I had to...

[Myke]

I had to post this:

"I put the key into the door of the car to unlock it and decide that, whatever it takes, I am going to help murder victims' families -- as many as I can" (Prejean 231).

Imagine if "murder" was a verb in that sentence.
That's how I read it at first and I laughed out loud. Ha ha ha.

[Michael]

Whoa. I read it first that way too. I love the "as many as I can" part.

[Josh]

Lol omg nowai

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Yeah, that is quite hilarious.