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[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

Uhm YES.
She hates me for some reason -- I don't even know why.
She just growls and barks at me all day when I visit, sooo…
I don't even like going to my aunt's house anymore. My other aunt, that is, not the one that I actually live with.

[[deleted user]]

Maybe she thinks you're intimidating so she has to bully you to feel better.
Or maybe that's how she shows she loves you! I mean all day is a pretty big commitment.

[Dahlia( Prehistoric Nut)]

Meow
Ooh! Wiener dogs! They are happy, I live right next to a breeder of weiners

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

EEEEHH. I couldn't do it, lol. Now what's cool is that the house we're moving in -- nearby a Great Dane breeder; THAT is something I am excited about.

[Dahlia( Prehistoric Nut)]

Aww, I use to have one. They are AWESOME!

[[deleted user]]

I love love love big dogs. Haha

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

Yeah; only thing that could make them better would be if they actually lived long enough ;(

[Dahlia( Prehistoric Nut)]

@ Paro- I've been told that mine lived pretty long and would have lived longer if he hadn't decided to munch on cardboard and cans. He was between ten and eleven I think.

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♠║▌Parøxysmal Asphyxiatiøn wrote: "Yeah; only thing that could make them better would be if they actually lived long enough ;("

My mom's old dog lived to be 17 D:
She was part wolf though...

[Dahlia( Prehistoric Nut)]

Woah, that's long. What is that? 120 in dog years?

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

Cool! I wanted a wolf hybrid, but my aunt… psht, no.
But I wasn't talking about dogs in general -- I mean big dogs, like Great Danes and Irish Wolfhounds who live like -- eight to ten years.

Now, an average dog -- yeah, they live around fifteen years.

[█║ ✕ Angel ‟]

Hey guys, I'm finally home! I can finally talk! *Lets out a sigh*

[[deleted user]]

DADDY! *huggles/glomps/tackles* <33333333333333

MOMMEH! *huggles/glomps/tackles* <333333333333333333

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

Wisey! My non-messed up little girl! [/huggles back]
Now let go of meh!

[█║ ✕ Angel ‟]

ME? O_O

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

OH! And welcome back Angel! I wasn't even aware you left o.o
I just thought you were busy.

[[deleted user]]

ANGEL. YESH. YOU ARE MAH MOMMEH! <3333


SYDNEY'S NEW PROFILE PIC HAS INSPIRED ME TO DO SOMETHING SIMILAR. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ATROCIOUS HAIR. .-.

[[deleted user]]

PAPA PARO! TAKE ME TO DA PARK! I WANT TO GO SWING! YOU'RE PUSHING MEH! x3

[[deleted user]]

PERFECT.

[█║ ✕ Angel ‟]

I was at a friends birthday party/sleepover, I didn't really like it there... (view spoiler)[I hate it when people make me feel like a third wheel, don't get me wrong- they're nice but I always feel like I'm just there. Abbey, Emma, and Mykayla make me feel wanted, and they make me laugh, as for these guys would punch each other and look at me. Like am I supposed to do anything? And since they're rich they seemed to have really bad talking skills, they looked at the poor, sick, and workers like they were termites. I was immediately disgusted, I left the workers tips, and had a chat with the other guys. They were nice, as they always are. (hide spoiler)]

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

>:( I don't caaarree.
I'm too tired to take you to the park today -- go play in your room!

[[deleted user]]

I'm sorreh, Mommy. :(
C-Can I k-keep y-you c-company?

B-But, P-Papa! You p-promised!!! D:
*tears gather in eyes*

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

█ ▌♥║ Angel {Hold Me Close, Don't Let Go} wrote: "I was at a friends birthday party/sleepover, I didn't really like it there... [spoilers removed]"

Awwwwwwz, they sound awful >.>
Technically, we've got a lot of money ourselves, but we don't look like it XD

[█║ ✕ Angel ‟]

Why am I the mother? *Looks over at Paro* Ew, that means we- NO. I'm not your mom, I refuse to be. *Crosses arms*

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

█ ▌♥║ Angel {Hold Me Close, Don't Let Go} wrote: "Why am I the mother? *Looks over at Paro* Ew, that means we- NO. I'm not your mom, I refuse to be. *Crosses arms*"

Don't act like you don't like iiiitttt [/wiggles eyebrows]

[[deleted user]]

*sniffles* I no have mommy now.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

UUUUGGGGHHHH. Such ur mouth, little girl.
Just… ugh. Go play with your stuffed animals or something.

[[deleted user]]

Fine, Daddy. You go drink your beer! See if I care!
*sniffles* I don't need you! I have Mr. Teddy Weddy and Elly the Elephant.

