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Authors, What Do You Feel When You Read Negative Reviews of Your Books?
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Jon Recluse
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Apr 08, 2013 09:53AM

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Since you mentioned it, I just went to Amazon and saw over a dozen 5-star reviews for a book that I thought was an average read at best.
I don't like when I get something wrong in my review, and will correct that if someone mentions it.

Go back to one of those books in a month. The reviews usually balance out, good to bad/bad to good eventually.

I've made mistakes in my reviews because my memory is so lame and have fixed things after a re-read or when a reader has pointed it out. It happens to all of us but it always feels uncomfortable when it's the author who does it. I see authors do this here on a lot of reviews and oftentimes they come across as superior and offended. I know this is going to sound unfair but I'd rather them leave it alone and have a reader point it out if it's that noticeable of an error (and believe me they will!) because it can be a bit of a turn-off at least for me. I don't believe in doing those "never" "douche-bag" or whatever shelves because I'm too lazy to be bothered but I do keep one in my head.
I do understand why authors do this. I suppose if I were an author first and not an opinionated reader I might have the urge to point stuff out too and call everyone a mean dumb-ass. I'd have to ban myself from the internet.
I just put in whether or not I liked it.
I don't like spoilers.
It worked for me. That's it.
Although, I try to use exciting words, since most ebooks have lousy blurbs and synopsis' lately
I don't like spoilers.
It worked for me. That's it.
Although, I try to use exciting words, since most ebooks have lousy blurbs and synopsis' lately

I have such a love/hate relationship with the Internet. I love sharing my reading with fellow readers and discussing books, but sometimes I miss the time before when it was just me and a book and I didn't get reamed for missing a detail or turning cartwheels over a book or hating a book or, say, thinking Lincoln is one of the greatest presidents!

Yeah, that's why sometimes I have to tune out for my own sanity. People will jump down your throat for the silliest of reasons.
BarkLessWagMore wrote: "Jon Recluse wrote: "Being right?"
Huh? How can an opinion be wrong? Or am I missing the sarcasm?"
Sarcasm, this is Bark.
Bark, this is Sarcasm.
;)
Huh? How can an opinion be wrong? Or am I missing the sarcasm?"
Sarcasm, this is Bark.
Bark, this is Sarcasm.
;)

More authors should take a cue from Dr. Frank In Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show who, when Janet said about Rocky with a nervous giggle, "I don't like men with too many muscles", replied, "I didn't - make him - for YOU!".
Or as the troubador once sang, "Can't please everyone, so you gotta please yourself."

A musical masturbator?
Had just corrected my misspelling, but you posted while I was making the edit. (For the confused, Jon caught my typo of 'troubator', instead of the proper 'troubador', just prior to my correction. Ah well...)
Walter wrote: "Jon wrote: What's a troubator?
A musical masturbator?
Had just corrected my misspelling, but you posted while I was making the edit. (For the confused, Jon caught my typo of 'troubator', instead ..."
What's a troubadour?
A musical masturbator?
Had just corrected my misspelling, but you posted while I was making the edit. (For the confused, Jon caught my typo of 'troubator', instead ..."
What's a troubadour?

See, this just proves how important a good copy editor is.
For those who can spell, according to Merriam-Webster online:
Troubadour:
1: one of a class of lyric poets and poet-musicians often of knightly rank who flourished from the 11th to the end of the 13th century chiefly in the south of France and the north of Italy and whose major theme was courtly love — compare trouvère
2: a singer especially of folk songs
I've grown way too dependent on my iPad catching my typos. :P
Walter wrote: "Well, according to Merriam-Webster online:
Troubadour:
1: one of a class of lyric poets and poet-musicians often of knightly rank who flourished from the 11th to the end of the 13th century chief..."
Oh, a hippy.
Why didn't you say so?
You can spell hippy....
Troubadour:
1: one of a class of lyric poets and poet-musicians often of knightly rank who flourished from the 11th to the end of the 13th century chief..."
Oh, a hippy.
Why didn't you say so?
You can spell hippy....
Walter wrote: "Thank you for your misplaced faith in my orthographic skills."
I have a soft spot for geezers.
*BIG HUG*
I have a soft spot for geezers.
*BIG HUG*
Walter wrote: "Thank you (said the geezer).
Now someone tell those damned kids to get the hell off my lawn."
Those are your lawn gnomes, Walter....
Now someone tell those damned kids to get the hell off my lawn."
Those are your lawn gnomes, Walter....

Now I take review a lot less seriously.
Walter wrote: "Knew I shouldn't have bought these glasses from the discount bin at Goodwill."
Try Dollar Tree.
They have all the hip, Elton John frames!
Try Dollar Tree.
They have all the hip, Elton John frames!

Amazon reviews or reviews in general?
Basically, folk singers are really annoying and the lawn gnomes are up to something.
Keep watching your lawns!
Basically, folk singers are really annoying and the lawn gnomes are up to something.
Keep watching your lawns!

And I think troubator fits your quote better Walter :)
Bark, I was trying to figure out why your name sounded so familiar, and I just remembered. We had both posted in an Amazon Reviewer's forum thread on authors and reviews. Deja vu.


What about the 1 star reviews because the reviewer wants the book in ebook form and it isn't? I see those all the time. Lol.
I've seen 1 star reviews because the reviewer doesn't like the person who gave the book more than 1 star.




About your jeans, David.....we're putting together a new kind of horror promotion and....well...have you got any photos in a swimsuit?




The only type of "review" that does irk me (and I've had one) is a one star rating with no comment at all. I'd prefer it if someone really didn't like a story that much then they'd at least give an idea as to why.
But hey-ho, everyone's different. I just appreciate it when people do put down what they thought, even if it's just a couple of sentences.
Cheers
David
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