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Jul 08, 2013 05:26PM
I walked right into a brick column once. I was laughing and didn't see it there...lol. :P
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hey at least it wasnt bc of a boy :P
Elizabeth wrote: "I walked right into a brick column once. I was laughing and didn't see it there...lol. :P"
*tries to hold back extreme laughte* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...haha...HAHAHA!
*tries to hold back extreme laughte* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...haha...HAHAHA!
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Elizabeth wrote: "I walked right into a brick column once. I was laughing and didn't see it there...lol. :P"
I've bumped into so many things because I wasn't paying attention.
I've bumped into so many things because I wasn't paying attention.
"Share a funny incident in your life."Okay, so about two years ago my family and I went on a trip to Maui, Hawaii. We decided to go on a submarine tour as a fun family thing, so the next morning we head out on the catamaran to the location where the submarine is currently submerged with the group that had gone before us.
We got aboard the submarine and submerged deep below the surface, and we saw tons of amazing sea creatures including a baby shark, manta rays and lots of tropical fish. My favorite part was when we came up next to an old underwater shipwreck. The railings were covered in barnacles and seaweed, and you could barely see the same of the ship. But the FUNNY part about this whole thing is that on the side of the ship, stuck to the dirty hull, was some kind of Spongebob suction-cupped bath toy! It was so funny that in the middle of this kind of solemn shipwreck scene, there was a Nickelodeon children's character! Some marine biologist or scuba diving tourist must have stuck it there and forgotten about it, or just figured it would be funny to leave there for tourists to see.
It was hilarious.
Okay ~ here is probably the funniest/most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me.I was pregnant with my first daughter, almost 10 years ago, and it was my 2nd prenatal visit. I had spoken to my Mom earlier that day and she'd informed me I would not have to have an internal check anymore -the doc would just listen to the heartbeat and measure me etc.. It was Friday late afternoon, and my husband was with me. We were dressed to go out to dinner and a movie after the appt., and I was wearing my infamous stinky black boots with... wait for it...
No socks.
Now, this may seem a little strange to some of you, but honestly, these were really stylish (from Payless by the way - I was dressing on a teacher's salary...) and super comfy high heeled black boots. And, really, they were only smelly when I took them off, so I figured what they heck? No one was going to be seeing (or smelling) my bare feet in mid December, right?
Wrong.
Cute young Dr. (the one in the practice that all of the nurses and patients got googly eyed over) walks in to the exam room and introduces himself to me and my husband.
"How you doin?" And, he winks... I swear.... maybe.
He then proceeds to tell me to change into the green papery robe so he can come back in to do my internal.
Whaaaaaaa????
The minute he leaves, I completely freak out.
"These are my stinky feet boots!" I tell my husband, desperately seeking one of his solutions.
"So?" he asks - totally not getting what an internal exam is, probably or possibly not suffering from the visual of cute Doc's face resting uncomfortably and green with nausea between my sweaty stirruped feet.
"I can't take them off! The whole room will stink!"
"So, leave them on, he tells me."
Now, I'm suffering from the visual of me in what would look like a pair of hooker boots when worn with no panties and propped up in stirrups.
"Yeah, that's not happening." I desperately scan the room, trying to locate a quick fix for the stench my feet would bring to the table. Powder? Spray? Soap?
Soap! And, not just soap. Water! Angels sing - "laaaaaa", and a ray of light bursts through the acoustic ceiling tiles, shining directly on my salvation - the corner sink. I could wash my feet with soap and water before Dr. Cutie returned.
At this point, I am wearing a tight fitting red sweater (pregnancy chest, remember?) and one high heeled black boot. No pants, no skivvies, no gown yet. I make my way, bare bootied, over to the sink and hoist one leg up onto the counter, ready to scrub away the gross when "knock knock knock," Dr. Cutie Pants walks in without pause.
"I'm not ready yet!" I shriek, in what may or may not have been the English language. I probably sounded like a cross between a howler monkey and a sick cat.
My husband burst out laughing at me sliding gracefully across the floor on one wet foot, slamming the door shut with my body and staying there to make sure the Doc didn't push his way back in.
To this day, I am sure beyond the shadow of a doubt that Dr. Cutie Pants saw me, washing myself at the sink. Every time I start to imagine what he may have been thinking the moment the image of naked butt, soap drippy me graced his eyes, I cringe and stop myself. The shame is too much to bear. I'm sure his staff, upon hearing the shrew-like echo that reverberated down their Christmas card decorated hallway, readied themselves to fax prescriptions for any number of mood altering drugs. Safe for pregnancy drugs, of course.
In the end, I did wash both feet before I forced my husband to inform the Dr. I was ready for my examination now. Never wore those boots to the Dr. again, but I did continue to wear them to places I was one hundred percent sure I would not have to take them off.
And, stinky or not, they were my favorite boots ever.
That is one of the funniest stories I've ever heard!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! You're a great story teller/writer!
thanks! It is actually true. And, when my daughters wear their Uggs without socks and then take them off in the minivan on long road trips, what can I say... SMH
Me and my sister work at a horse stables and whenever my mom comes to pick us up, we greet her with a very unpleasant odor which stays in the car the whole trip home.
Haha! You should have seen the look on my brother's face the one time he picked us up. He's never going to do that again, I can tell you that.
Dana wrote: "Okay ~ here is probably the funniest/most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me.I was pregnant with my first daughter, almost 10 years ago, and it was my 2nd prenatal visit. I had spoken to..."
lol woooow, if you're not a writer, PLEASE become one. Funny story!
