The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit) Showing 651-700 of 2,504

[Roger]

His visit to the church had proved tobe a folly,
He could return without sin and make love to Jolly.

[Preston, Moderator]

Brad decided not to be gay
so he's gone the straight and holy way.

[Roger]

He donned his white surplice and cassock
And looked cute but felt a right wassock.

[Preston, Moderator]

Along came Bull who greeted Stag,
saying I don't want to brag,

[Preston, Moderator]

But I've decided to be gay,
and I'm the guy who can lead you astray.

[Roger]

Stag took one look at Bull and went off for a wander
Lest Bull have his way and get him banned from Uganda.

[Preston, Moderator]

So the bull decided to be straight,
He did want Mrs. Uganda's hate.

[Roger]

Then he posted on her face Book page a LIKE
And added for good measure, I think you're a dyke.

[Preston, Moderator]

Mrs. U decided right then on the spot,
Bull was to be taken out and shot.

[Roger]

Stag stood his ground and said, "No, that's so unfair!"
Appealed to the soldiers who agreed and fired in the air.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

One soldier put his rifle to his shoulder,
Shot bull dead to carry out U's order.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Was he next? Stag didn't stay around wait.
He ran as fast as he could to make his escape.

[Roger]

Poor Stag, lost his friend to a very cruel ruse,
He ran and ran and ran into Tom Cruise.

[Roger]

Laid his head on Tom's shoulder and cried fit to bust.
"That's okay," said Tom, "I'm made of bronze and can't rust."

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

That's not why I crying, you don't get it.
I wasn't looking for you, I wanted Brad Pitt.

[Roger]

"But Stag, my dear friend, Brad doesn't do cocktails,
Like any boy he's slugs and snails and puppy dog tails."

[Preston, Moderator]

Slugs and snail and dog entrails,
That's what I get every night in my dinner pails.

[Roger]

That sounds enticing.
Does it come with icing?*

*Frosting

[Preston, Moderator]

[both icing and frosting are okay in the USA]

No but if you come for the Thursday night specials,
You get a free bucket of dasyurid marsupials.

[Roger]

{I have a baking book published by Prima in the old days, for one frosting recipe it says "take four pounds of sugar…}

Marsupials do make a very fine stuffing for baked stag,
But such rich fare, nice as it is, is not my bag.

[Roger]

Dasyurid marsupials are to be found in Papua New Guinea
Where they are a delicacy to be enjoyed with many a pea.

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh I never would eat that goop,
turns your pee into pea green soup.

[Roger]

Indeed, it's the sort of stuff that comes before it went,
And turned Brad Pee from a straight hunk to bent.

[Preston, Moderator]

What a wonderful thing to do,
Would it work for Matt Bomer too?

[Preston, Moderator]

Oops I think I went the wrong way,
Matt is already out and gay.

[Preston, Moderator]

Bull said "Run Stag run,
Run faster than a bullet from a gun."

[Roger]

Stag, however, had never been much of a fan
Of speeding along faster than Superman.

[Roger]

"O Bull, dear Bull, I'd rather take it on the chin
And hope to be saved by Batman and Kid Robin."

[Roger]

Good grief the above was told in terrible metre,
So bad I'll be stopped at the gates by Saint Peter.

[Preston, Moderator]

And given a blessing for your writing,
then fitted with the holy halo lighting.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

We have a saint in our gay rainbow,
Of course it is St. Roger of Ludlow.

[Roger]

His tungsten halo so bright was subject of a plea,
and for cost was replaced by one of el-ee-dee.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Bull ran and he ran and went so fast he got first place,
At The Famous Artists correspondence school footrace.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

He fell in love with a guy named Zack
But Zack had no time for boys who ran track.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

And courting at Famous Artists was slow as a snail,
Because all the dating was done by Royal Mail.

[Roger]

Zack preferred twinks but had to draw butch,
because his Famous Artists' tutor was Dutch.

[Roger]

Which is when he created a character all the vogue,
A handsome butch monster the world knew as Rogue.

[Preston, Moderator]

And Rogue became a book of over 90 pages with great stories so come on,
Hot For Boys: The Sexy Adventures Of Rogue is only $28.79 at Amazon.

[Roger]

It's full of sexy stories and loads of fun,
Go plant a kiss on each and every bun.

[Preston, Moderator]

So Bull hurried off to Amazon even though they deliver,
Poor Bull didn't know and swam the South American River.

[Roger]

By golly gosh that Bull swam to the bank and had the gall
To greet the natives of the South with a breezy "Howdee y'all."

[Preston, Moderator]

That would be understood above the equator.
But not below that delineator.

[Preston, Moderator]

When swimming down the river topography,
You must know the the language of the geography.

[Roger]

And before you take a handsome native to bed,
Best to know which side he comes of the watershed.

[Preston, Moderator]

If down the river it starts to sprinkle,
I'll use my gift from Rocky and Bullwinkle.

[Preston, Moderator]

Bullwinkle and I had a nice long chat,
After he gave me his magician's top hat.

[Roger]

His stripy pants and tails, they could do with an iron
Lest from the hat he pulls out an angry lion.

[Preston, Moderator]

But he could explain all that,
Whoops, wrong hat.

[Roger]

:::laughing too much:::

Bullwinkle returned the wrong hat to Amazon saying it was a swindle
And wrote a book about his treatment which he published on Kindle.

[Preston, Moderator]

So much to Bullwinkle's great astonishment,
They put him in charge of the Complaint Department.