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Gods of Olympus
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Ask Aphrodite
No excuse! I gave your daughter hospitality at least. Cookies and tea. What did you give her? A CURSED COIN! Me: I need some popcorn.
Me: *passes lizzy butter popcorn* A: Excuse? Do you have ANY idea how it feels like when your brain feels like its gonna explode any minute and your body doesnt have control and it changes from Greek to Roman back to Greek constantly??????. I was so lost, and you were lost in makeup!
Me: *mouth full* thanks. Aphrodite: Okay. All over some silly Romans? I wasn't a jerk to them. Telling my kids to kill them on sight.
I just HATE romans!, i want them killed! How dare they kidnap my identity and let that Murderer Ugly Arachne keep my Central Power on the Ancient Greek- The Athena Parthenos- in her dark captivity for my children to Die there!!!!
Me: No prob *keeps the popcorn in between to share*
Oh gods. There she goes again. Might as well make myself productive. *puts on makeup.*
...They shouldnt have existed at all!! Those stealers, they kept Slaves for Zeus' sake! They deserve capital- *sees Aphro putting makeup* UGH!!! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME??!!??!!
*pauses midway with lip gloss.* oh yes. Slavery, kill them all. Very nice story.
*facepalm* Why in the Hades am i discussing you about THIS!Me: Hey Aphro! I heard some gossip about Athena/Poseidon thingy..is that true??
A: *glaring hard*
me: Uh-oh.
*perks* oh no! That's not true. Is it? Oh Athena you'll have to tell me. Oh no! I was sure Athena and Hephaestus for sure. Oh gods I owe Hecate 20 drachmas. Me: *high five*
*gritting teeth* That is 100% lie. Stupid mortals and their fanfics!!
Oh I love a good Percabeth fanfic. So romantic. But the ones about mortals? Gods forbid. That's like wearing plaid with.....stripes!
The ones about 'immortals' Aphro. You know how many fanfics they make on us?? Especially of your 'affair'Me: And athena's affair with poseidon *giggle*
Me: *raises hand* OOH!! I love Percabeth fanfics!! In one, he even proposed annabeth *squeal*
Well I always know they're wrong. So it's okay. Silly mortals! Athena you should really do something with your eyes.
My eyes?? *confused* *then stern face* They're good enough for me.
No...hmmm. What to make it just POP! I know! *snaps fingers* here's a black dress. Put it on.
*scoots away* Oh no no, NOT AGAIN!! Wait, why is it backless??
Because your gray eyes will pop. Oh wait! Orange! *snaps* put this on!
Woah! No no! I definitely wont wear that! I swear if you put me on a ridiculous dress i'm gonna make rain of heavy books on you!
Honey I can rock anything. WEAR IT!!!!!!!! *hiss*
COME HERE!!!!!!!!! *takes off heels and throws* CURSE MY THROWING ABILITY!
*swat the heel with the spear* Woah Aphro! Dnt come near ok? Or-or..
Or? Athena when will you see that this will be for your own good?
Own good?? You're gonna make a BARBIE DOLL for my own good????
No....I'm going to make you look good! Trust me! I'm going to a "modern-sophisticated" kinda look. Not to flashy. Not to sparkly. Not to girly. Plenty professional. People will take you more serious i promise!
More serious??*scared* If this is some kind of trick Aphro, i'll think of something really bad to do!
Okay okay! I promise you! You will look amazing! Especially at the Olympus meeting we're having Friday. You will look stunning and serious. Fashionable and professional.
You promise it wont be *tries to get the words out* some stripper kind of dress you wear?
I swear on the Styx! *thunder* okay)
*sighs* Ok. *hands raised* Lemme see what you got.
*squeal* TEAM!!!!!! *bunch of people wearing black break through the doors.* alright. *talks into walkie talkies and circles around.* okay. Caramel covered sundress. Below the knees, above the ankles. Put this on. *throws dress* and I want her hair pinned into a bun. No earrings, a small diamond necklace. Hmm. And black leather boots. And voilà. We are done!
*look around in a mirror* Wh-What...Is that me???
YOU'RE NOT DONE!!!!!! WHERE IS THE MAKEUP CREW??? Gods they are so fired. Me: This is the result of spending too much time with an older sister and cousins
Me: Im the oldest in my family :PA: B-but ..*stammering* I dont know what to say. I mean-i-is that me?
*sees makeup and runs*
*makeup team arrive* gods finally. FOUNDATION!!!!! *shoves into a chair.* uh huh. LIPSTICK!!!!!!!! *applies* EYEBROW CURLER!!!! *curls* EYESHADOW!!!! *puts* EYELINER!!!!! *draws* MASCARA!!!!!! *applies* okay!!!!! Now hair.
*sighs* Oh no. Now annabeth saw me too. What would she say???
Probably that she finally has a mother who looks amazing. Now...I'm thinking we dye the hair. Just some highlights. Brown highlights would look amazing. HAIR!!!!! *puts dye on.* now let that sit for half an hour
Oh Damn! *bit some curses* I didnt want makeup. The dress was enough.
Too bad. Me: okay it's like four am so I'm leaving. Bye!!!!!!!
Me: Sure. Bye!A: ok IM OUT OF HERE! *storms out of Aphro's temple*
Me: aww,shows already over =( CURSE U SCHOOL!!!!!!!
I'm never having dress from Aphrodite again *hmph*
Hey. It looked amazing and I didn't make you look like a stripper
You might as well changed my dress into those using your stupid magic and i wouldnt even know that *disaprooving face*
Me: *eating popcorn*