Corrupt A Wish (Second Round)

[Ophelia ॐ, qué sera, sera]

Here's how it goes:

me: I wish for an iPhone

Next person: Granted, but the battery is dead
I wish for an endless supply of Oreos

Next person: Granted, but they are expired
I wish for a pony

etc...

[Ophelia ॐ, qué sera, sera]

So let's start!

I wish I could meet Alex Pettyfer

[[deleted user]]

Granted but he would be dead

[[deleted user]]

I wish to fly to uk

[Ophelia ॐ, qué sera, sera]

(Put it all in one comment next time :)

Granted, but the plane crashes on the way there.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow

[[deleted user]]

Granted, because yesterday the school blew up with you in it :)

I wish I was awesomer!

[Allison]

Granted, but you're the last person on earth

I wish I could fly

[★ Mist ☆ Cassidy ★]

Granted, but only you would think so :P

I wish I didn't have a Bio project due after spring break :$

[Ophelia ॐ, qué sera, sera]

Granted, but instead you have a history project due after spring break :)

I wish I had a notebook with me

[Violent Vi, Hooray, I'm a mod! :D]

Granted but you have a huge math assignment to do instead

I wish I could become a huge popular popstar

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you were only loved by hobos.

I wish I wasn't liked by boys.

[Cheyenne]

Granted, but you are loved by boys.

I wish I could jump off my roof, and fly. Without getting hurt.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you only flew for a few seconds, and you broke most of the bones in your body when you hit the ground. (Loophole)

I wish I could read the last two twilight books.

[Cheyenne]

((The first part, awww! Not fair!))

Granted, but when you finished, you lost the ability to read and could never read a book again.

I wish that I wasn't a midget.

[[deleted user]]

((Haha))

Granted, but you were executed for using witchcraft to grow so quickly.

I wish I could play piano and love it.

[Cheyenne]

Granted, but all the pianos in the world disappeared, and know one knew how to make one.

I wish that I didn't have to start has school this year.

[Neha]

Granted, but you'll fail in exams and get expelled and a lot of badthingscan happen with it.

I wish Life goes on without difficulties!!

[Kirby]

Neha ( Athena- Godess of Wisdom) wrote: "Granted, but you'll fail in exams and get expelled and a lot of badthingscan happen with it.

I wish Life goes on without difficulties!!"

granted, but all your loved ones that cause said difficulties are gone! I wish I didn't ever have to go to work again!

[[deleted user]]

I wish I could meet Ryan Higa!

[Kirby]

Granted, but its on his deathbed

I wish I hadn't broken my leg...

[Neha]

Granted..but you will broke both of your arms (Im really getting the felling to say MWAHAHAHAHA :D)

I wish the judges really like my Sceince Fair Project!

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but they refused to pick favorites, so you lost by even more points.

I wish I had a pet unicorn!