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The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit)
What about the hippopotamus?,"Below deck, neath the bottom of us."
And all the birdies and the bees?"In the chapel praying on their knees."
Are you sure you have every kind of fishes?"Yes, they help Mrs. Noah with the dishes."
What about the ring tailed monkeys?"They went on deck to catch the breeze."
If pigs aren't kosher why take them at all?"I have all God's creatures great and small."
[brilliant :-) ]That really is so hard to follow,
I'll follow the hippos and have a wallow.
Mud, mud, glorious mud,Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood,
And if I feel in need of a good laughI just throw mud balls at the giraffe.
Mud is fun for little moppets,Tossing mud is as good as it gets.
Just make sure you don't swallowWhile enjoying your muddy wallow.
Some take mud baths for their skin,We just romp, stomp and dig in.
We put mud pies in our hair,We get dirty but we we don't care.
Sling it up higher, slather it down lowerMud is always best just after a shower.
We play in mud from sun to sun,It's the best way to have fun,
We play in mud but we're never flirty,When we're in mud we don't get dirty.
That's because mud is slinky-cleanAnd good for every human bean.
With all this mud I'm a little bit waryWhat has happpened to our boy harry?
He and Jolyon are on a goer,Taking the war to the boer.
if it's the first Boerthey lose the war.
If it's war once againthe 2nd time they win.
So my advice is skip the firstbecause in the 2nd the Boers get the worst.
It's only fair for Harry to be paranoid…He just sold a print of "Paradroid."
In this it's robots win the Boer War,After which they want no more.
Was the print a Paradroid,from the original polaroid?
Take a picture and 1, 2, 3The image shows up magically.
There's no better camera in photography,For making quick and easy fake ID,
My friend David had a camera by Edwin LandWhich took Instapix straight from the hand.
We'd watch them excitedly develop before our eyes,The kind of photography to make you wwealthy and wise.
Cameras made two men wealth and wise,George Eastman, Ansel Adams and no other guys.
Eastman made Kodak a familiar name,Adams made photos that put all others to shame.
And it can be told in this adoxographythe Eastman name is gone from photography.
Ansel Adams fame is quite widespread,But it won't help him none because he's dead.
When I did my photography history lessonI liked best the work of Henri Cartier-Bresson.
And lest we forget, one of the great pioneersWilliam Henry Fox Talbot roused many cheers
With his revolutionary calotype in partRaised mechanical process to be art.
Art went to the masonry show,Because he had a need to know,
When does a brick become too thick?When does a punt become a kick?
When does a mist become a cloud,when does a whisper become too loud?
When does a truck become a rig?When does porker become a pig?
When does princess become a queen?When does does a meanie become too mean?
When does a goat become a billy?When does a poem become too silly?
Sorry to say, we've had our day,Time for a serious poet to have his way.
Hear him recite his stanzas and curseAt the sound of our doggerel verse.
A torrent we've poured of nonsense wordsAnd covered the walls with whey and curds,
At times we sound like a licensed practical nurseBandaging our outpourings of the privy purse
In an intersperse of contractually perverse verse;We'd be better off making money on the French Bourse.
But what fun we have—listen to that sadly serious poetSpouting on and on. He's a bore and doesn't know it.
That's the problem with the dead,There rarely are right in the head.
An old law has been resurrected,The dead now have their rights protected.
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