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

D:< Maybe I will go drink beer!
I'll secretly act like I don't care by consuming my body weight in alcohol, but in all honesty, I'm just drowning in the guilt of my wrongdoings with Sydney and dying on the inside 'cause your mother left me.

[█║ ✕ Angel ‟]

Omg no, I don't even.

*Slaps Paro* NO YOU WON'T, NOT WITH OUR CHILD AROUND.

[[deleted user]]

Okie den. >:(

*Three Minutes Later*

Papa? I'm sorreh.

[[deleted user]]

YESH! :D MOMMEH ISH BACK!

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

Angel: Oh, and slapping me right in front of her is any better!?!
PSHT, THIS IS MY HOUSE WOMAN! THIS COUCH -- THIS TV -- IT'S ALL MINE!

Don't tell me what to do… [/indiscernible mumbling while I grab a beer.]

Wise: Yeah, sure, apology accepted. Papa doesn't want to talk right now, 'cause your mother is being mean to me!

[[deleted user]]

Shut your pieholes, both of you, and play with meh! D:<

...I mean, I didn't say anything... *nervous laugh*

Can I have some of your beer? *puppy dog eyes*

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

.-.

No, beer is only for adults -- little girls like you can't drink beer.
(view spoiler)[Plus your mother would kill me. (hide spoiler)]

[[deleted user]]

-__- I have a feeling 'little' means both in the literal and metaphorical sense.

B-But Sydney gets to have beer!

[█║ ✕ Angel ‟]

STOP SHOUTING IN FRONT OF HER! SHE DOESN'T NEED THE STRESS! AND WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING OUR CHILD, SHE'S ASKING FOR BEER? *GRABS BEER BOTTLE AND THROWS IT ACROSS THE ROOM* COME ON WISE, LETS GO.

Why is this fun and entertaining.

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

:D YES.

[/gasps] D: Don't bring up Sydney!
I still can't forgive myself...

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

█ ▌♥║ Angel {Hold Me Close, Don't Let Go} wrote: "STOP SHOUTING IN FRONT OF HER! SHE DOESN'T NEED THE STRESS! AND WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING OUR CHILD, SHE'S ASKING FOR BEER? *GRABS BEER BOTTLE AND THROWS IT ACROSS THE ROOM* COME ON WISE, LETS GO.

Wh..."


I have no idea .-.
WHAT!?! YOU CAN'T TAKE MY LITTLE GIRL FROM ME!
I DARE YOU TO TRY AND WALK OUT OF THIS DOOR WITH MY BABY GIRL! I DARE YOU!

[[deleted user]]

Angel: Okie, Mommeh. o.o

Paro: Not funny.

Heh, our whole family's tearin' apart. Poor Papa.

[[deleted user]]

'Baby girl.'
'Little girl.'

>.< Papa...

Angel: But, Mommy! We can't leave Papa!

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

D: What? Fine. BIG GIRL THEN.

[[deleted user]]

THEY DON'T CALL ME BIG BEAR SARAH FOR NOTHIN', YA KNOW.

Heh, bad grammar. Ish funny.

[█║ ✕ Angel ‟]

Yes we can! Can't you see? He's tainted, he's a drunk, he's a horrible father! *Kneels down next to Wise* It was one mistake, one night, and you're a miracle, but that doesn't mean I care for him. *Extends hand* Now, are you ready to go?

[[deleted user]]

B-But Papa! *dramatic music*
Okie, Mommy. *chin quivers*

*whispers* Bye, Daddeh. I wuv woo.

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

One mistake!?!
That's all I've been to you, huh?

Fine. Leave then. I can survive without you.

Aunt Antonia is gonna murder me o.o

[[deleted user]]

Mommy, wait. I wanna give Daddeh a huggie. Not the diaper.

*runs to Papa and huggles* DADDY! D:

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

[/huggles back]

I'll visit you.. all the time. 'Cept on weekends. Those are my beer days.
Trolololololololol.

[█║ ✕ Angel ‟]

Yes you were, *takes wise's hand and picks her up* I thought I was in love with you, but I was just stupid, because you don't care for this. *Gestures to me and Wise* You don't care for our baby, nor do you care for me. I thought we were in love, so what if we hooked up and went into a abandoned house? So what, we did it! But you gave me the one thing I need most in life, my pretty little angel. *Pushes a strand of Wise's hair behind her ear* I have a bit of love for you because of that, but we all know you aren't fit for this. I'm sorry Paro. *Starts towards door*

[[deleted user]]

Wow, Papa. Way to kill the sentimental moment. :P

Sorreh, Daddeh. I gotta go with Mommy. *blows raspberry at Papa*

Auntie's gonna kill you, Paro. Good luck.