My Name Would Be.....

[Kevin]

i have a friend who played softball with me and his name is Bubba Belt. for realz. the greatest softball name ever. there was a race care driver named Lake Speed which is the greatest driving name ever with a close 2nd being the late Dick Trickle. so, what would be the name you would pick if you were a......

detective?

[Kevin]

Lauren Ordurr

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Mike Hunt

[Phil]

Dick Shamus.

[Phil]

And yes, TWSS.

[Phil]

::fights inner Beavis::


::wins::

[Susan]

Babs Quickhatch.

Sleuth Mahoney.

[Cynthia]

Girl Friday.

[Pat]

Marshall Marshall

[Kevin]

a chef?

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Chef Curdle

[Cynthia]

Ginger Baker

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Cynthia wrote: "Ginger Baker"

You win.

[Kevin]

Gustav Sauté

[Phil]

Cookie Strudle

[Susan]

Ha! I like that one.

Fricandeau Au Jus.

[Cynthia]

How about a Urologist?

[Cynthia]

My favorite (true story)

Dr. Benjamin Dover

Paging Dr. Dover? Ben Dover?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Tess Tickle

[Kevin]

Richard Chekker

[Cynthia]

Dr. Cynthia had a baby in his practice named...

Dick Dong.

*rim shot*

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P.P. Maximus

[Martini]

Incontinentia Buttocks

(I'm a huge fan of the movie!)

[Susan]

Manny Waters.

[Phil]

Dr. Nate Uri.

Or, as I prefer to write it, Uri,Nate.

[Félix]

I P Daily, MD.

[Kevin]

if you were a rap artist...

[Susan]

So Rite.

I rock the jams that are so tight. Bust sweet lyrics all day and night. You wanna know why I am so fresh? Cuz my name is So Rite and my beats are no less.

[Kevin]

and we have a early leader on this one. not just a name but proof

[Kevin]

Vanilla Gorilla

[Susan]

OMG. Please make a rap to go with that one.

[Phil]

We've got a gorilla for sale
Vanilla Gorilla for sale.
Won't you buy him,
Take him home and try him,
Gorilla for sale.

Don't you want a little gorilla you can call your own,
A gorilla who'll be with ya when you're all alone?

How much is that gorilla in the window?

Take our advice,
At any price,
A gorilla like Vanilla is mighty nice.
Gorilla, Vanilla Gorilla for sale.

[Susan]

Ha.

Word.

[Kevin]

i float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
i am the greatest, not ali
the lord of dance, the king of rhyme
this is the real hammer time
vanilla gorilla, gift from above?
i'm the urban jungle love
peace

[Kevin]

of course i'd have fly girl dancers and gold chains

[Cynthia]

of course. Pull up your damned pants, Kevin.

[Susan]

Lots and lots of gold chains.

Little is into wearing his hat backwards and to the side, currently.

As we left the store yesterday, a gentleman with gold teeth thought Little was extremely dope with his hat like that.

What can I say? He gets his funky freshness from me, obviously.

[Kevin]

country singer

[Susan]

Luella Sway.

[Kevin]

can't decide between Lil Tommy Twang and Assaracus Whuppin but of course i'd use a shortened first name

[Cynthia]

Gotta borrow the name of a guy in my hometown:

Trey La Trash

[Susan]

Which can double as your frenchie boudoir name, too.

[evie]

Willie Wagtail. I come from the land down under.

[Phil]

Kevin wrote: "country singer"

Classic country, or the new country/pop crossover stuff?

If I have to wear a hat or boots, or have facial hair, I don't want to be a country singer.

Cleanface McHatless

[Susan]

But cowboys are hawt.

[Phil]

REAL cowboys, sure. Country singers? Those aren't cowboys.

[Susan]

Well, no. They are too clean for one thing. And they wear skinny jeans. Really? Skinny jeans?

[Kevin]

if i keep eating so much ice cream all jeans will be skinny jeans on me

[Susan]

I don't believe that at all. Not even for one second.

Besides, doesn't trekking from one underdeveloped village to another just burn those calories right off?

[Kevin]

trek? i am usually carried on a litter by underpaid locals although i do usually tip the ones fanning me on an especially hot day