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Mar 20, 2014 07:44PM
She named her ex-boy friend's Coupe de Ville Carrie.
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Carrie de Ville didn't care much for dalmatians.
A hundred years dogged her cruelly as she sought to speed away from a century unnaturally spent.
A person who has lived a hundred years still has to learn a lot about life.
What there is in life that cannot be learned in one hundred years is not worth learning or proof that the student of life is incapable of learning.
One could learn whether or not a single statement could "set a movement back 100 years."
His concept of time was a clock whose works were an orchestration in several movements.
His clock works on the principle that oranges are almost round, and rounds are used in song to create waves of words.
Oranges are almost round, but their rinds are good for garnish. Or maybe that's lemons?
Lemons are sour, I don't like sour
Sour rhymes with Hour and our so this is our hour.
I got that Power, power I got that Power.
it's gonna be okay, dadudadu Just, Just , just dance.
I have a blue house with blue windows...
fILLED WITH Water all around
The little mermaid is an annoying movie
Those twins on TLC who share a body.
Scarecrow's fear gas caused hallucinations that Two-Face's coin could talk.
WWIII is mainly fought by the scarecrows and talking coins.
If money could talk to us, would they want us to spend more or spend less?
If money could talk, if we could know where its been, we would never touch paper currency again.
Thousands of bank employees every ware suddenly start wearing hazard suits.
The Tiki Hut owner took the new bank uniform personally.
the Tiki Hut owner wore his sisters prom dress. Now its getting personal.
The Tiki Hut owner is into crossdressing...
The tiki hut owner defies socially defined gender roles.
They may protest gender roles, but I protest age expectations. Who is to say I'm immature?
Maturity is becoming aware that our role in life is to roĺl with the roles.
What if the roles thrust upon me conflict with each other?
Remind them which you auditioned for.
If I don't audition, can I still get a role?
Those who choose to not audition have a role playing seats.
Must we attend the performance at all?
Yes, now all of the perfumed ladies will roleplay.
Now the unperfumed women and perfumed men feel woefully neglected.
Their smell by any other odour would be just of sweat.
"To pee or not to pee?" That is the elder's question.
It is not in the stars to hold our excrement, but in the toilet.
Cleaning my room, and organizing EVERYTHING, while writing and watching Once Upon a Time. Is that even possible?
