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HERA YOU D*MNED SPOILED BRAT OF FAILED MARRIAGE!!!!!
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WHY CANT YOU EVER DO ANYTHING NICE FOR ANYONE BUT YOUSELF YOU SELFISH SO CALLED QUEEN
Lunnylovegood/Percabth Lover/AJ wrote: "WHY CANT YOU EVER DO ANYTHING NICE FOR ANYONE BUT YOUSELF YOU SELFISH SO CALLED QUEEN"I AM STARTING A RIOT! ANY MINOR GODS/Half Bloods WANT TO JOIN ME!
Ilsa wrote: "I'm tempted to have all the demigods pour in with protests..."
Don't worry, this is allll planned out
Don't worry, this is allll planned out
ZEUS, CHOOSE WISELY!!!
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ZEUS YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SH*T!!! YOU PILE OF F*CKED APHRODITE PROSTITUTES!!!!
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No no no no no, this is all planned!!!!
Ilsa wrote: "Time for the wave of Demigods! Everyone in now!"ATTACK!!!
DUDES!!!!! CHILL!!!!! The show will be a LOT more interesting if we can get through the roleplay without interference ;)
Have u guys read iggys PERCY Jackson fanfiction
Nicole di Angelo wrote: "DUDES!!!!! CHILL!!!!! The show will be a LOT more interesting if we can get through the roleplay without interference ;)"An invasion is just what we need to boost ratings!!!
Thegotenza wrote: "Have u guys read iggys PERCY Jackson fanfiction"No
No don't attack. It's like a book you can't just go scribble in words. You got to read the rest.
Lunnylovegood/Percabth Lover/AJ wrote: "I am calm"
Thank you Lunny ;)
Thank you Lunny ;)
Lacey wrote: "No don't attack. It's like a book you can't just go scribble in words. You got to read the rest."I attacked
Lacey wrote: "No don't attack. It's like a book you can't just go scribble in words. You got to read the rest."
Thank you Lacy!
You all just have to trust us on this!
Thank you Lacy!
You all just have to trust us on this!
Yes, PLEASE. I am a genius, and I have devised an event that shall change the very FABRIC of this group.
Nicole di Angelo wrote: "Lunnylovegood/Percabth Lover/AJ wrote: "I am calm"Thank you Lunny ;)"
I may not be happy about it but I'll watch how it plays out :P
Nicole di Angelo wrote: "Lacey wrote: "No don't attack. It's like a book you can't just go scribble in words. You got to read the rest."Thank you Lacy!
You all just have to trust us on this!"
I still think battle was better
In reply to Drax
Ladies and gentlemen, behold! A lovely example of English at it's finest!
Ladies and gentlemen, behold! A lovely example of English at it's finest!
Lunnylovegood/Percabth Lover/AJ wrote: "Nicole di Angelo wrote: "Lunnylovegood/Percabth Lover/AJ wrote: "I am calm"
Thank you Lunny ;)"
I may not be happy about it but I'll watch how it plays out :P"
Haha, varying emotions are what make the best books ;)
Thank you Lunny ;)"
I may not be happy about it but I'll watch how it plays out :P"
Haha, varying emotions are what make the best books ;)
Indeed. Trust me, this will be an epic story the likes of which Rick Riordan himself could be proud of.
2 4 6 8 OLYMPUS HAS TO AMNISTATE!!
You know how many times I wanted to throw the 3rd maximum ride book against the wall but couldn't cause I didn't want to break my kindle?
Well then. I better be prepared to read some more :)
Lacey wrote: "Well then. I better be prepared to read some more :)"
Haha, you might want to be prepared tomorrow since we'll be needing AJ at some point and AJ is sadly not on :(
Haha, you might want to be prepared tomorrow since we'll be needing AJ at some point and AJ is sadly not on :(
I’ve had a lot of crazy things happen to me for sixteen years of my life, but this has by far, been the weirdest, oddest thing ever.Okay, let’s start from the beginning.
It was right after we defeated Gaia and her evil minions, and don’t worry, Annabeth and I came safely back home from Tartarus; we closed the gates, all that great stuff.
Anyways, The Greek Gods were back from their crazy Roman forms, and everything was back to normal at Camp Half-Blood. Dionysus was yelling at satyrs, his inflated belly flopping around, the strawberry plants blooming like crazy all around him. Chiron and the Apollo kids were all in the archery range, teaching the newcomers how to shoot an arrow without seriously maiming a body part. Demeter’s kids would just frolic around the gardens, flowers in their hair and all that crap. Annabeth was still as bookwormy as ever, and Grover took his job very seriously, so I never got to see him too often. Leo, Frank, Hazel, Jason, Piper, and Nico all helped out as much as they could, took classes, and even Thalia and the Hunters showed up occasionally. Of course, being me, I settled for a simple, fun job as a counselor: training kids interested in learning the art of the sword.
