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[Preston, Moderator]

We also have candy and water slides and Michael Jackson,
So come on up on a fluffy white cloud and enjoy the action.

[Preston, Moderator]

Yes you know no matter what all is forgiven,
Come join us today in the great happy Heaven.

[Preston, Moderator]

We have games and movies and halo rings,
If that's not enough we have your own pair of wings.

[Preston, Moderator]

Elvis is here Morrison and so is John Lennon,
We've got Hendrix and every music phenomenon.

[Roger]

But sure not Alice Cooper as well,
Didn't I hear he was sent to dwell in Hell?

[Preston, Moderator]

We threw him out the silly ass couldn't get it in his head,
In order to be in the afterlife you must first be dead.

[Preston, Moderator]

We are thinking of changing Heaven into some thing like Monaco,
But with dancing and music it would make a fine disco.

[Roger]

That would be so much fun: sea, sand, and Chic - Le Freak,
For Grace Kelly and Prince Rainier all dancing cheek to cheek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqupk...

[Preston, Moderator]

I'm thinking that crusin' with Mickey and the other mice,
Now that I know it ranks up there with Paradise.

[Roger]

All they do is grease up the kids with a dollop of lube,
Then fire them off round the ship packed in that glass tube.

[Preston, Moderator]

And parents now free of their progenitorial junk,
Are free to roam the bars and get stinking drunk.

[Preston, Moderator]

Every bottle in the bar are ones to be explored,
wouldn't it be such a shame if they went overboard?

[Roger]

I think that occurs if ever there's a terrible storm
And everyone goes overboard, the better to conform.

[Preston, Moderator]

Yes it better to conform,
It's not nice to rise above the norm.

[Roger]

Or stick your head above the parapet,
Coz a bullet through the head is what you'll get.

[Preston, Moderator]

So its better to be a wallflower than lose your head,
Because those too curious and bold turn up dead.

[Roger]

And no one expected the Spanish Inquisition, but for a lucky few
The return of Monty Python is a great success at the Arena O2.

[Preston, Moderator]

No one expected them to leave except Joe and Moe,
'cause when you're got a stealthful ear you're always in the know.

[Preston, Moderator]

Joe and Moe had information, yes they always had the most,
It's a foregone conclusion when you listen at the door post.

[Preston, Moderator]

So if there was something important for you to know,
You could count on the ears of Joe and partner Moe.

[Roger]

That's Joe and Moe and Billy Blow of disposition so sunny,
He never gets the flu or a cold and his nose is never runny.

[Preston, Moderator]

Moe and Joe heard Roger's cold is hanging on,
that makes us sad we had hoped it'd be gone.

[Preston, Moderator]

We wish it would quickly go away,
So he can have a healthy, happy day.

[Roger]

It's the disadvantage of traveling London's tube,
You catch the germs and your nose is running lube.

[Preston, Moderator]

The trains are running, so's your nose,
Strikers beware, that's how it goes.

[Roger]

That is why I always say "there is no time to loose Lautrec,
Get off the London Underground before it turns you into a wreck.

[Preston, Moderator]

I hate the tubes it's so crowded oh geez,
Some old slob just let out a sneeze.

[Roger]

There you are, the commuter innocently strap-hanging,
Next moment it's aaaa-whoosh and your head a-banging.

[Preston, Moderator]

In New York City subways you hear squeaks and squeals,
But in Montreal it's quiet they've got rubber wheels.

[Roger]

The Metro in Paris boasts a rubber wheel on a wooden rail,
While London's heavy metal on metal makes travelers quail.

[Preston, Moderator]

Yes London had heavy metal it was so very loud,

[Preston, Moderator]

Motörhead, Saxon, and Dumpy's Rusty Nuts rocked the crowd.

Watch intro:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHLjv...

[Roger]

I never heard of Dumpy's Rusty Nuts, never read
Anything about them in spite of being a metal-head**

**NOT!

[Preston, Moderator]

Dumpy's Rusty Nuts was a favorite of bikers,

[Roger]

Though not, I suspect, of gay hikers.

[Preston, Moderator]

They're not any good but stand out among monikers.

[Roger]

But Monika lives in Canada near Vancouver
Where she has a large house to Hoover

[Preston, Moderator]

Yep that true and she used to breed dalmatians,
Those dogs were incredible sensations.

[Roger]

The ones that resemble the pudding known as Spotted Dick
And end up looking so alike you have no idea which one to pick.

[Preston, Moderator]

It doesn't matter if you can't tell them apart
because anyone you pick will warm your heart.

[Roger]

There's nothing finer than a monochrome dog,
And theirsharp design mades them stand out in a fog.

[Preston, Moderator]

Everything would be helter skelter

[Preston, Moderator]

if such thoughts were used to run a shelter.

[Roger]

How true, true, so very very true,
We don't want them catching the flu

[Preston, Moderator]

A dog with the flu is hard to train,

[Preston, Moderator]

So don't leave your puppy in the rain.

[Roger]

Such a thing would surely be too cruel
Like forcing your puppy to eat cold gruel.

[Preston, Moderator]

Puppies should be well fed,
and always sleep in your bed.

[Preston, Moderator]

They need constant petting,
Or you'll have bed wetting.

[Roger]

Unless, of course, your pup's a Labrador,
The canine with a mouth big as a trapdoor.