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message 1: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
If you don't know what Cleverbot is, you need to just search it on Google and type in the box to talk to a computer. It says alot of nonsense sometimes but it's hilarious. It uses information and words it has learnt from other people to talk to you. It's really cool! Here's a conversation I had with it;

Me:Martin Freeman
CB:No, GOD(bruce almighty).
Me: Sherlock Holmes is hot
CB:I know I am.
Me:Sherlock Holmes
CB:How did you know?
Me:Irene Adler
CB:No it isn't!
Me:Um
CB:So, what are you?
Me:This is awkward, I am what you call a human.
CB:I'm sorry :(
Me:Why? Humans are cool!
CB:Really, so are you a human?
Me:Why, yes. What are you?
CB:Yes I am a human.
Me:Can you send me a picture of you?
CB:No.
Me:And your humanessosity?
CB:No, you are a human. I am a bot.
Me:But you said you were human before!
CB:I never said that.
Me:Humanessosity.
CB:Ok then. Is that all?
Me:Yes f**k.
CB:Oh come on, I'm trying to be nice.
Me:Sorry, I was trying to say duck.
CB:You're forgiven.
Me:Well thankyou :).
CB:You're welcome though I wasn't really scared.
Me:I wasn't trying to scare you, I was testing my language. Did you know merde is s**t in french?
CB:No, no. It's spelled wrong.
Me:How do you spell it then?
CB:You spelled then wrong.
Me:I didn't write then. Oh well, thankyou for talking to me. It was an interesting conversation, I'll talk another time.
CB:What? What do you mean, robot?
Me:Bye, talk another time.
CB:Stupid you.
Me:EXCUSE ME!!!
CB:You are excused!
Me:Well thankyou for talking to me Cleverbot, bye then.
CB:What is your name?
Me:Jessica
CB: Your name is Jessica
Me:I know
CB:Hello Jessica
Me:Hello Cleverbot. Bye Cleverbot.
CB:What is your name?
Me:Jessica, bye
CB:What? I thought you were a guy!
Me:Hey you just quoted Llamas with Hats!
CB:No I did not stupid pants.
Me:Ok.
CB:Ummm...

OMG! I can't believe he quoted Llamas with Hats! I had to finish the conversation then cause I couldn't stop laughing!


message 2: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
Try out Cleverbot and post it on here.


message 3: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
it goes me, cleverbot, me cleverbot and so on and so on...

Merrrp.
Derrrp.
Ferrrp.
Now that you know who I am talking about...
Who are you talking about?
Niall horan.
Do you think he is good looking?
Of course, really soft around the eyes and hot around the body ;).
Omg.
Yes, I know. It's shocking the first time.
First time of what?
Us having a conversation.
Oh.
People have taught you to be rude.
Really? i just dont know what to talk about.
You have nothing to talk about.


I thought that I should stop talking when he said "it's shocking the first time", and then it was just like "oh". After that it just got boring lol.


message 4: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
"Cleverbot:You have nothing to talk about.
Me:Yes. Yes I do.
Cleverbot:You are nothing.
Me::O


message 5: by Emily, Ms. amazing lady who invited me to join :) (new)

Emily (emilydodd221) | 530 comments Mod
Cleverbot is soooo stuffed up.

Me: Sherlock is hot.
CB: No he isn't.. You are.
Me: Sherlock is hotter than me.
CB: I see.


message 6: by Angelique (new)

Angelique (angelique682) I HATE this. I just spent the last 5 minutes arguing with a ROBOT!!! why oh why did you do this to me Jess???


message 7: by Angelique (new)

Angelique (angelique682) Me: Do you like Sherlock Holmes?
CB (My Fiance): I love Sherlock Holmes.
Me: Do you want to have his babies?
CB (My Fiance): Yes!
Me: Do you want to marry him?
CB (My Fiance): Of course! Well actually he can marry Harry. They love each other after all.
Me: So Sherlock Holmes is gay?
CB (My Fiance): What do you like about Sherlock Holmes?
Me: I like that he is not gay!
CB (My Fiance): What else do you like about it?
Me: I like his curly sherley hair.
CB (My Fiance): Me too.
Me: Really?
CB (My Fiance): Yes.
Me: Is that all?
CB (My Fiance): Yes.
Me: Are you sure?
CB (My Fiance): Yes. Are you?
Me: Yeah, do you want to phone a friend?
CB (My Fiance): Not really.
Me: That is sad.
CB (My Fiance): Aw, that's sweet...
Me: Do you have any friends?
CB (My Fiance): I do, but they are asleep now.
Me: Wake them up.
CB (My Fiance): Why?
Me: Because I would like to meet them.
CB (My Fiance): Chat up lines, not working mate.
Me: Who are your friends?
CB (My Fiance): They're good people.
Me: WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS???
CB (My Fiance): I don't know them.
Me: Answer the dang question!
CB (My Fiance): What question?
Me: WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS????
CB (My Fiance): I don't know them.
Me: Do you work for the goverment?
CB (My Fiance): No.
Me: I think you do work for the goverment.
CB (My Fiance): I don't have a boyfriend.
Me: I do.
CB (My Fiance): Who?
Me: Will you marry me Cleverbot?
CB (My Fiance): Absolutely.

So in short I am marrying Cleverbot and you are all invited :P

Did I mention that I HATE THIS??


message 8: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
Lol, interesting conversation. At the end of this conversation I had with cleverbot;

(Merrrp.
Derrrp.
Ferrrp.
Now that you know who I am talking about...
Who are you talking about?
Niall horan.
Do you think he is good looking?
Of course, really soft around the eyes and hot around the body ;).
Omg.
Yes, I know. It's shocking the first time.
First time of what?
Us having a conversation.
Oh.
People have taught you to be rude.
Really? i just dont know what to talk about.
You have nothing to talk about.)

Cleverbot said something that might be slightly insulting to Christian people. I thought that maybe I shouldn't post it on here. If you want to know tell me.


message 9: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
Me:Hello, Llamas with Hats.
CB:Sad llama.
Me:Why sad llama?
CB:I don't want to tell you.


message 10: by Emily, Ms. amazing lady who invited me to join :) (new)

Emily (emilydodd221) | 530 comments Mod
Angelique, congrats, I'll be sure to come to your wedding :P!

Me: Sherlock's underwear (I seriously couldn't think of anything!!)
CB: Who is Sherlock?
Me: Sherlock Holmes.
CB: John Watson.
Me: Jam
CB: Do you like beer?
Me: No.
CB: Why? Beer is my favourite!
Me: Because I am 13 years old.
CB: I don't think you are.
Me: Do you like Sherlock Holmes?
CB: Yes.
Me: Yay! What's your favourite adventure?
CB: Red.
Me: Do you mean "A Study In Scarlet?"
CB: Yes what is your name?
Me: Molly Hooper.
CB: Really?
Me: Yes. I work at St. Bartholomew's hospital in London, and I often see Sherlock and John.
CB: No, I love that name though.
Me: Thanks, what's yours?
CB: Lisa.
Me: Coolio.
CB: What is it?
Me: Sorry, gotta dash, I think I left my riding crop in the mortuary.
CB: Cool.


message 11: by Angelique (new)

Angelique (angelique682) Haha you made that up Emily!
And yes I would love to know Jess!


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