to also soak your arm.
Rest your eyes it's time for bed,I'll hold you down while you soak your head.
Relax for awhile you thought? instead,you're so relaxed you're drowned and dead.
That's what I dreadedA rhyme so morbid
It makes me think of 2000 AD,A comic book that always pleased me.
One of the stories that hit the side of your headFeatured the dubious hero of justice, Judge Dredd.
Kelvin Gosnell's scripts early on they ran,The man who wrote us the Terminal Man.
the terminal man was terminal I imaginethat made the folks sad that were his kin.
but he saved a lot of people so,I'd say he was a pretty good joe.
The comic had big, big panels, which were needed I guess to tell the annals
of that ship he flew and crashed, but he saved so many before he cashed
just go to message 1315 and read till you see rhymes by Roger Kean.
Kean by name and keen by nature…How I grew bored with that old acher.
It happened at school and drove me bonkersBut I got my own back playing at conkers.
Or I'd grab a neck and give it a maulTo stop its owner being so banal.
It sounds terrible, it makes me sound cruelBut I couldn't tolerate fools at my school.
They did not say Keanwas a good old bean?
nasty old beans aren't so hotso they better had not
Or I'd run them throughwith my sword straight and true.
Did they say Kean, Kean the Mean Machine?If they did I hit them on the head with a washing machine.
A mean machine means very cool,still it's not nice to say in school.
If they called you any namesI wouldn't let them play such games.
I'd defend your honor,from here to Asia Minor.
That really is so very kind,It puts to rest my troubled mind,
For from here to Asia Minor I have beenWalking all the way, made me lean
Until one day from a wise man I learnedThat flying saved me getting sun burned.
If someone bullied you on the plane,I'd make them take a freight train.
If some one bullied you on the train,I'd toss them out into the rain.
If someone bullied you in a storm,I'd let you stay in my student dorm.
If you were on my college campus,We'd have fun making a riotous rumpus.
The last time I stayed in a student dormThings happened that weren't the norm.
The other said, "It doesn't matter much,Whether or not you react to my touch
So long as you lie as still as a rockWhile I reach out and touch your sock
For you see I feel it's very rude…To be sockless is like being nude.
Socks don't set off any alarms,I think he meant your coat of arms.
Because if you have no heraldry there,It's exactly like being bare.
Your heritage will keep you protected,When dorm mates go for what you've erected.
It seems to me instead of sock,The guy was going for your cock.
If you think that's adultly gay,Remember no one reads this anyway.
No one else has found a need,to come here to write or read.
That is a terrible shameFor it's a really good game,
And more people should come here to playWith words and rhymes to pass the day.
But there again, I shouldn't tarry,I've still got to write more Harry.
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have some respect for gravely buried old timers.