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He's not now.

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Zombies don't eat pizza.

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I am enjoying this a lot more than is healthy.

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I see the reason for sleep now...

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I should probably delete all of this...

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BUT I WON'T AHAHAHA

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Take that Florida! (Ellen anyone?)

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I love Florida, by the way.

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There is a mouse there.

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Named Mickey.

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That poor mouse in Brandon's apartment...

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May he rest in peace.

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At Brandon's neighbors apartment.

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Ok, I just saw a shadow under my door...

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That's scary.

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Maybe the zombie apocalypse finally started!

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Oh crap! I left my axe upstairs...

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I LIVE IN FEAR

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My friend says that a lot.

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Her name is not Susan

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Or Janet

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Or Rachel

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Or Phoebe

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Or Monica

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I enjoy Friends as well...

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Do you all have your zombie apocalypse buddies in order?!

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Mine lives in a different state, but he's my bro.

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We've got an entire zombie apocalypse plan just ready for action!

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I am proud of my bro.

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His name is not Ross.

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Or Chandler.

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Or Joey.

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I'm not telling you his name.

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He's two years younger than me.

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But he's just as smart as me.

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And he's taller.

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I'm short >:(

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He's pretty good-looking for a youngster.

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My little sister's best friend is totally in love with him. She's got the wedding planned already.

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But I get him in the zombie apocalypse.

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He knows martial arts, so he can go chop heads off.

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I need to post a random picture...

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AMERICAN LADIES AND GENTS

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I HEREBY PLEDGE MY ALLEGIANCE TO THE GOLDEN ARCH...

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JK I CAN'T EAT MOST OF THE STUFF THERE

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Ever seen Supersize Me?

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That's a disgusting movie.

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I watched it in Health Class.

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Health class did not make me healthier.