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[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Internet friends...So supportive...That wasn't sarcasm, by the way.

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Alex wrote: "motherflubber -_-"

Lol

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Jenny {Piper/Zia/Calypso/Wendy} wrote: "Internet friends...So supportive...That wasn't sarcasm, by the way."

We really are though. :)

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Yupperdoodles. (:

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Online friends... oddly, I feel more open to them o.O Maybe because they can't track me down ^_^... Right??? ._.

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Right!

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

*phew*

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Right.....XD

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

I see hesitation there...O.o

[Nicoleofan {mellie}]

Jenny {Piper/Zia/Calypso/Wendy} wrote: "Internet friends...So supportive...That wasn't sarcasm, by the way."

Ya! You guys are better than my real friends!
If I try to talk to them about anything, they just tell me to shut up and stop complaining.

[Nicoleofan {mellie}]

Allie (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "Nicoleofan wrote: "Jenny {Piper/Zia/Calypso/Wendy} wrote: "*sobs* NO, NICOLE! THAT'S HORRIBLE!"



:( it sucks and just because I got upset with the way he was acting one day, ..."

My words exactly

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Nicoleofan wrote: "Jenny {Piper/Zia/Calypso/Wendy} wrote: "Internet friends...So supportive...That wasn't sarcasm, by the way."

Ya! You guys are better than my real friends!
If I try to talk to them about anything,..."

._. I'LL KNOCK 'EM STRAIGHT! COUCH HEDGE!!!!

[Nicoleofan {mellie}]

Haha thanks


Mellie: he would beat them up. . .

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Coach hedge?

[Nicoleofan {mellie}]

Mellie: ya sorry i meant coach hedge

[[deleted user]]

No. Alex put couch hedge. XD

[Nicoleofan {mellie}]

Mellie: ya, I was wondering why all of a sudden he brings my husband up. . .

[Neha]

Alex wrote: "Online friends... oddly, I feel more open to them o.O Maybe because they can't track me down ^_^... Right??? ._."

DARN RIGHT!!!!

[Neha]

Alex wrote: "Nicoleofan wrote: "Jenny {Piper/Zia/Calypso/Wendy} wrote: "Internet friends...So supportive...That wasn't sarcasm, by the way."

Ya! You guys are better than my real friends!
If I try to talk to t..."

Did you say 'Couch' Hedge XD

[Nicoleofan {mellie}]

Oh my gosh I just noticed that!!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha XD

[Nicoleofan {mellie}]

Nicoleofan wrote: "Dear Aphrodite,

You must truely hate me.
I finally get a boyfriend, then I realize how much of a jerk he is, so I broke up with him, and I'm still in love with that idiot!!!
WWWHHHYYHYY..."
Seriously!!! Why do you hate me????

[Justin]

H: Aphrodite, you have mail!

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: Did you know that in Ancient Greece, women were expected to prostitute themselves at the Temple of Aphrodite at least once in their lives? ._. I wonder what Aphro thought about it...

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That's...interesting..

[Neha]

Me: *gag*
A: *gag*

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Alex {Son of Apollo} wrote: "Me: Did you know that in Ancient Greece, women were expected to prostitute themselves at the Temple of Aphrodite at least once in their lives? ._. I wonder what Aphro thought about it..."

Me: O.O

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: XD
Eros: Those poor... undesirable women...

[Anas, EVERYONE COME BACK!]

wow....um.......that's. ...weird

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Me: Sorry Aphrodite has been so busy lately.
Aphro: *yawns*
Me: She's been sleep deprived.

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Me: Don't worry. I understand how she feels....

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: *Whining voice* APHRODITE! EROS CONDEMNED ZUSSIDY D:

[Cassidy]

Me: *walks in crying* *sniff* *sniff* Aphrodite! I love you and I think you're beautiful... please make Eros pay for what he did!

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Eros: Mother, don't LISTEN to her! She's crazy with affection for Zeus!
Me: So?! >:(
Eros: QUIET
Me: ._.

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Piper: Mom, don't listen to Eros. Zeusiddy is true love.

Me: It's killing me not knowing how the ship name is spelled. >.<

Piper: That's all you care about?

Me: Well, no, but it's probably the most vital--Never mind. Nobody understands me. XP

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Eros: Who are you going to listen to, mother? You're immortal, all-wise and devilishly handsome son, or this... less-attractive, mortal girl?
Me: >:O

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Piper: Mortality doesn't matter in this situation, Eros. I'm much better looking than you anyway, but that's beside the point.

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Eros: *Deathly pause*
Me: Um... O_O
Eros: THIS DEMIGOD IS OUT OF LINE! I WILL NOT HAVE ANY MORE RELATIONS WITH ZEUS! HIS SON IS A STUCK-UP, PROUD MONSTER DISGUISED AS A TEENAGE BOY!

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Piper: Excuse you!?

Me: Dam...

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Eros: YOU HEARD ME! HE'S WEAK, MANIPULATIVE AND SIMPLY HORRIBLE! YOU'D DO BETTER WITH THAT HEPHAESTUS KID!
Me: Leo?
Eros: YEAH, LEO! HE CAN MAKE ANYTHING! YET YOU CHOOSE THE GUY WHO NEEDS HELP FOR EVERY WHIMSY THING!
Me: Jason is the leader...
Eros: *gasp* I KNEW IT! PIPER WANTS JASON FOR HIS POWER! >:O
Me: ._.

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Piper: Me and Leo are best friends.

Me: Is it "Leo and I" or "me and Leo"...Hmm...GAAAH I'M FAILING. I'M SORRY. *feels ashamed* Wait, what am I failing at...? XD

Piper: It's like having Jenny and Spencer togeth--

Me: WHAT!?!?!?

Piper: See!? My point! I'm with Jason because I love him, okay? I thought you'd know about true love, Eros...Cupid, whatever. What does this have to do with Zeus and Cassidy anyway!?

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Eros: Zeus has for TOO LONG hurt women across the realms! He must be punished! Those who abuse love will be punished. I am the enforcer of affection, and Zeus is simply toying with naïve Cassidy! He doesn't LOVE her!

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Piper: But...how do you know? What if they really are in love and you're just ruining it for them!

Me: Eros does have a point--

Piper: *glare*

Me: *shuffles to corner*

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Eros: Please. I fell on love with my now wife, Psyche. Heck, I AM LOVE! I know what it feels like. I know what it looks like. Zeus doesn't portray love! He only expresses dependence. Obsession. A sexual desire that he wishes to quench! Would he lay down his life for Cassidy? Is she his whole world?

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Piper: ....Let's ask him ourselves.

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Eros: He'll lie to you! Men like him always do! Where's the goddess of truth?
Me: Apollo is a god of truth...
Eros: Good enough -.- Bring him!
Me: ._. Yes... Sir...

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Piper: *chokes* Apollo? I don't think this is a good idea.

Me: *sigh* -_-"

[Cassidy]

Me: ._.

[Nancy (Apollo) (George), ANAS COME BACK!]

A:I AM CALLED AND I SHALL BE THERE. unless there are ducks there I absolutely hate them

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Eros: APOLLO! Here my words! Zeus attempts to break Cassidy's heart!

[Cassidy]

Nancy (Apollo) (George) wrote: "A:I AM CALLED AND I SHALL BE THERE. unless there are ducks there I absolutely hate them"

Me: i don't like ducks much either... they are not to be trusted.