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Nancy (Apollo) (George), ANAS COME BACK!
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Nov 16, 2013 03:42PM

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Well then.

A: Keep thinking like that, and you'll get an Oscar someday.
Me: I read The Lightning Thief when my 4th grade teacher read it out loud to us. My class was so bad, we had to earn a reward. It took two months, but we finally managed to get our reward. We watched The Lightning Thief. It was entertaining, although I was a bit disappointed. WHY ARE THEY SO MUCH OLDER? BEING YOUNGER AND BEING ABLE TO FIGHT MONSTERS MADE THEM TOUGHER! IT MADE THEM COOLER AND YPU COULD REALLY CONNECT TO THEM BECAUSE YOU UNDERSTOOD HOW VULNERABLE THEY WERE! They're not as vulnerable when they're, like, 16.
Me: My 4th grade class was so bad and horrible that we made a substitute teacher CRY. We made a TEACHER CRY!
Me: my third grade class blamed all her problems on us
Me: Teachers need to teach better. Well, some of them do. My current social studies teacher is an AWESOME teacher! She's really fun and has us do all sorts of activities. Once, we had to make our own artifacts from river civilization (either Egypt, the Indus River Valley, China, or Mesopotamia) and then we buried our artifacts and a week later, we dug up other people's artifacts. I made a statue of the Egyptian cat goddess, Bastet, and it took half a day to make the statue (it took half an hour to bake the clay) and then I spent five to six hours painting it. A guy from my class (his name is Nick) found my cat statue, but he had accidentally cut off its head.

A: Technically, life is even worse for demigods when they grow old. So when you're fighting bigger monsters in 16, fighting monsters at 12 seems like being on picnic.
Me: Thanks for your optimism....

Me: My 2nd grade was mostly of awful students! Gosh we get to be punished by the Principal of School!! The whole dam class, just because of those students!!!!
Me: NO HES NOT. WELL IDK. KATIES CONFUZZLING
Me: I CANT. WE NEED GASHBEENS HELP
Hecate: HELP! (runs away)
Me: You people trying to make her kiss Hades? (shakes head)
Me: You people trying to make her kiss Hades? (shakes head)
Me: HELP US GASHBEEN THIS SHIP NEEDS TO SAIL
Me: *shoves Hades' face at Hecate* NOW KISS! *was successful*
Hecate: (watching from Mount Olympus) Hilarious, Hades. Our illusions? Hahahaha! Do you want some coffee, Hades? (hands coffee to all of the gods, including Hades)
Me: This rowboat has become a cruise ship that grew up to be an Argo || and then it sailed.
Hecate: No. I don't believe in decaf! :)
Hecate: (hands coffee to Ducky)

Piper: Why do you always remember things. I shouldn't have told you--
Me: Tha..."
Me: Um..do you *ahem* imagine the pikachu as someone else...like the one who gave it to you XP XD!!

Me: O.O What.Is.Going.On.
Hecate: MY MIND IS FOREVER SCARRED! (takes hatchet and smashes car window) smash, Smash, SMASH!
Me: NEXT UP ON THE JNP SHOW: HOOKING UP CIRCE AND HADES.
Me: Save the best for Last Pipes.
Me: Guys... It's no pig deal. It's in freakin alphabetical order
Me: XDDD LETS SET THEM UP ON A BLIND DATE