The Hobbit, or There and Back Again
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You know she your obsessed with the hobbit when...
Sorrel wrote: "When if someone asks you where you're going you reply "I'm going on an adventure! ""Best part of the movie.
when your musical instrument is your precious (even tho it's owned by the school) and anyone who touches it will die by strangleing
Erika wrote: "when your musical instrument is your precious (even tho it's owned by the school) and anyone who touches it will die by strangleing"I love that! :D
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When you see a cardinal and say"A firedrake from the north"Actually did that.
When someone mis-quotes something out of The Hobbit and you correct them!
when you drink a cup of tea every couple minutes.
You have second breakfast on a regular basis
You randomly break into Sméagol's voice and the word "I" becomes "We'ses."
lol, you don't disappear, you just fade away slowly Mike :p
When repeating thorin son of thrain son of thror king under the mountain over and over again makes you weirdly happy
if you once met a midget (sorry-- "little person") and without thinking, you said "May your beard grow ever longer."if you're concerned that the Tookish side of you may be coming out a little too much lately.
if you've given serious thought to whether you could fit inside a barrel or not.
if you periodically search for hidden runes on mountain sides
if the power goes out and you wish you had a wizard staff
if you suspect that your hairy, grouchy old neighbor may be a skinchanger
if seeing a group of eagles flying overhead gives you a sudden and overwhelming feeling of certain victory
if you've pondered whether that huge old boulder in the woods may have once been a troll
if you find money lying around somewhere and immediately begin calculating how much a fourteenth share is
both you and your boyfriend are lord of the rings geeks, and you start reciteing aragorn's and arwen's lines from the first and last movies before your end-of-the-day kiss
One Direction plays and you start belting out the lyrics to the "One Ring/One Thing parody"
A friend of mine has bought a replica sword of Bilbo's sting for £110. I think that's a good sign...
Chrissy wrote: "One Direction plays and you start belting out the lyrics to the "One Ring/One Thing parody"" What! There is a one ring/ one thing parody! I must see this...When if you ever see a husky dog you scream "Ah! Wolf!" and run to the nearest tree and throw pine cones at it, throwing frequent glances at the sky to watch out for eagles and wonder when you wizard is getting here.
-You've taken a solemn oath that you'll visit New Zealand at least once before you die.-Everyone around you starts to look like the characters from The Hobbit
-You actually remember all the names of the dwarves
When you lost a button and you feel like Bilbo.
when you rate a guy on how well he knows his LotRwhen going on to this thread is literally the first thing you do when you turn on your computer
Jessica wrote: "-You've taken a solemn oath that you'll visit New Zealand at least once before you die.-Everyone around you starts to look like the characters from The Hobbit
-You actually remember all the names ..."
I know the names! :D I memorized them, lol.
Erika wrote: "when you rate a guy on how well he knows his LotRwhen going on to this thread is literally the first thing you do when you turn on your computer"
hahahaha, yes:) on both
When ya never read any Tolkien book until it became a blockbuster movie franchise, yet talk as if you grew up on it.. :|
When you take a long walk and get lost and hope an old dude with a long beard will show up and guide you on your way.
Michael wrote: "When you watch X-man and think of Magneto as Gandalf"RIGHT!! Sorry. THat's all I have to say. Right?!
When you start talking like Gollum, and even have entire conversations with yourself! Oh, precious! Nasty Hobbitses! What's taters, eh, precious!??! What's taters, eh?
when during your 4-H sewing project, you get mad cuz you couldnt find a sewing pattern that looked hobbit-like
when your brother makes a green hoodie for his 4-H sewing project and the first time you saw him in it you scream "OMG ITS LEGOLAS!"
Ok kids; you've gotten way off track. Legolas was not even in The Hobbit. Like a previous response, I'm beginning to wonder how many of you have read the book.
I've read it! I resent that statement! Well, not really. Maybe people are just thinking of funny ones from Lotr or from the film as well as the book. There's no harm in that is there?When you always keep your pantry stocked up just in case thirteen dwarves and Gandalf come to pay a visit.
When you scratch random symbols onto your door in the hope that one of them is the sign for "burglar looking for work"
When you refer to New Zealand as middle earth
Michael wrote: "Ok kids; you've gotten way off track. Legolas was not even in The Hobbit. Like a previous response, I'm beginning to wonder how many of you have read the book."maybe lotr was thought to be included.
when you wonder what would happen if you captured an orc and 'accidently' let it eat your obnoxious siblings
ღ♣✽ᕼᗝᕊᕊᓰT ᗩﬡD ᖘᖇᗝᘮD✽♣ღ (a.k.a. Johanna) wrote: "I know the names! :D I memorized them, lol."I actually have a really hard time with the names, so I'm impressed by anyone who knows them. =)
You wish you could create invisible ink that would only be visible by moonlight (cuz using lemon juice just flat out stinks!).