“Hello my young Padawans. Today, I’m going to teach you how to block different sword techniques.” I said in a British accent for no apparent reason as I approached the arena that morning. I was training a handful of Athena kids, and Annabeth and The Stoll Brothers stopped by to watch.
As I paired the kids up, I asked Travis or Connor, I forgot which, to help me demonstrate.
“The key to blocking is the technique your opponent uses to attack you. If they raise their sword, you have to firmly grip your sword with both hands and…” As I droned on, I showed slow motion examples to the kids at Travis/Connor, whichever one he was. Suddenly, I felt the urge to sneeze. “ACHOO!!!”
I’m pretty sure I blasted 15 feet off the ground, and when I came back down, my butt felt severely bruised.
“Percy!!! Where are you?” Annabeth called. I heard others whispering, too.
“‘He just… disappeared’ ‘where did Percy go?’”
“CONNOR! TRAVIS! WHAT IN THE WORLD DID YOU DO TO PERCY!!!” Annabeth fumed.
“Well,” Connor said, “Demeter gave us this sparkly powder and told us to eat our fruits and vegetables, and then went ‘Poof”. Travis finished his brother’s sentence, “So we wanted to test it out, and we hadn’t preyed on Percy in a long time so…yeah.”
Then Travis whispered something inaudible into Annabeth’s ear.
“WHAT?” she screamed. She dropped down to her knees, and started searching the Arena’s floor. She eventually found me. “It’s a freaking pear. MY BOYFRIEND IS A PEAR! ARE YOU GUYS INSANE!?” She stormed out of the arena before the brothers could answer her question.
She went into her cabin, which was thankfully empty, and sat me down on the countertop of her work desk. “You’re a pear.” She stated. Well, duh. I wanted to say, but I guess being a pear has its limitations. “How in the world am I going to handle this?” she asked me. Just then, Annabeth’s brother, Malcum walked in.
“Um… Annabeth? Are you okay? You know you’re talking to a pear, right?” He asked.
“Did you know there are over 3,000 different types of pears in the world?” she parried, avoiding her brother’s question. Malcum walked over to his sister’s desk, and picked me up.
“Yes, I know that. And I guess I’ll just eat this, then…” he replied, opening his mouth wide open. Who knew his pearly white teeth would’ve been the destruction of the most amazing person in the world?
“No!” Annabeth yelled, snatching me back from her brother’s hand, and then running out of her own cabin, and into the Archery range. Remind me to thank her for that later.
“Chiron! I need to talk to you! It’s really important!” Her voice sounded crazy and desperate.
“Yes, Annabeth?” Chiron questioned. He was still holding a newcomer’s bow, aiming at a target.
“It’s about Percy.”
Chiron’s face turned all serious at that point. “Class, you are dismissed for the rest of the period. Use your free time productively. Annabeth, come to the Big House with me.” Chiron then galloped over to the house, his tail swinging back and forth, and occasionally whacking a hovering fly or two. Unfortunately, after Chiron whacked the flies, they though it would be a great idea to land me, and Annabeth didn’t notice.
“Hey Stevvvve.” Said the first fly to the other.
“Whatzzzzz up, Greg?” the second fly asked. I didn’t understand this. Why was I able to understand Fly language if I was a pear? Unfortunately, I never got to find out, because just then, Annabeth the shooed pesky things off of me.
As Annabeth walked into the big house, she sat me down on the coffee table in the foyer and sighed. “Percy turned into a pear.” She said, getting straight to the point. Chiron’s eyes widened, and stared down at me.
“How did this happen?” He asked. Annabeth then told him what had happened this morning, from the training to the Stoll brothers to Malcum. Chiron nodded, understanding completely.
“I think we should probably consult the council about this. I’ll go send an Iris message to Olympus. You bring the six other half-bloods from your Gaia quest with you, along with the two misfits who caused this disaster.” Chiron instructed.
“Don’t you mean Five, Chiron? Percy and I are right here. Who else… Oh, never mind.” She said. I thought, how could you forget Nico? I mentally rolled my eyes, because I was a pear, and didn’t have any eyes to roll, which got me thinking: how could I see all of what is happening if I’m a pear? How am I hearing anything if I don’t have ears?
I let it slide, thankful for at the least, those two senses, or else, I wouldn’t have any idea what in the world was going on at the time.
Annabeth crouched down, eye level with me. “I’m going to leave you here, okay? Don’t move. Oh, wait… never mind.”
After waiting for what felt like forever, Annabeth, along with Jason, Leo, Piper, Hazel, Frank, Nico, and Travis and Connor filed into the Big House.
