The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit) Showing 451-500 of 2,504

[Preston, Moderator]

So you see officer there's no moonesco logo,
I'm afraid showing you the strap is a no go.

[Prashamsa]

The officer was confused and he didn't know what to do,
He could not let Rocketfell go as the cheese was colored blue.

[Preston, Moderator]

At last the cop knew what to do and so he did commence
to each the cheese so there would be no more evidence.

[Roger]

And with that simple expedient, justice he overthrew,
blew it out the window so he was the only one in blue.

[Preston, Moderator]

So Vanden returned to Rockafella Center,
Bidding one and all to come and enter.

[Roger]

In they came, a stampeding crowd with a roar,
too many it transpired as one they fell through the floor.

[Preston, Moderator]

Down he fell through the debris and came a halt.
In the riches of the Rockafella bank vault.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Gold bullion and bonds and so much money,
Enough to buy a British Crown Colony.

[Roger]

And why not? How could it be wrong?
Damn the Chinese, let's buy back Hong Kong

[Preston, Moderator]

"Even thought the whole thing fell on me,
Using it would be a felony."

[Roger]

When Britain owned the place nothing was free
because felonious men everywhere ran the colony.

[Prashamsa]

There lived in one of the colonies, a simple lad
Who knew no differences between good and bad

[Preston, Moderator]

He grew up serving lapsang souchong
but no one taught him right from wrong.

[Roger]

Otherwise he wouldn't have sent them reeling
By serving Battenberg cake with the Darjeeling.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

We are not wholly bad or good
who live our lives Under Milk Wood

He would not have been an iconoclast
If he hadn't had so much English Breakfast.

[Preston, Moderator]

One day he said I'm tired of tea,
Please pour me some hot coffee.

[Prashamsa]

He started drinking coffee with milk
And a piece of chocolate as smooth as silk

[Preston, Moderator]

He drank drank his fill then it weren't ere long,
Afore the Shropshire lad knew right from wrong.

[Prashamsa]

people all over the world came to drink this magic coffee,
The best part of the deal included a free toffee

[Preston, Moderator]

He raised his cup, "I've seen the light!"
"I'll evermore do naught but right."

[Roger]

Oh I have been to Ludlow fair
And left my necktie God knows where,

[Roger]

And carried half way home, or near,
Pints and quarts of Ludlow beer:

[Roger]

Then the world seemed none so bad,
And I myself a sterling lad;

[Roger]

And down in lovely muck I've lain,
Happy till I woke again.

[Sorry… it was message 469 got me going]

[Preston, Moderator]

A Shropshire Lad ye be,
As sure as England e'er be free.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

"And a Shropshire lad I stay,
Good or bad, come what may."

[Roger]

So they laid him to rest there, the final occurrence,
Deep in the chancel, his final home: St. Laurence.

[Preston, Moderator]

Vander rebuilt Rocky's place starting in the the center,
Then bid the crowds please come back and re-enter.

[Roger]

They came in their droves, regardless of social ranking,
The rich and the shabby masses, in need of honest banking.

[Preston, Moderator]

Silly people whose minds are blank
Since Rocky Center has no bank.

[Prashamsa]

So Vander decided to build one,
with the help of his friend Antwone

[Roger]

Up it went, ten storeys tall [okay, "stories" for the Yanks]
And all who looked upon it said it was the finest of banks

[Prashamsa]

As they sat there waiting, talking and sipping some tea,
They realized they forgot to build restrooms when they wanted to pee.

[Roger]

So there it was, not so fine a bank after all,
thanks to Prashamsa for setting out her stall!

[Prashamsa]

So they brainstormed for ideas what to do next
The question was answered by Roger's text

[Roger]

But that left the poor fellow completely baffled,
It looked as though his brain they had raffled.

[Prashamsa]

They built a shed at an outdoor location
Building was considered then as a good vocation

[Preston, Moderator]

The whole City was making a stink
You set up the pee shed on Rocky's ice rink!

[Roger]

Oh, that's just too bad, there should be laws
that the convenience is only for Santa Claus.

[Preston, Moderator]

You dashed my Christmas joy in one fell swoop.
It can't be true, you must be wrong, Santa doesn't poop.

[Prashamsa]

Santa went to the newly constructed restroom
Even the witches flew in mounted on their broom

[Roger]

To prove Santa was no fake, the kids gave him a poke,
While his naughty elf helpers stood around having a smoke.

[Preston, Moderator]

I had to break this to ya kids, but
Santa's really into elfin smut.

[Roger]

Unless, of course, he's riding his reindeer
In which case you've really nothing to fear.

[Preston, Moderator]

Bye bye Santa go deliver your toys
to sexy men and bad little boys!

[Roger]

Santa came down my chimney last night,
But in his girth he proved a fit very tight.

[Prashamsa]

In my place it does not snow,
Who is this Santa, i do not know.

[Lori S.]

An ancient giver of all good things
Gifts great and small does Santa bring

[Preston, Moderator]

But the greatest gifts are in our hearts,
As wondrous as really good farts.

[Lori S.]

Sure, an you eat too many gaseous foods this holiday season,
Please don't eat too may frijoles for no real good reason ...