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The First Thing That Comes to Your Mind
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Caitlan
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Aug 19, 2013 10:29PM
"To be or not to be, that is the question."
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"Okay, class, read everything about haiku for three minutes, then take Belly's horrible haiku test!"
Oh, snap. Still haven't taken that yet. *studies frantically*
*Reads question* "Teacher, what do goats have to do with haiku?"
EverythingWhile chewing his thoughts
The goat stood on snowy slopes
Contemplating life
A goat standing on a snowy mountaintop and yodeling.
"Dashing through the snow, in a one goat open sleigh..."
A french saying that no one can understand.
Singing: With a little luck we can work it out... by Wings (or Paul McCartney).
The weed in the special brownies!
The only thing special about my brownies is that they are made with love... :P
I like my brownies to be made with chocolate and walnuts, sugar and flour, eggs and vanilla.
Doubled over, one hand grasping the stomach, the other stretched out to grasp the object of value.
The brave hero overcoming all odds of stomachaches.
The braver hero, succumbing to the effects of food poisoning, accepts the ignominy of puking and crapping his pants concurrently.
What heaved up in the middle of the night had lost the presentation given it at the gourmet restaurant.
"Mother, mother, I am sick. Call the doctor, very quick."
No more monkeys jumping on the bed!
The king of the apes chased away the monkeys and rang Christa's bell to scare the bats from her belfry.
The evil flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz!
And if he throws a spanner in the works, he’ll have invented a new plot device: the monkey wrench.
The thought of which the monkeys find so funny that they laugh themselves silly.
At least they didn't die of laughter.
Skeletons happily sitting around a table, taking shots and slapping their knees.
...and they're out of the closet.
Being tickled to death with a feather boa brandished by Titus Andronicus.
Personality types, such as the Amiable, the Expressive, the Analytical, the Driver.
To be diverse, is that a charcter trait or a flaw?
Traits and flaws, knives and saws, to die by razor blades or pins!
