Do you like to get dressed up?

[Félix]

Mais oui.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Phil wrote: "I don't see LG's statement as a judgment of good vs bad. It's just what it is. The stereotype of European citizens is that they dress more formally than do Americans. "

Yes.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Jim wrote: "Poirot is Belgian, he is always dressed well."

Much better than the slatternly Miss Marple.

[[deleted user]]

No.

[Scout]

I don't like getting dressed up. But you get more respect from strangers when you do.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

But really, what are strangers but just people who are strange?

[Félix]

Faces look ugly, when you're alone.

[Susan]

No one remembers your name.

[Félix]

Women seem wicked.

[Susan]

Streets are uneven when you are down.

[Phil]

Carriann wrote: "I have to wear a uniform for work..."

Police? Hospital? Army? Sanitation? Santa's Elf? Circus Clown? Armored Car Driver? Pilot?

[Félix]

Security guard? Girl Scout Leader?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Kinko's cashier? Firefighter? Pep Boy? Nascar driver? Nun? Anglican priest?

[Jonathan]

Pirate king? Prison warden? Viceroy? Meter maid?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Are you Bernie Brewer?



A hotdog mascot?



Speedy Geoduck?



The Fighting Blue Hen of the University of Delaware?



The Penn Quaker?

[Félix]

Buckingham Palace Guard?

[Susan]

Grrrr burgers! I got here too late for the guessing game.

::pouts::

[CD]

Questions?

[Phil]

She's the boobie police! :)

[[deleted user]]

I haven't had one yet but I've heard they are nasty!

::eyes Carriann suspiciously::

[[deleted user]]

A squisher....there has to be a better way.

[Susan]

I agree. Do they really have to be squished and squashed? Truly?

[Susan]

Hurray!

[Aliyah]

no I don't

[Zen]

I LOVE dressing up... be it formal, for a Renaissance Fair, for a night out, to have fun with my kid, for Halloween, and just to get out of my pajamas!

[Heidi]

I don't even like to wear make-up. I most definitely don't like to dress up. I only do it when I absolutely HAVE to do it... or when I have tons of laundry to do and dressy dresses are all that are left in my closet.

[hera]

dress up in every single even . i've tried to be stylist in every single way. i love fashion :)

[[deleted user]]

Carrian, um...felt a bit like she was trying to pull mine off. I think I need a stool next time.

[Margot]

I enjoy gowning up when it is an occasion and you have plenty of time. Otherwise it is just habit like brushing your teeth.

[Zen]

Margot wrote: "I enjoy gowning up when it is an occasion and you have plenty of time. Otherwise it is just habit like brushing your teeth."

... I read that as "growing" up. Talk about a double-take!

[Margot]

Zen wrote: "Margot wrote: "I enjoy gowning up when it is an occasion and you have plenty of time. Otherwise it is just habit like brushing your teeth."

... I read that as "growing" up. Talk about a double-take!"

Then I am glad I didn't write frocking up

[evie]

Margot wrote: "Zen wrote: "Margot wrote: "I enjoy gowning up when it is an occasion and you have plenty of time. Otherwise it is just habit like brushing your teeth."

... I read that as "growing" up. Talk about..."

Ha!

[[deleted user]]

Margot...anort! Nothing like a good party frock!

[Susan]

I am into some frocking.

[Phil]

I'm actually more into the de-frocking.

[Susan]

You would be.

[Phil]

Would I?

Wood eye?

Jerry lost his eye in an accident and couldn't afford the price of a glass eye. So he carved one out of wood. But he was so self-conscious that he never left the house.

Finally, his friend Ed came over and forced him to go out. "There's a dance over at the club," he said. "So what if one of your eyes is made out of wood?"

"All right," said Jerry, "but if anybody makes fun of my eye I'm leaving."

He went to the dance and stood around, trying to build up his courage. And then he saw a woman standing alone in the corner. She was very attractive, but she had a peg leg.

"She's worse off than me," Jerry thought. "The least I can do is ask her to dance."

He walked across the crowded dance floor and approached the girl. "Would you care to dance?" he asked.

"Would I?!" she exclaimed.

"That does it," he shouted, "Peg leg! Peg leg! Peg leg!"

[Susan]

::snort::

[Jim]

Phil wrote: "Wood eye?"

Peg Leg

[Zen]

Oh no! Is this becoming the homonym thread?!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Some people like getting dressed up. Some people don't.

[Félix]

You're not a homonymphobe, are you?

[Zen]

Félix wrote: "You're not a homonymphobe, are you?"

r u?

[Félix]

I asked first.

[Susan]

Ha, LG! I think the groom caught a glimpse but the bride has no idea her pictures will be enhanced.