The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit) Showing 951-1,000 of 2,504

[Preston, Moderator]

Wear just chaps and a vest and
Have some fun in the wild wild west.

[Roger]

It sounds great, a life on the open range,
Yo can try out a dude dance for a change.

[Roger]

Which is just fine and dandy,
S'long as you don't get randy.

[Preston, Moderator]

Randy is a real nice guy,
He told me once about an open fly.

[Preston, Moderator]

Excitedly looking I tried to see,
Unfortunately it was on me.

[Roger]

No need, though, to look so glum,
It's easy to swipe that pesky Jeff Goldblum.

[Preston, Moderator]

I gave a box of candy to that guy Randy,
But he he went and gave it to handy Andy.

[Preston, Moderator]

A should have known something was amiss,
When I saw him blow Andy a kiss.

[Preston, Moderator]

Now I am alone. Alas poor me.
Writing lovelorn poetry.

[Roger]

Your lovelorn poems are real poetry
As lovely as a weeping willow tree.

[Roger]

And as for Handy Andy and his box of candy
His left hand's useless but his right is handy,

[Roger]

When it comes to handing candy to Mandy,
The cowboyfriend whose legs are all bandy.

[Preston, Moderator]

That cowboy could be a beaut that's cute,
but he will never get in Randy's chute.

[Preston, Moderator]

That cowboys is gonna wait and wait,
If he wants to get past Randy's gate.

[Preston, Moderator]

That cowboy's has not got a chance,
To get himself through Randy's entrance.

[Preston, Moderator]

That cowboy might as well fall down a hole,
'Cause he's never going to swing on Randy's pole.

[Roger]

Though if he tries real hard to graft,
He might just get to play on Randy's shaft.

[Roger]

For Randy the cowboy found a gold mine
With a deep shaft and a very fine line

[Roger]

Of pure gold in a really rich seam
Which Randy loves to ream and ream.

[Preston, Moderator]

I don't want to say but but I must,
my dreams have turned to gold dust.

[Preston, Moderator]

Now I just have to trust,
This will satisfy my cowboy lust

[Preston, Moderator]

When Randy gets dollars signs in his head,
He will let me take him to my bed.

[Preston, Moderator]

Meanwhile I'll start jerking…
Hey Monika are you lurking?

[Roger]

Randy went off prospecting in Canada
For gold with a friend who was a panda.

[Roger]

But after a long search it was silver that they found,
So the panda celebrated by buying Randy a round.

[Preston, Moderator]

You can't bring a Panda into my bar,
you two go get back in your car.

[Preston, Moderator]

But this Panda struck it rich with a silver mine.
Oh, that okay they then he can stay, drink and dine.

[Preston, Moderator]

Out the door the other patrons flew,
They wanted to strike it rich too.

[Roger]

Perhaps the drinkers also fled because it's rare
In Canada to drink with a Panda, which is really a bear.

[Preston, Moderator]

Especially a bear in wellington boots,
chewing on imported bamboo shoots.

[Roger]

Even more so if he's a bear of very little brain,
Forever humming about honey and rain.

[Preston, Moderator]

I never thought of China as the Land of Honey,
Thinking of Winnie the Pooh there is very funny.

[Roger]

Winnie the Pooh likes his honey to be runny,
But the bees demand in return some funny money.

[Roger]

So the bees chase Winnie all the way to the taxi rank,
He leaps in to get away and says, "Take me to the bank."

[Preston, Moderator]

If you don't give the bees the dough,
They'll sting you in the no! No! No!

[Preston, Moderator]

So if you ever go honey shopping with pooh,
Be sure to bring lots of cash with you.

[Roger]

That's what Christopher Robin heard, but too late.
Alas poor Chris, moneyless a few bee stings were his fate.

[Preston, Moderator]

That's why we do our shopping at the super store,
Because with honey in jars, bee stings are no more.

[Preston, Moderator]

Christopher Robin buys honey from Tesco
Pooh puts down a blanket and they dine alfresco.

[Roger]

I always buy orange honey from Tesco's brand FINEST
And I greedily keep it all for myself, it is minest!

[Preston, Moderator]

Then the fairness fairy comes and sets things right,
and ensures for every jar you eat Oli gets one bite.

[Preston, Moderator]

Of course he thinks that honey is yummy,
but only one bite fills his tiny tummy.

[Roger]

That's just so right! How do you know these things?
Give him a plate of polenta, then he'll have one of his flings.

[Roger]

Pile the plate with a tasty mixed grill puts him in a blue funk,
And he won't eat his crusts, so he'll never grow up to be a hunk.

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh yes but from above,
comes hunk-a-hunk-a-burning love.

[Preston, Moderator]

It's our old friend Davey Eastern,
Whose body makes our hearts yearn,

[Preston, Moderator]

For his muscles and and face so fair,
holding his wine glass in the air,

[Preston, Moderator]

And make a truly wondrous toast,
to the one he loves the most.

[Preston, Moderator]

Bewitched, bothered and bewilder,
of course it's our boy Bob da Builder.

[Roger]

* laughing too much *

Davey Eastern with face so fair
Looks down from high in his lair