The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit) Showing 1,101-1,150 of 2,504

[Roger]

Oh no, Harry's versa-til but never a wanton
So he doesn't mind being on top or down for bottom.

[Preston, Moderator]

Under the Chindar or on top,
Harry enjoys a flip-flop.

[Roger]

He always likes to ease Arshan's frown
By comforting him with his crown.

[Preston, Moderator]

I'm over, I'm in, I'm done,
Roger got message 1111.

[Roger]

Yippeee!!! Do I get a prize?
I don't care about its size!

[Preston, Moderator]

You win! You have been bathed in glory.
You win the right to write in any everwending story.

[Roger]

Gee, thanks! That's such a winner
It's quite put me in a spinner.

[Roger]

I've always dreamed of being allowed to write in everwending story
And now I can, I haven't got a clue what to say. That's not hunky-dory.

[Preston, Moderator]

Not hunky-dory? It's okay.
Say whatever you want to say.

[Preston, Moderator]

If you don't want dory go for hunky,
just make sure he's not to chunky.

[Roger]

Win-a-lot Chunky is what I fed Spiky my dog,
He loved it so much it made him go all agog.

[Preston, Moderator]

I didn't know that you had had a dog,
It was so chunky I thought it was a hog.

[Roger]

Not Spiky, that was Jess, the locals called her "pig"
But it wasn't her fault that she grew so big.

[Preston, Moderator]

I completely agree with what you say
The pictures show she was built that way.

[Roger]

She was a loveable and loving creature, I must confess,
Though I never knew why my Dad named her Jess.

[Preston, Moderator]

Jess for fun I guess
Well more or less.

[Roger]

In her case less was more,
But at least she wasn't a bore.

[Preston, Moderator]

Loyal, protective, brave and true,
Cheered you up when you were blue.

[Preston, Moderator]

It's a shame that nobody knows,
The story of the pig dog of Lagos.

[Roger]

She was so friendly that when a baby Bambi deer
Entered the compound, she let it come near,

[Roger]

And there they sat, brains and brawn
Like best friends quietly on the lawn.

[Preston, Moderator]

Here comes something really groovy,
They're making Jess's story into a movie!

[Preston, Moderator]

[cue the sentimental music]

[roll film scenery beatific]

[Preston, Moderator]

There's Jess up on the Silver screen,
The finest dog that you've never seen.

[Preston, Moderator]

Now they're making Jess action figures, patent pending,
Aren't you glad this story has a happy ending?

[Roger]

I bet she's pleased with all the merchandising,
Making her out as a grand dog rising.

[Preston, Moderator]

Yes her image is very classy.
She's even outdone Lassie.

[Preston, Moderator]

Perhaps we will see her merchandise later.
In a Macy's Bargain Basement refrigerator.

[Preston, Moderator]

Although that's sometime hit or miss,
It's still a major Everwending premise.

[Roger]

I remember. It was supposed to be white goods, but was colored mauve,
Designed by deranged André Derain in the style Réfrigérateur Fauve.

[Roger]

Macy's hired them all, Matisse, Marquet, and Vlaminck,
They loved all violent colors, especially violet and pink,

[Roger]

Until Macy's Bargain Basement hired that Kees van Dongen
But nothing he designed worked for he was a wong ’un.

[Preston, Moderator]

Kees van Dongen was staunchly hetero,
He painted a picture of Bridget Bardot.

[Preston, Moderator]

Warhol was as queer as a double dildo,
He silkscreened images of Marilyn Monroe.

[Preston, Moderator]

Inside the refrigerator was a primrose path.
It led to a steamy sauna and mens bath.

[Roger]

Was that really in the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe?
Or was it something someone whispered in my right earlobe?

[Roger]

I'm happy to sit down whenever I'm able
And listen to a fascinating fable,

[Roger]

And if it's got wardrobes in it and witches,
It's a likely as not to have me in stitches.

[Preston, Moderator]

Don't waste your time on stories told as serials,
Get a hold of Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials.

[Preston, Moderator]

You'll which way to go when you read The Golden Compass.
Philip Pullman beckons you, c'mon and join the rumpus!

[Preston, Moderator]

The next book in the trilogy is The Subtle Knife,
With Quantum Physics and parallel worlds you have the time of your life.

[Preston, Moderator]

The final book is The Amber Spyglass and then there are no more.
But in this one you'll find a polar bear all dressed up in armor.

[Preston, Moderator]

Yes there are witches and angels but never an anglophobe,
So go to Pullman's trilogy and take along lion, witch and wardrobe.

[Roger]

I've read so many books in my time,
From science-fiction to novels of crime,

[Roger]

But there is one story-teller who can make me sing
Tales of Americana and ordinary life: Stephen King.

[Roger]

We must not forget one authoress who was right-on,
She wrote of fives and sevens and she was Enid Blyton.

[Roger]

But she rather spoiled it all with Noddy and Big Ears
And Gollywogs (now banned because of racist fears).

[Preston, Moderator]

I've read so many books in my time
where the words had no end rhyme.

[Preston, Moderator]

Maybe the author forgot to make
a rhyming rhyme for rhyming's sake.

[Preston, Moderator]

Whenever I read a books with words,
I feel it strain my vocal chords.