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[Brandon]

what what

[Mariana]

Yup. I'm definitely confused

[ShAnnon]

Yap. Ballerness. And thank you Brandon. You are officially epic

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

What what? What the what is what what?

[ShAnnon]

It's okay. You had to be there

[Rock]

So you have...... Balls?

[Brandon]

YAY IM EPIC
:P I DIRD IT

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

GIRLS HAVE NO BALLS •~•

[ShAnnon]

It's a phrase. I just said 'can I get a what what?" Out in the darkness and all of a sudden right behind me my brother goes 'what what!' It was awesome. ALEX REPLY!

[Brandon]

imma Brother

[ShAnnon]

I've got four.

[ShAnnon]

No five

[Mariana]

BROTHERS?!

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

O.O

[ShAnnon]

One is in NYC on a biz trip right now and I'm so jealous. He's 32 FYI

[Brandon]

I said what what

[Brandon]

I'm in NYC

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

WHAT WHAT

[Mariana]

CAN WE GO SHOE SHOPPING?

[ShAnnon]

Mariana: yes. It's okay. Their loads of fun. Except for Casey. He's always grumpy. He's 28 and married with a newborn baby girl

[ShAnnon]

Who?

[Mariana]

I only have one and it is too much for me!

It's a song...

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

I have one brother

[ShAnnon]

Oh. And the smallest gap between brothers is 5years and the biggest is 17 years.

[ShAnnon]

Alex. I'm gonna get stern with you

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

HELP ME! HELP MEMJZJXNJZXJJSJKSMS SJSNWIJWMWIMMWJNSJDNDNSJDDJDIDNM

[Brandon]

I have to sisters
its weird when we go underwear shopping

[Brandon]

I don't know where to look

[Mariana]

WHAT HAPPENED ALEX?

[Brandon]

*two*

[ShAnnon]

Brandon. Lol that's the best thing I've ever heard!

[Mariana]

Hahahahaha The same thing happens to my brother!

[Ilsa, I name me, destroyer of worlds!]

Bad Brego.

[[deleted user]]

Alex, private messages should stay private, especially when they've got those words in it!

[ShAnnon]

Whoa.

[Brandon]

I'm like
Ah Bra
Ah Panties
Ah barely clothed maniquine

[Mariana]

Hahahahahaha Brandon you made my day!

[ShAnnon]

Haha.

[Brandon]

its very awkward

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

BRANDON IS A SEXOHOLIC!!!!

[Brandon]

I just can't

[Brandon]

NO IM NOT!

[Brandon]

I said Ah as in scared

[ShAnnon]

One time

Bro: why don't you go swimming?
Me: I can't right now...
Bro: why?
Other bro: dude. Are you retarded
Bro: oh...OH! OHHHHH. Ew.

[Mariana]

Same here! It's so awkward!!

[Brandon]

Yeah my sister be like Screaming @ me
and I say "r u on ur "."
then she tells me no

[Brandon]

then she pushes me

[Mariana]

Have you thought that maybe you're just being annoying? That happens often

[ShAnnon]

Haha my brother could always guess and he'd like ask me and I'll be like "HOW'D YOU KNOW VSKEVAKBSIADNJDHDBDURXKSHD" and he'd go "oh no reason"

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Brother:*asks me to do something*
Me: No
Brother:*beats me up*

A near daily routine