“I guess we can’t call you fish face, anymore, pear-head!” Connor said to me, while Travis snickered. I was glaring daggers at them, but they didn’t notice.
“Don’t touch him!” Annabeth said, picking me up like I was a piece of glass. Everyone in the room except for the Stolls looked at her like she was crazy. She took a deep breath, and then rushed out, “PercyturnedintoapearsoweallaregointogotoOlympusandseeifanyofthegodscanfixthis.”
“Percy turned into a pear?” piper asked, staring at me. “How in the world did that happen?”
“Travis and Connor.” Annabeth said, and everyone understood completely. No one asked any questions after that.
Chiron all told us to go into Argus’s van, and he drove us over to the empire state building. It felt really odd being stared at by all those eyes. Good luck, Percy. They seemed to say.
We all got out, and shuffled into the building, and hopped onto the elevator (though it took two trips of horrid music to get all of us up to Olympus). We all walked into the throne room, unfortunately during a very important part of the god’s meeting.
“Saltwater taffy is the best candy ever!!!” Poseidon, my dad said.
“No! Hershey’s air delight is better!” argued Zeus.
“All candies are delicious!” Said Dionysus. I wondered how he got here, when I had seen him less than fifteen minutes ago, back at camp.
“Candy rots your teeth.” Athena stated.
“I agree with Athena. There is nothing uglier than rotting teeth.” Aphrodite said.
“Eat Cereal!!!” Demeter said, out of nowhere.
“Mother…” Persephone groaned, standing off to the side.
“HEY!!!” Annabeth yelled, her voice echoing off the sides of the newly designed throne room, magnifying it. All the god’s turned to our small group of demigods.
“Your son turned into a pear,” Annabeth said to Poseidon, then turned to Hermes, “And it’s both of your sons’ fault.” She pointed to the Stoll brothers. “They claimed to use a ‘sparkly powder’ given to them by Demeter.” She then pleaded, “Please help me turn my boyfriend back into a human.”
“The human Percy,
Turned into a Bartlett pear.
Oh, what should we do?” Apollo chanted his latest haiku.
“Shut up, Apollo, this is serious.” Artemis slapped her brother.
“Fine, little sis.” Apollo said.
“I’m not your little sis! I was born before you! I helped mother give birth to you! How is that not enough proof that I am older than you!” Artemis growled.
“ENOUGH!!!” Zeus yelled. “Demeter, Persephone, Aphrodite, Poseidon, Hermes, Athena, you go help these little demigods. The rest of you, we need to go back and discuss more important matters.”
The gods and half-bloods all filed outside of the throne room.
“Finally,” Athena said, stretching her arms. “I was sick and tired of hearing everyone quarreling about candy and other useless things.”
How could you say candy is a useless thing? It tastes delicious! And, my mother had to work in a candy store to support herself, Smelly Gabe, and me when I was younger! I thought.
“I know how to change Percy back, although I was thinking that Travis was going to give that powder to my daughter Katie. Aphrodite and I thought you both would be so cute together! And, she would’ve known what to do with It.”, said Demeter.
“Mother…” Persephone mumbled.
“Don’t change him back. Every girl should have a chance to move onto another. And yes! Katie and Travis, Perfect!!!” Aphrodite squealed. Travis turned a shade of red I didn’t even know he was capable of turning, while Connor was pointing and laughing at his brother.
“Please change him back. I’ll do anything-I’ll eat cereal for a whole month!” Annabeth pleaded.
“Oh, fine. You have to plant him, in the ground, in a pot, whatever. He’ll be the thing that sprouts out of it. It’ll take at least a year on earth, so I’d rather you left him here, or use Olympus soil. He’ll germinate faster. One month, at the most. Now shoo! Go!” Demeter said.
“Wait! Can I just see my son for a minute?” Poseidon asked. Annabeth handed me over to my dad. “Hi Percy.”
Hey, dad. You know, you can’t really communicate with me. I’m a pear.
“That was Hilarious! You both are genius!” Hermes said, high-fiving his sons.
He and his two sons had broad smiles on their faces, while everyone else (minus Leo, who was grinning ear to ear) was glaring at them. Dad sighed, realizing there was no way to actually communicate with me, and gave me back to Annabeth.
Oh god I hope she doenst kill me for showing this to you guys
Mr. Bronzo wrote: "2 4 6 8 OLYMPUS HAS TO AMNISTATE!!"
@nichole. I'll be on after noon. But I bet it'll be good. Can't wait. It's a mystery that I'm excited to continue. :)
Haha me too! Drax came up with the entire thing, and might I say it will be awesome!
It already is. Lol I can't wait. I bet it's going to be more exciting:)
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... What in the world did I just read?
I have no idea all I know is I'm making songs out of it and PERCY is turned into a pear
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