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[Rose]

*high five*

[Jennah]

Cari wrote: "Hmm. That has not happened to me. I know Caro was having similar problems yesterday."

ohhh, ok. Well, nevermind, it's fixed now! They must have been fixing something, who knows.

[Jennah]

Sara wrote: "Jennah wrote: "#22 Ice Breaker: If you woke up tomorrow as an animal, what animal would you choose to be and why?"

I would be a wolf because I can really relate to them."

ooo I like yours very much. How can you relate to them?

[Carolyn, The God of Angel Armies]

Jennah wrote: "Cari wrote: "Hmm. That has not happened to me. I know Caro was having similar problems yesterday."

ohhh, ok. Well, nevermind, it's fixed now! They must have been fixing something, who knows."

weird but okay and hi!!

[Jennah]

♥CaroLynna♥ wrote: "Jennah wrote: "@Mountainmist, I would probably pick a wild horse or a bird too!

Anybody having trouble getting on each of the topics in this group? Everytime I get on goodreads, this things comes ..."

hmmm, in a way I'm glad I am not the only one having these strange problems.

[Jennah]

♥CaroLynna♥ wrote: "ANIMAL? that would be a NIGHTMARE. im not the most sympathetic to animals...lol probably sky"

You don't like animals??

[Jennah]

♥CaroLynna♥ wrote: "Jennah wrote: "Cari wrote: "Hmm. That has not happened to me. I know Caro was having similar problems yesterday."

ohhh, ok. Well, nevermind, it's fixed now! They must have been fixing something, w..."

haha hi!!!

[Carolyn, The God of Angel Armies]

....i like them. sure. but im not crazy about them i like people better :)

[Jennah]

haha, ohhh ok. I think in some ways I like animals a lot better than people. Now adays, people are so very mean. For example, with a dog I can talk to them and no matter how frustrated I am they won't talk back. Dogs give me a ton of comfort, especially my dog.

[[deleted user]]

My dad wants to get another dog... a king shepherd. I'm more of a cat person, myself. I do like dogs though, as long as they're medium - large sized. Small yappy dogs are quite annoying.

[Jennah]

Cari wrote: "My dad wants to get another dog... a king shepherd. I'm more of a cat person, myself. I do like dogs though, as long as they're medium - large sized. Small yappy dogs are quite annoying."

a king shepherd? I have never heard of those. You should SO get an Australian Shepherd, we have four of them and they are a family dog and are extremely easy to train. I agree with you, I don't really care for the small dogs, like you said I like the medium and larger sized dogs. But I am a dog lover so I really like every dog!

[[deleted user]]

[Jennah]

Cari wrote: ""

oh. my. little. gosh. How adorable, cute, gorgeous, awesome of a dog! Love love love. Get one, get one get one!

[[deleted user]]

Jennah wrote: "Cari wrote: "My dad wants to get another dog... a king shepherd. I'm more of a cat person, myself. I do like dogs though, as long as they're medium - large sized. Small yappy dogs are quite annoyin..."

Aww! Australian shepherds are cute. (Googling, lol)

[Jennah]

Cari wrote: "Jennah wrote: "Cari wrote: "My dad wants to get another dog... a king shepherd. I'm more of a cat person, myself. I do like dogs though, as long as they're medium - large sized. Small yappy dogs ar..."

lol here, i'll show you a picture of the two of ours......if I figure out how to post a pic on here.

[[deleted user]]

Ohh that's a beautiful dog!! I wanted to get one like that, but my dad decided to bring home a crazy big dog who acts like a spoiled puppy.

[[deleted user]]

Cari wrote: "Jennah wrote: "Cari wrote: "My dad wants to get another dog... a king shepherd. I'm more of a cat person, myself. I do like dogs though, as long as they're medium - large sized. Small yappy dogs ar..."

They are! We used to have one, but she died.

[[deleted user]]

Jennah wrote: "Cari wrote: ""

oh. my. little. gosh. How adorable, cute, gorgeous, awesome of a dog! Love love love. Get one, get one get one!"

My dad is looking into getting a 9-month old one. The owner has to part with it for some reason (my mom said he sounded really sad on the phone). My dad was going to drive the hour + drive tonight to go look at the dog, but the owner wasn't going to be home.

[T.C.]

Cari wrote: ""They shall mount up with wings as eagles, they shall run and not be weary, they shall walk and not faint...""

One of my favorite verses. :)

[Carolyn, The God of Angel Armies]

T.C. wrote: "Cari wrote: ""They shall mount up with wings as eagles, they shall run and not be weary, they shall walk and not faint...""

One of my favorite verses. :)"

totally

[Jennah]

Ok, I do not know how to post the pic on here and I got to go pretty sooo nevermind, sorry,

aww I hope you guys can get it! That's sad that the owner has to part with it, though.

[[deleted user]]

Jennah wrote: "Ok, I do not know how to post the pic on here and I got to go pretty sooo nevermind, sorry,

aww I hope you guys can get it! That's sad that the owner has to part with it, though."

Yeah, I feel really sad for the owner.

If you have a pic on facebook, you could always open the image in a new tab, then copy the link, then post it with the html.

[Jennah]

ohhhh, ok. Yes, I do have it on facebook. I'll try that. Thanks!

