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[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

The frick...I'm scared. Ares' eyebrow...? O.O Zeus' saliva--Easy there. ;P

I have to go, see you!

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Eros: We're literally making love! And all acts of romance must come from something. The sounds of people making love is perfect to power the magic. Or else, the potion is a deadly poison. A problem, Ms. Victoria?

[Victoria]

.__________.
Yes. Actually there is a problem. How am I supposed to even bring NOISE to you?

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Eros: Get a glass bottle from Apollo, and trap the noise in there. Duh. Come on, have mortals become beyond stupid? -__-

[Victoria]

Me: *knocks Eros out* You're stupid. -___-

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: o_o I'll go get... The fire. You have the noise ;P *disappears*

[Victoria]

Me: *makes Alex reappear* No. You're older than me, you go get the noise. I'll get the fire. >:|

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: *sucks on singed hand* Iwm ohwny fwortween!... Fwine -_-

[Victoria]

Me: Thank you! C:<
*disappears*

[[deleted user]]

Lol what?!?

Zeus: MY SALIVA?!? Eww.

[Victoria]

Me: *pulls out Zeus' tongue* *steals saliva into a tube* *disappears*

[[deleted user]]

Zeus: *smacks Victoria uppside the head before she vanishes* Leave me alone!!!!!!!

[Victoria]

>:D

[Sia]

ewwwwwwww

[Neha]

Victoria wrote: "Me: *pulls out Zeus' tongue* *steals saliva into a tube* *disappears*"

A:.....

[Sia]

grossssss

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Me: Lololol!!! XD

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

._.

[Sia]

so since when did Aphrodite's topic turn so gross

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Me: Since after people started stealing other people's saliva in it. :)

[Neha]

Me: Oh man...i'm eating ice-cream, don't ruin it :P

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Me: Lol whoops...

[[deleted user]]

Hahaa

[Sia]

*jealous*
oh well I'm eating
umm
ummm
aha
I'm eating a cookie
so there

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Eros: You need... Ares' eyebrow, Hera's tear and Persephone's lip gloss

[Victoria]

Ooooooh...

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Hera's tear...Someone go punch her in the stomach.

Then one person distracts Ares and make him mad while the other person attacks from behind with a razor.

Persephone...Just take the dam lip gloss. It'll be simple. XD

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Although I guess you'd have to find the specific lip gloss...I NOMINATE PIPER TO GO FIND IT!

Piper: Why me? Is it because I'm a daughter of Aphrodite?

Me: ...Maaaayyybeeee....

[Sia]

OK
so do I havto do anything
hey can I punch Hera
*beams*

[Neha]

Me: Aaaannd that's what will lead you to step on cow's fresh produce anytime around!

A:...for the rest of your existence!

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Me: And the you'll regret it. For the rest of your existence.

[Sia]

r u both trying to torture me by giving me weird images……………

[Anas, EVERYONE COME BACK!]

Aphrodite...... how pride r u of piper?

[Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (Clarisse)]

me: why are we collecting random ingredients? and more importantly... WHY IS ONE OF THE INGREDIENT ZUES's SALIVA????? EW LIKE WHY WUD ANYONE WANT THAT?

Clarisse:(view spoiler)[damn had a really funny thing to say, although i dunno if it may be appropriate... its more appropriate than zeus's saliva though. EW. (hide spoiler)] *grossed out* *leaves*

[Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (Clarisse)]

Clarisse: Yo Aphrodite! Gimme some good makeup tips.
Im going on a date with Chris where we will be preparing for battle against the lowly Romans by spearing wild boars. *dreamy sigh*

Me: *ahem* um... yeh... so...um.. romantic..??? [What?]

[Sia]

is that the latest romance going on
I need to talk to Eros!!!

[Anas, EVERYONE COME BACK!]

I smell live in the air

[Anas, EVERYONE COME BACK!]

I smell love in the air

[Neha]

M: Oh your typos...they just make my day everyday.

[Anas, EVERYONE COME BACK!]

well thts gr8 ! :)

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

They make me want to put duct tape over your mouth and throw away your iPhone or whatever electronic device you have and THROW AN ACTUAL KEYBOARD AT YOUR HEAD AND MAKE YOU USE IT.

^-^

[Audie Murphy]

Be friendly not violent

[Audie Murphy]

Be friendly not violent

[Anas, EVERYONE COME BACK!]

if it means alot to you for the next week I'll only use my laptop...Happy?

[[deleted user]]

Hey!

[Anas, EVERYONE COME BACK!]

Hey ! :)

[[deleted user]]

I think someone should replace me as Aphro. I cant seem to be active in this group.

[Anas, EVERYONE COME BACK!]

no Kass! ur awesome ..! :)

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Anas wrote: "if it means alot to you for the next week I'll only use my laptop...Happy?"

That's alright, you don't have to.

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

(Thanks for taking my happiness into cosideration, however. I appreciate that.)