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The First Thing That Comes to Your Mind
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Jul 07, 2013 07:38AM
An anthology of Zen parables illustrated by the Kama Sutra.
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Throwing back their robes, they whipped out their koans.
The celibate monks celebrated with celerity the celebrity their cajones conferred on the congregation's confessed karma chameleon kama koans.
A 5-year old boy 'chanting' Peter Piper picked a peck of peppers...
Biddy Bodder bought bum butter. 'Blah,' said she, 'bum butter's bitter but it's blended in my batter and made my....
A sudden craving for Creme Brulee Macarons.
The feeling of going through a tooth extraction for the first time.
A.C. ROOM N A ROMANTIC BOOK IN HAND WITH CAPPUCINO N WHIPPED CREAM
Cafe Americano with cinnamon and chocolate fudge brownie on the side.
Then on to Stein Mart, to buy larger pants.
Brown pants with a pink stain on them from the misuse of bleach.
The blue stain on the carpet from when the housekeeper spilled cleaner.
Oxi-Clean infomercials!
The original Oxi-Clean man is now dead, replaced by someone who is extremely weird.
Never-ending household chores.
"Right then, how 'bout a cup of tea ol' sport?"
[[LOL! M, is it okay to laugh.]]Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines
Was looking at comment #62 and realizing. Man, Guy keeps talking about food that makes me want to try it! (caffe Americano with a brownie? Sounds awesome!)
Predictably, this has degenerated into a chat thread.
A conversation with a long lost friend.
Trying to remember the long-lost friend’s name and face.
To be at a loss for words in a short story about a man struggling to understand the meaning of wordlessness.
At a loss for words, he resorted to images.
"Timmy Time" and "Shawn the Sheep" which have no words, but are still hilarious.
The shorn sheep looked sheepishly at the shearer's shears.
The day our dog jumped over the gate and disappeared forever.
The 1989-film All Dogs Go To Heaven
A very sad film that I hardly remember.
The worst movies are the ones you never forget.
The reason Arnie is never far from my memories.
That having a good memory is a curse, at times.
One person's curse is another person's purse.
If real thoughts were pennies, would you be rich?
"I would travel the world, and take you with me."
I would love to be taken by you, but such brashness would likely dismay us both.
A sly banker's daughter staring at a young man with curly blond hair.
{ha ha, that was funny. :)}The tears on an old man's face as his eyes dash over a letter.
"I am just a blank sheet of paper.This fool's about to write you a letter"
- Tim McGraw
A fool and his projection carrier are soon unblindfolded by conjugal hell.
The sterile man said 'At least you have the paper. I am just blanks.'
