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The First Thing That Comes to Your Mind
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...making mixed up patterns on the paper.She wiped away her tears and ate a bar of galaxy chocolate.
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While she looked up at the night sky and saw the Milky Way.
The Milky Way was not a path to be chosen by the lactose intolerant.
Did you know that there are no male cows?
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They were in competition with Thunderbirds and they won.
Who would win in a competition between the Thunderbids and the Thundercats?
The cats cos they'd eat them of course!;)
Karkat Vantas from Homestuck. (wait, r u guys still playing or having an actual conversation? Sorry, new)
(Lol)He stuck like glue,preventing him from stealing her chocolate.
Giving half-price chocolates to yourself on February 15 is a Singles' tradition.
Did you know the average amount men spend on valentines day is $130?
I don't believe I have ever met an average man.
Now, Paula. I’m perfectly average, and I’m sure I’ve spent $130, to the penny, on Valentine’s Days.
But my dear M: #1 - I have never met you.#2: Any who call themselves average, probably aren't!
:-D
I didn’t say on a particular Valentine’s Day. I meant on all of them put together.
Valentine's Day brings with it an overstuffed bag of paper memories we thought we burned years ago.
Valentine's Day is just a scam celebration to make money! I might just be saying that because I'm single though...
Candlelight, romance, and husbands who suspect but never find out.
And the husbands that do are often suspects in what happens next.
When the officer asked, “Are you the owner of that double-barreled shotgun?” Malcolm shrugged noncommittally. “That depends.”
When the officer presented a bullet from his pocket and held it up to Malcolm, Malcolm grew sweaty and started rubbing his palms together nervously.
Malcolm knew it was a bad choice to have oysters for lunch.
They always made him sweat bullets, and the officer had managed to retrieve one.
The sweet smell of forensic success was only slightly soured by the scent of sweating oysters overstaying the small talk lunch with Malcom.
Forensic Success by Calvin Kline, because smelling like anything less would be a crime.
The negligible difference between CK's eau de "oyster bullet sweat" and "FS" was not enough to keep him from fainting.
The stench was too much for her also, but he chose to interpret it as a swoon.
And had the presence of mind to send the bullet to forensics, pending the discovery of the gun.
The prosecution was baffled, having found many guns, but no bullets.
The judge concluded the perp was using invisible bullets, very illegal ones too!
Whereupon the perp started sweating more. Visibly, too.
Visible sweat and invisible bullets; an oyster holds the key to both.
The pearl key brought in enough money for bail, plus enough extra to flee to a beautiful country with no extradition treaty.
A sandy beach with a bunch of sheep and pails.
I'm in a endless hall lined with locked doors with a key in hand. But I know not which door it unlocks.
My plight pales before this mountain of pails.Their castles cannot rule the sea.
A castle full of aliens holding pails.
From the ramparts, the extraterrestrials wait with titanium pails to douse their enemies with ram parts.
A battleship game full of aliens throw Ram hide off of the ship and into the sea.
Milton Bradley, horrified by the monstrous evolution of their products, fed them all to rams, which were subsequently offered to Poseidon.
Poseidon watches some horrific movie staring Milton Bradley and Morgan Freeman with his many sons.
Martin wrote: "A battleship game full of aliens throw Ram hide off of the ship and into the sea."So THAT'S what happened to the Golden Fleece!
The Golden Fleece to add another treasure hidden in the depths of the sea.
The alien prince of the sea (specifically Eridan) watching tv while eating the fleece like icecream.
He must not realize that when people eat lamb, they usually mean the meat.
