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Ask Aphrodite
aleх [deaтн ѕнall вeғall yoυ] wrote: "Eros: Please. I fell on love with my now wife, Psyche. Heck, I AM LOVE! I know what it feels like. I know what it looks like. Zeus doesn't portray love! He only expresses dependence. Obsession. A s..."
Zeus: Yes I would sacrafice myself for her!
Zeus: Yes I would sacrafice myself for her!
Zeus: How about this: Eros keeps his fat nose in his own business.
aleх [deaтн ѕнall вeғall yoυ] wrote: "Eros: APOLLO! Here my words! Zeus attempts to break Cassidy's heart!"
Zeus: *hear
me: *snickers*
Zeus: *hear
me: *snickers*
Cassidy {Fleecy} {Angie} wrote: "Nancy (Apollo) (George) wrote: "A:I AM CALLED AND I SHALL BE THERE. unless there are ducks there I absolutely hate them"Me: i don't like ducks much either... they are not to be trusted."
me: IS THAT WILL HERONDALE REFERENCE?!!??
aleх [deaтн ѕнall вeғall yoυ] wrote: "Eros: APOLLO! Here my words! Zeus attempts to break Cassidy's heart!"A: uhmm... and what am i to do?
Nancy (Apollo) (George) wrote: "Cassidy {Fleecy} {Angie} wrote: "Nancy (Apollo) (George) wrote: "A:I AM CALLED AND I SHALL BE THERE. unless there are ducks there I absolutely hate them"Me: i don't like ducks much either... the..."
Me... Maybe ;)
Nancy (Apollo) (George) wrote: "aleх [deaтн ѕнall вeғall yoυ] wrote: "Eros: APOLLO! Here my words! Zeus attempts to break Cassidy's heart!"A: uhmm... and what am i to do?"
Me: I don't know. Im confused as well...
Jenny {Piper/Zia/Calypso/Wendy} wrote: "Piper: Mom, don't listen to Eros. Zeusiddy is true love.Me: It's killing me not knowing how the ship name is spelled. >.<
Piper: That's all you care about?
Me: Well, no, but it's probably the m..."
Its definitely spelled "Zussidy" xD
Me: OMGzz I just realized Piper and Eros are half-siblings. So, they just had an average bro-sis fight :P
Lol...actually that's really strange...
Me: *shudder* Ducks.....bloodthirsty little creatures....
Neha (Athena) (Queen Elinor) wrote: "Me: OMGzz I just realized Piper and Eros are half-siblings. So, they just had an average bro-sis fight :P"Ahahahahaha!! xD
♆Some-person♆ wrote: "Me: *shudder* Ducks.....bloodthirsty little creatures...."Me: I KNOW RIGHT?!
WHY DO PEOPLE HATE DUCKS!? YOU'RE HURTING DUCKY'S FEELINGS!Ducky: *blank stare*
Me: You know what, I should have freed you a long time ago. FLY, BIRDY, FLY! YOU'RE FREE!
...Wait, can ducks fly?
Jenny {Piper/Zia/Calypso/Wendy} wrote: "WHY DO PEOPLE HATE DUCKS!? YOU'RE HURTING DUCKY'S FEELINGS!
Ducky: *blank stare*
Me: You know what, I should have freed you a long time ago. FLY, BIRDY, FLY! YOU'RE FREE!
...Wait, can ducks fly?"
Yes. XD
Ducky: *blank stare*
Me: You know what, I should have freed you a long time ago. FLY, BIRDY, FLY! YOU'RE FREE!
...Wait, can ducks fly?"
Yes. XD
Some cant
Duck: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!* jumps off building*Flying duck:um no Bob. You can't fly.
duck:oh..AAAAAHHHHH *dies*
~end of story~
Oh. Good bye, Ducky, I will miss you. Hopefully we will meet again soon. *dabs eyes with Kleenex*
Dead duck: ~silence because the duck is dead and incapable of speaking anymore~
O.O DID YOU KILL IT?!
Jenny {Piper/Zia/Calypso/Wendy} wrote: "WHY DO PEOPLE HATE DUCKS!? YOU'RE HURTING DUCKY'S FEELINGS!Ducky: *blank stare*
Me: You know what, I should have freed you a long time ago. FLY, BIRDY, FLY! YOU'RE FREE!
...Wait, can ducks fly?"
Me: They're creeeeepy.....
Nancy (Apollo) (George) wrote: "Duck: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!* jumps off building*Flying duck:um no Bob. You can't fly.
duck:oh..AAAAAHHHHH *dies*
~end of story~"
Me: DID YOU JUST...OH NO YOU DIDN'T
YOU CANT NAME THE DUCK BOB *sniffle*
Neha (Athena) (Queen Elinor) wrote: "Nancy (Apollo) (George) wrote: "Duck: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!* jumps off building*Flying duck:um no Bob. You can't fly.
duck:oh..AAAAAHHHHH *dies*
~end of story~"
Me: DID YOU JUST...OH..."
Me: Why couldn't you've just named it Duck? :(
me:that's just cruel naming someone duck..
me:so so sad..
Hi!
Aphrodite: I have returned!
Aphrodite: I have returned!
Me: *hugs Aphrodite tightly and doesn't let go*Eros: Get. Off. My. Mother!
Piper: No, I get to say that! Get off my mother!Me: Wow, you guys. Just...I can't deal with this anymore. *walks off*
Me: ...Where did you come from...WHAT IF THIS IS SOME SORT OF TRAP? Are you going to take me to a dark alley and try to kill me, because I will scream for Piper. Loud.
A:.........Me:...
A:I was just going to get you away from the love magic, its not good for the brain
Me: ...Oh, okay. *shrugs* *skips off with Artemis happily*Piper: "Love magic"? "Not good for the brain"? Excuse you? Are you insulting my mother?
Me: Oh no, did I make Piper sound like Draco there for a second...XD
Me: *eventually gets off* Aphrodite is soft *blush*Eros: Aphrodite was my mother first... sister...
Me: Haha. Aphrodite, can you put more love i to this love potion I got from Eros? *whispers* Im using it to make Hecades happen!!!
Me: *slaps Alex* I was supposed to be the second to last post!
Piper: Fine, but that doesn't mean she doesn't favor me over you...*hesitates* Brother. Someone kill me now.
Eros: Only I know the recipe. It can kill anyone who's not a love god to make.
Me: *hugs Eros* Please? Please?! PLEASE?!?! *strangles him* JUST LET THE FREAKING WOMEN CHARM IT!!!
A:No I just insulted her magic
Me: Artemis.... I- I lost some of my respect for you.
Me: BURN--*cough* I mean...Sorry, Piper...Piper: Why do I have a feeling today is going to turn into a bad week?
Victoria wrote: "Me: *hugs Eros* Please? Please?! PLEASE?!?! *strangles him* JUST LET THE FREAKING WOMEN CHARM IT!!!"Eros: *gag* FINE! I'll make more potion! But I'll need these items:
-A drop of Hera's tears
-A dribble of Zeus' saliva
-A hair from Ares' eyebrow
-Lipstick from Persephone (Black #87 Immortales)
-An ounce of my blood *Reluctantly gives blood bag*
-Fire from Hestia's hearth
-And finally, the sounds of erotic love. From anyone, really.
Me: O_O
Eros: What?
Me: Nothing ._.
How am I supposed to get... Erotic love noises... ? ._. I feel uncomfortable now...
Zeus: What lies. *shakes head*