[Jennah]

Will you be able to get on my facebook if I do that, though?

[Jennah]

because I tried it and I posted it on here and clicked on it and I was on my facebook.

[[deleted user]]

Not if you post it as an image.
<*img src="post the link here between quotation marks"*/> (without the *)

[Ashley]

Well I don't actually want to be an animal.....but if I was I'd want to be a gorilla. Gorillas have always been fascinating to me.

[Jennah]

Really? hmm, every time I ask this question I have never heard of that answer.

[Jennah]

Cari wrote: "Not if you post it as an image.
(without the *)"

ugh, my brain still can't figure it out. Someone's gotta show me, i'm not very good when someone tells me. Sorry :/

[[deleted user]]

It's ok. :P

So, what's our next ice breaker?

[Rachel]

Jennah wrote: "Cari wrote: "Not if you post it as an image.
(without the *)"

ugh, my brain still can't figure it out. Someone's gotta show me, i'm not very good when someone tells me. Sorry :/"

you can't figure out how to post an image? or am I just reading this wrong?

[Ashley]

I can't figure out how to either! :(

[Jennah]

mountainmist wrote: "Jennah wrote: "Cari wrote: "Not if you post it as an image.
(without the *)"

ugh, my brain still can't figure it out. Someone's gotta show me, i'm not very good when someone tells me. Sorry :/"..."

I cannot figure it out. I am trying to show cari my two Australian Shepherd dogs and I can't, for the life of me, figure it out!

[Jennah]

#22 Ice Breaker: Each person share a joke! Blonde jokes, elephant jokes, guess who jokes, normal jokes, etc.

[Rachel]

guess I'm skipping this one.... I don't know any jokes! :/

[[deleted user]]

What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack.

[[deleted user]]

Kay. Here's a cheesy one I heard today.

What does the cloud wear beneath its raincoat?

…

…

thunderwear!

[Jennah]

Christal wrote: "What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack."

hahaha I like that one and never have heard that before!

[Jennah]

Cari wrote: "Kay. Here's a cheesy one I heard today.

What does the cloud wear beneath its raincoat?

…

…

thunderwear!"

BAHAHAHA wooooow. Let me guess, that came from a boy?

[[deleted user]]

Jennah wrote: "Cari wrote: "Kay. Here's a cheesy one I heard today.

What does the cloud wear beneath its raincoat?

…

…

thunderwear!"

BAHAHAHA wooooow. Let me guess, that came from a boy?"

lol yup!

[Jennah]

Cari wrote: "Jennah wrote: "Cari wrote: "Kay. Here's a cheesy one I heard today.

What does the cloud wear beneath its raincoat?

…

…

thunderwear!"

BAHAHAHA wooooow. Let me guess, that came from a boy?"

lol..."

haha! It sounds like it!

[T.C.]

Jennah wrote: "#22 Ice Breaker: Each person share a joke! Blonde jokes, elephant jokes, guess who jokes, normal jokes, etc."

Jokes, oh boy! I love to laugh. Here's one:

There was a Chess Masters convention and several of the attendees were standing in the hotel lobby, discussing their past victories. After about an hour of this, the manager came over and asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked.

"Because," the manager said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

[T.C.]

And this one isn't a joke, just hilarious things I would love to do, but I'm too chicken:


RETIRED HUSBAND

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target store management:

Dear Mrs. Harris,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

February 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

February 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away." This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

March 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

April 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

April 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd let them get in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department, to which twenty children obliged.

May 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" Paramedics were called.

June 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

July 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

July 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

And last, but not least:

August 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here." One of our clerks passed out.

[Rachel]

T.C. wrote: "And this one isn't a joke, just hilarious things I would love to do, but I'm too chicken:


RETIRED HUSBAND

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

Unfort..."

hilarious!! :) I had read some of those before!! :D

[T.C.]

I keep thinking one of these days I will do the "pick me" one.

[Rachel]

A blonde walked into a bank and said, "I'd like to take out a loan of $1000 for three weeks."
"Okay," said the loan officer, "Do you have any kind of collateral?"
"Yes, I'll bring it tomorrow," she said.
The next day, she drives a corvette into the bank's vault and leaves with $1000 in hand. The loan officer laughs at the stupidity of handing over a very expensive car for a thousand dollars.
As she said, she returned in three weeks and hands the officer $1000.
He says, "I've gotta ask. Why did you use such a large amount of collateral for a small sum?"
"Where else could I have parked my car safely for 3 weeks for only $1000?"

(my paraphrase)

[Rachel]

Rachel wrote: "A blonde walked into a bank and said, "I'd like to take out a loan of $1000 for three weeks."
"Okay," said the loan officer, "Do you have any kind of collateral?"
"Yes, I'll bring it tomorrow," she..."

haha! nice! :)

[Carolyn, The God of Angel Armies]

T.C. wrote: "And this one isn't a joke, just hilarious things I would love to do, but I'm too chicken:


RETIRED HUSBAND

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

Unfort..."

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jennah]

Sara wrote: "What kind of pie do ghosts like?


[spoilers removed]"

I have heard that one before but forgot about it! Love it!

[Jennah]

Why is it good to have a blonde as a passenger?.................................................................................................................................So you can park in the handicap zone. lol love that one.