Dreams of Edward-I mean Twilight

[Lara, Editor Extrodinare]

Thanks... just hang in there and you will do great...

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

It feels really weird though. Like it's going to take forever to get out, yet each year goes so fast! You know what I mean?

[Lara, Editor Extrodinare]

I know exactly what you mean... Senior year is the worst... you think you have a lot of time but you don't... it is so lame...

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

I want it to go faster though!

[Lara, Editor Extrodinare]

Didn't we all...

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

Umm, still do. AM STILL STUCK AND I'M IN ABSOLUTE TORMENT! I CAN'T GET ON CERTAIN PAGES AND MY MOM IS NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! SHE WON'T TYPE IN HER STINKIN' PASSWORD TO FREE ME!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE PARENTAL CONTROLS!!!!!!!!! AND I WANT OUT OF SCHOOL AND TO BE 18! HELP, ALLISON AND CLARA!!!!!!

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I had a dream where Carlisle came up and was holding me hostage for some reason.

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

Hmm, interesting. Anything else happen?

[The Insane Psychopath Jane]

I had two dreams recently...

It was back when it was just Carlisle and Edward. Carlisle was staying at and I knew automatically who he was and stuff. I was like sisters with my best friend, Carolyn, in my dream. She got sick, and then I got sick and passed out. I then was awake again, and a vampire. Edward was just glaring at me...

Then, my second one...

I was coming home from school, and suddenly I was with the Cullens in this place. I snuck on ahead, and something blue, like a tentacle grabbed me. Then BAM! I was face-to-face with Victoria herself. I asked her to change me, and she said she would later. I then dragged out Bella, and she bit her and not me. So then everyone, now including me, was peeved at Victoria. The Cullens were mad at me, and Victoria was happy with me. Then, Edward lunged for me, but Victoria then suddenly bit me, then they grabbed both of us, and dragged us away.

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

Interesting. You really don't like Edward do you? Don't answer that.

[The Insane Psychopath Jane]

Nope, Edward doesn't like me. He's o-kay.

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

Hmm. I'll talk to him about that. Pinkie promise.

[The Insane Psychopath Jane]

Okay?! Yeah every Twilight dream he always hates me. But then of course, when he looked at Carolyn (who isn't obsessed with Twilight *gasp*) his eyes go all soft as if he's in love. *Snort*

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

Yeah, umm. I smacked him in the head for you...and a couple for me. How dare you be mean to my friends, Edward. And don't let me catch you doing that again.

[The Insane Psychopath Jane]

LOL. Imagine if Kirsten Stewart woke up in Bella's place after a day of filming. That would be interesting.

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

It would probably be a little disorienting.

[The Insane Psychopath Jane]

I know, seriously!

I have the strong urge to go play my brother's electric drums.

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

That is a strange urge.

[The Insane Psychopath Jane]

Yup. OOH! You should get Edward to watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

I did. He is looking sort of pale, even for him. He's just staring at the screen.

[The Insane Psychopath Jane]

LOL. That's just hilarious!

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

Now we're watching West Side Story. It is a fabulous musical. But I can't really concentrate with Edward touching me on my arms. Oh, well. He was very shocked at Cedric Digory's part. He was like "That guy looks like me kind of. In human form." I laughed.

[The Insane Psychopath Jane]

-Laughs- Tell him to go google Robert Pattinson. His reaction to that will be hilarious.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

Yeah, his face went blank. Ha! Poor Edward. It isn't such a big deal. You're still better than him, Edward.

Have you been online all day?

[The Insane Psychopath Jane]

Nope. But Rob is apparently like the sexiest guy alive, sorry Eddie!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

don't call him that! Ugh! I hate that nickname.

[The Insane Psychopath Jane]

I think it's funny.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

*pouts and walks away from Alice* (I'm feeling childish today)

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

*pouts and walks away from Alice* (I'm feeling childish today)

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

*pouts and walks away from Alice* (I'm feeling childish today)

[The Insane Psychopath Jane]

You posted three times.

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

Whoa. Stupid internet service. It was slow.

[The Insane Psychopath Jane]

Ok.

-screams-

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

I know. It is so annoying. *Still pouting*

[The Insane Psychopath Jane]

Yup.

-screams-

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

Why are you screaming?

[The Insane Psychopath Jane]

I had to come back to Forks today, and that stupid little @#!%?^&* of a vampire didn't turn me back into a vampire.

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

Is Jasper avoiding you?

[The Insane Psychopath Jane]

He went hunting, 'cause he nearly killed me when I came home. So, yes, in a way he is. I'd have someone bite me, but I really rather just find the vampire and not have to go through the newborn years and pain.

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

What vampire?

[The Insane Psychopath Jane]

Bailey. She can turn vampires human and humans vampire in a matter of seconds.

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

Oh, well I'll have Edward help you find her. He can better resist the urge of killing humans. Although he doesn't have to worry about that with me anymore.

[The Insane Psychopath Jane]

:P She was in Dallas, where it's SUNNY.

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

Oh. Well, he can still manage.

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Wait...Autumn, why is Edward with you?

[The Insane Psychopath Jane]

On the bright side, I can bite things out of frustration now :)

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

Ha, yeah, that's a plus.

Oops. Clara wasn't supposed to know about that. It's just that in Cullens 4ever, I have him.

[[deleted user]]

OK.

[The Insane Psychopath Jane]

And, when I throw my baseball at the wall, IT DOESN'T BRAKE! YEAH!

[Autumn, Judge and Founder (most active Fanpire)]

Awesome. I don't miss those days though. yay vampire days! Oh, Edward found her. He and Emmett are dragging her to you as I type.