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The First Thing That Comes to Your Mind
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Jul 10, 2013 07:00AM
Merrily, he fired his blanks, and several unconceived children gave thanks.
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The unconceived child was profuse in giving her wordless thanks at the prodigal's missus.
Whoa. I must rinse my brain under the tap since it rolled into the gutter!
She said to herself "Well at least this man was thinking of love in the midst of all the lust."Cue CSI opening music!!!!
A weirdo on the street wearing only a trench coat having a fictional story written in marker underneath... (Don't ask!) Talk about flash fiction!
A five-foot-something stocky man wearing a trench coat and dark gray fedora, standing in a poorly lit alley.
A eunuch pining for that which will never be.
The priest on the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean.
Trying very hard not to laugh after reading the comments in this thread.
At work, waiting for lunch break, to laugh.
Laughing is nature's medicine for the soul.
Humour is the singular proof that life has some kind of meaning, for without it humour simply could not exist.
Faith is the irony that humour cannot help but pillory.
The pillbugs that invade our backyard.
. . . doesn’t keep the lascivious teacher away.
..from the principal's office.
The middle-aged, snooded principal’s method of disciplining young teachers is as legendary as her appetite for them.
A book that I just finished and am quite sad/happy about.
A female author's failed attempt to write a man's point of view.
My mind as blank as the screen I was going to type a story on this week.
Back to blanks like an M-dashing courier's bag of fonts after the invention of aluminum plate lithography.
An old, broken down car with a needed magbelt.
How loving and caring a guy can be and how adorable that is :)
Girls reacting to flirting that I am not doing.
Never knowing what's flirting and what's not.
Avoiding eye contact by scanning the parking lot for coins that have been dropped.
Always looking at the ground to avoid the world.
Always picking up keys and jewelry and turning them in at the reception desk.
Constantly searching for hats at lost and found.
Constantly finding something when I'm not looking for it and never finding it when I actually need it.
Having forgotten the reason why you went inside a room.
Standing there, glancing around, the reason you had gone in there just beyond the periphery of short-term memory.
Go to the fridge, because that can never go wrong and no doubt that was where I was going anyway.
Thank heavens the company finished off that heavenly tiramisu . . . (Gasp!) No, they didn’t!
Walking away to avoid starting a chat in this thread.
Miranda rights
The suspect escaped, but she was guiltily licking her lips.
The suspect looked particularly edible, and tasting her lips enticing.
and M is already sooooo sleepy, he can barely keep his eyes open.
What can be put off until tomorrow is not procrastination, but my setting priorities.
Sleep is always a top priority.