Christal wrote: "Me and my sister work at a horse stables and whenever my mom comes to pick us up, we greet her with a very unpleasant odor which stays in the car the whole trip home."haha I feel sorry for your mom :P. But that's awesome that you guys work in a horse stable.
Ha - I am a writer. Here is a link to my book, Whisper. Thank you!http://tinyurl.com/whisperonamazon
Dana wrote: "Ha - I am a writer. Here is a link to my book, Whisper. Thank you!http://tinyurl.com/whisperonamazon"
Oh good! You are awesome at telling a story.
You ladies gave me the confidence to blog about this embarrassing moment. Thanks!http://www.danafaletti.blogspot.com/
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I was pregnant with my first daughter, almost 10 years ago, and it was my 2nd prenatal visit. I had spoken to..."
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#27 Ice Breaker: If you could be in any movie what movie would you be in? You can explain why if you want :)
I would like to be in The Sound of Music or Moulin Rouge - 2 of my fave movies.
Dana wrote: "I would like to be in The Sound of Music or Moulin Rouge - 2 of my fave movies."I love The Sound of Music!! Never heard of the Moulin Roughe.
Strawberryblonde wrote: "Dana wrote: "I would like to be in The Sound of Music or Moulin Rouge - 2 of my fave movies."I love The Sound of Music!! Never heard of the Moulin Roughe."
I want to be Frauline Maria! Moulin Rouge is with Nicole Kidman and Ewan Mcgregor - also a musical - released in 2001. So good.
I would be in any of the Narnia movies, but preferably the first or second. Why: because I really like Narnia! I mean the story, the atmosphere and scenery....I especially love the christian undertone in the movies! And I love the characters! Peter, Susan, Edmund, Lucy....lol I accidentally put them in age order didn't I? Haha. OH and I like how the wicked queen (she has a more technical name than that....right?) really seems scary and evil. Of course, the movies don't hold quite the same magic they did over me then when I was little but I still appreciate them! Aaaaaand I love that the movies are based on the books! And I'm just going on and on about this aren't I? Sorry! I'll stop now! :D
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I really like it/love it too! As does mountainmist! :D
Hm....well Lucy has always been my favorite! I mean out of the 4 Penvensies. Susan used to be my favorite character but she was completely out of the picture (picture, movie....get it? no pun indeed!) in the third movie, Voyage of the Dawn Treader. Who is your favorite boy in the movies?
Ashley wrote: "I really like it/love it too! As does mountainmist! :D"yes I do! :D
My favorite guy is Edmund....I didn't like him at all in the first movie (betrayer!) but I liked him in the other movies :D
Ashley wrote: "I would be in any of the Narnia movies, but preferably the first or second. Why: because I really like Narnia! I mean the story, the atmosphere and scenery....I especially love the christian undert..."her more "technical name" is Jadis or more commonly known: The White Witch :)
Yes, that's what I meant! The White Witch!
mountainmist wrote: "hehehe I like Caspian.... :P"His hair is pretty awesome isn't it. I like shorter hair over longer hair so....:D
Ashley wrote: "mountainmist wrote: "hehehe I like Caspian.... :P"His hair is pretty awesome isn't it. I like shorter hair over longer hair so....:D"
oh yes! his hair is awesome! :D
Ashley wrote: "I would be in any of the Narnia movies, but preferably the first or second. Why: because I really like Narnia! I mean the story, the atmosphere and scenery....I especially love the christian undert..."haha Ashley, you're funny! I like your answer!
I don't really care for the last one that came out, it seems like it was mean't for little kids. The first two were pretty good.
Yeah the last one did seem like it was more for little kids. And hahaha, really? I'm funny? I really don't even try sometimes!
Thank you Rachel! And lol, I try, I try...... :D
I've always been kinda surprised by how much people don't joke on here! I mean it's weird, I feel like the only person who isn't at least kinda serious sometimes! But then again, it's not like I joke/am funny a lot....right? *curious*
I would joke around, but I'm afraid people will take it the wrong way. My whole life I've had people tell me I'm boring and not funny at all....
What!!!! You aren't boring at all! Don't listen to these people, they don't deserve the satisfaction! *grumbles under breathe something about saying a thing or two to these "people"* And I think you're a great friend (technically ONLINE friend, but still :P )
And don't be afraid to joke around. I used to but hey, if someone has a problem they can just tell me. I still try to be careful with what I say online; like if I'm joking about something I want to make it kinda obvious because otherwise it could be taken wrong. That goes for in real life too. It's weird....I never really think of "Online" being real, like real life, even though I guess it kinda is.......
Ashley wrote: "Yeah the last one did seem like it was more for little kids. And hahaha, really? I'm funny? I really don't even try sometimes!"See, everyone agrees with me. I love when people don't even mean to be funny but it ends up being funny.
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are you saying we don't joke around??? come on of course we do LOL! I laugh all the time. (anytime sams on hahaha) our little erose thing going. yuppppppp we do
I used to think that too. Bit luckily I realize now that its probably because communicating virtually lacks faces unless you use lol or haha or something. It's not that we don't joke. It's just that its hard to tell via computer
Valerie wrote: "I used to think that too. Bit luckily I realize now that its probably because communicating virtually lacks faces unless you use lol or haha or something. It's not that we don't joke. It's just tha..."Yes, that's what I meant/mean! And quick question; Valerie were you at one time a moderator here?
♥Caro♥ wrote: "guys.......ive
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WHAAAAAAT?!!! H-have you ever read the Narnia books by C.S Lewis? (one of the greatest christian writers of ALL TIME). Dude you HAVE TO WATCH THE MOVIES!!! Or at least one of the movies; preferably in order. Hm....I probably shouldn't call you dude.... O.o
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