CJ wrote: "You wish you could create invisible ink that would only be visible by moonlight (cuz using lemon juice just flat out stinks!)."how do you make invisible ink out of lemon juice???
Erika wrote: "CJ wrote: "You wish you could create invisible ink that would only be visible by moonlight (cuz using lemon juice just flat out stinks!)."how do you make invisible ink out of lemon juice???"
If you write in lemon juice and then cook it you can see it. And I think there's another way you can do it but... I can't remember what it is.
When you can moan for hours about how on EARTH the hobbit, a short book is made into THREE very long films and they STILL managed to MISS THINGS OUT
Erika wrote: "how do you make invisible ink out of lemon juice???"
Sorrel wrote: "If you write in lemon juice and then cook it you can see it. And I think there's another way you can do it but... I can't remember what it is.
Yeah you place the letter on top of a toaster that is on and have the paper move back and forth on above the heat. That is a safe way to do it.
CJ wrote: "Erika wrote: "how do you make invisible ink out of lemon juice???"
Sorrel wrote: "If you write in lemon juice and then cook it you can see it. And I think there's another way you can do it but......"
thnx!
When reading about sage, one thinks of trolls trying to eat us..
your on a chatroom and your the only one talking so you start a gollum-style chat with yourself
When you are alone at home so you start talking to the toaster, calling it precious and having arguments with it.
Sorrel wrote: "When you are alone at home so you start talking to the toaster, calling it precious and having arguments with it."thats when your brother awkwardly walks in right?
The next time you hear "It hurt me with its stinger" your mind thinks of a sword.
Michael wrote: "Ok kids; you've gotten way off track. Legolas was not even in The Hobbit. Like a previous response, I'm beginning to wonder how many of you have read the book."
I think it's okay, they're just having fun. :)
I think it's okay, they're just having fun. :)
Jessica wrote: "ღ♣✽ᕼᗝᕊᕊᓰT ᗩﬡD ᖘᖇᗝᘮD✽♣ღ (a.k.a. Johanna) wrote: "I know the names! :D I memorized them, lol."
I actually have a really hard time with the names, so I'm impressed by anyone who knows them. =)"
I KNOW THEM!!! Sort of.... Most of the time I do....
I actually have a really hard time with the names, so I'm impressed by anyone who knows them. =)"
I KNOW THEM!!! Sort of.... Most of the time I do....
Moonstar wrote: "(From the movie) When you can't stop thinking about Kili
*nudge nudge, wink wink*
;)"
YES! Ahem, anyway.
When you sit in the library talking to your friend about the hobbit and get kicked out for re-enacting the Gollum scene.
Sorrel wrote: "Moonstar wrote: "(From the movie)
When you can't stop thinking about Kili
*nudge nudge, wink wink*
;)"
YES! Ahem, anyway.
When you sit in the library talking to your friend about the hobbit and g..."
Whoa! Did that really happen??!! I want to do that!!!
When you can't stop thinking about Kili
*nudge nudge, wink wink*
;)"
YES! Ahem, anyway.
When you sit in the library talking to your friend about the hobbit and g..."
Whoa! Did that really happen??!! I want to do that!!!
when you get really happy cuz this thread is officially 102 posts and 3 pages!
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Moonstar wrote: "(From the movie) When you can't stop thinking about Kili
*nudge nudge, wink wink*
;)"
Hah!You mean their's others?
:)
Rose wrote: "When you have to sing "And don't roll the plates!" When you are clearing up the dishes.
When you feel naked without a waistcoat.
When you complain about not having a second breakfast.
When you..."
I know! How do people live without second breakfasts?
When you nickname your cat Gollum. (I know it's mean, but my cat looks and acts like Gollum so it's a little hard to resist)
When you feel naked without a waistcoat.
When you complain about not having a second breakfast.
When you..."
I know! How do people live without second breakfasts?
When you nickname your cat Gollum. (I know it's mean, but my cat looks and acts like Gollum so it's a little hard to resist)
Emma wrote: "Rose wrote: "When you have to sing "And don't roll the plates!" When you are clearing up the dishes.When you feel naked without a waistcoat.
When you complain about not having a second breakfas..."
*meowww precious*
*ooo mousey* (lunges after mouse)
*no precious! leave the nasty mousey alone*
*but precious! meowww we wantss it!*
*mousey haves no riddleses, precious! we no eats mousy if it has no riddleses!*
Emma wrote: "Sorrel wrote: "Moonstar wrote: "(From the movie) When you can't stop thinking about Kili
*nudge nudge, wink wink*
;)"
YES! Ahem, anyway.
When you sit in the library talking to your friend about t..."
Yes. Our librarian thought it was very funny.
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oi did you literally do that?!"
No..."
lol dont worry I wont tell!