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HAHA. You came it up with yourself? Pretty good huh?
Flora (Mixed up fandoms) wrote: "HAHA. You came it up with yourself? Pretty good huh?"no i saw it on cassandra clare's blog and thought it was funny so i had to share it
Haha. Then thanks for uploading it here. (: I couldn't find this on Tumblr. ><
No Clary and Jace aren't related! Clary and Sebastian are related!
Rule two of being a Shadowhunter: If someone asks for no spoilers, you spam them with fake spoilers.
Rule three of being a Shadowhunter: ALWAYS accept that Jamie is Jace
Rule four of being a Shadowhunter: Love and respect your parabatai as if you were really Jem and Will.
Rule five of being a Shadowhunter: You MUST shout incest at the cinema screen when Clace kiss to confuse some people.
Rule six of being a Shadowhunter: When someone dies, you say Ave Atque Vale.
Rule seven of being a Shadowhunter: Always support Simons band.
Rule eight of being a Shadowhunter: Always look better in black than the widows of your enemies.
Rule nine of being a Shadowhunter: Always ask Jace if you can touch his mangoes.
Rule ten of being a Shadowhunter: Nothing less than 7 inches.
Unofficial rule eleven of being a Shadowhunter: yank on Valentine’s ponybraid if you see him. It makes him squeal.