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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out the W's!"
i heard that one the other day!!!!
Sara wrote: "A guy needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order for it to go, he would say “Thank God” and for it to stop he woul..."Ha! That's great. I've heard that one, but still enjoy it. :)
Here's one I know.Two blondes were going to Disneyworld and they saw a sign that said,"Disneyworld left." So they left in tears.
Cartle wrote: "Here's one I know.Two blondes were going to Disneyworld and they saw a sign that said,"Disneyworld left." So they left in tears."
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Hah, I actually had to reread that to get it :p
Cartle wrote: "Here's one I know.Two blondes were going to Disneyworld and they saw a sign that said,"Disneyworld left." So they left in tears."
hahahaha that was funny!
Ashley wrote: "Hah, I actually had to reread that to get it :p"Sometimes I don't get some of the blonde jokes.
Oh wow.....that is actually pretty funny! Haha
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Thinking this was a little strange, he a..."
LOL
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haha! sometimes I find purplish-red or black hairs amongst my blonde, and I'm like "No! I wanna stay blonde!!"
Sara wrote: "An employee went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.Thinking this was a little strange, he a..."
lol that was a great one! Never heard of it.
♥Caro♥ wrote: "guys i found a strand of gold hair on my head...im a blonde now LOL"lol oh Caro...
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because they were standing on the deck!
Because they were standing on the deck!
Cari wrote: "Why couldn't the sailors play cards?Because they were standing on the deck!"
I like that one!! :)
A woman walks into the doctors office and says, "Doctor I hurt all over."The doctor says, "That's impossible."
"No really! Just look, when I touch my arm, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch!, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch!, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch!!, it really hurts," she replies.
The doctor just shakes his head and says,"You're a natural blonde aren't you?"
The woman smiles and says, "Why yes I am. How did you know?"
The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken
Okay, I am totally confused what's the deal with blonde jokes?
Ashley wrote: "A woman walks into the doctors office and says, "Doctor I hurt all over."The doctor says, "That's impossible."
"No really! Just look, when I touch my arm, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my leg, ou..."
That one, I've never heard. he he!
mountainmist wrote: "Okay, I am totally confused what's the deal with blonde jokes?"Well I looked up "Hilariously funny jokes" and this was the first one I saw....so wasn't really searching for blonde jokes :p
Sara wrote: "What do you call a fake noodle?[spoilers removed]"
Lol, that is so CHEESY
mountainmist wrote: "Okay, I am totally confused what's the deal with blonde jokes?"
They can be funny sometimes, but I'm not really into them either. I don't see why the blondes get picked on all the time. Why not brunettes or redheads?
They can be funny sometimes, but I'm not really into them either. I don't see why the blondes get picked on all the time. Why not brunettes or redheads?
Ashley wrote: "Sara wrote: "What do you call a fake noodle?
[spoilers removed]"
Lol, that is so CHEESY"
A cheesy impasta!
[spoilers removed]"
Lol, that is so CHEESY"
A cheesy impasta!
Sara wrote: "A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and storm..."
hahaha
A woman invited some people to dinner.At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?" she said.
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear mommy say," the woman answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?".
A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were EXTREMLY mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak
with her boys. The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them individually.
So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.
The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy
made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice some more and
shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed. "Where is God!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove
into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him
in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in big trouble this time! God is missing and they think we did it!".
Two snakes were slithering through a field. One snake turned to the other and asked, " Do you suppose we are poisonous snakes?" " I don't know", replied the other, "Why?"
"Well", said the first, "I just bit my lip"
There was a barber that thought that he should share his faith with his customers more than he had been doing lately. So the next morning when the sun came up and the barber got up out of bed he said, "Today I am going to witness to the first man that walks through my door." Soon after he opened his shop the first man came in and said, "I want a shave!" The barber said, "Sure, just sit in the seat and I'll be with you in a moment." The barber went in the back and prayed a quick desperate prayer saying, "God, the first customer came in and I'm going to witness to him. So give me the wisdom to know just the right thing to say to him. Amen."
Then quickly the barber came out with his razor knife in one hand and a Bible in the other while saying "Good morning sir. I have a question for you... Are you ready to die?"
I'm just found this website that's like a TREASURE TROVE filled with christian jokes. I'm probably posting too much but.....they're FUNNY! May I continue? Pwetty please?
Ashley wrote: "A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were EXTREMELY mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would..."
Hahahah! I love that one!
Hahahah! I love that one!
Jesus defended the lady, saying “may he who is without sin cast the first stone”.
No sooner had he uttered the word “stone” than a small pebble came hurling out of the croud and struck the woman on the forehead. Jesus grew angry and pushed is way into the croud, asking “who threw that?”
As he pushed his way to the back of the crowd, he found the origin of the thrown rock and said “Mom!? What are you doing here?”
No sooner had he uttered the word “stone” than a small pebble came hurling out of the croud and struck the woman on the forehead. Jesus grew angry and pushed is way into the croud, asking “who threw that?”
As he pushed his way to the back of the crowd, he found the origin of the thrown rock and said “Mom!? What are you doing here?”
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
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Abbey wrote: "I had car crash the other day. The driver got out and happened to be a dwarf. He said to me, "I’m not happy."I said, "Well which one are you then?""
Tee hee! I just read that the other day - did you get that from Mikey's Funnies?
✞Katelyn ♪ wrote: "The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take ..."He he, like that one. :)
Cari wrote: "Why couldn't the sailors play cards?Because they were standing on the deck!"
I don't get that one :/
Jennah wrote: "Cari wrote: "Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because they were standing on the deck!"
I don't get that one :/"
you know, a card deck? but they're sailors, and a deck is part of a boat?
Because they were standing on the deck!"
I don't get that one :/"
you know, a card deck? but they're sailors, and a deck is part of a boat?
Why did the blonde get fired from the banana plantation? Because she threw out all the bent ones.
Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years.
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
And another one (not a blonde one):
Hot girl's Facebook status:
"Bored..." 86 likes, 54 comments
My status:
"Just got accepted into Harvard!" 0 likes, 1 comment from Mom: "Nerd..."
Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years.
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
And another one (not a blonde one):
Hot girl's Facebook status:
"Bored..." 86 likes, 54 comments
My status:
"Just got accepted into Harvard!" 0 likes, 1 comment from Mom: "Nerd..."
Christal wrote: "Why did the blonde get fired from the banana plantation? Because she threw out all the bent ones.
Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years.
lol at the last one. So true though.
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Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years.
lol at the last one. So true though.
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out the W's!