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Ask Apollo(awesomest of all)


*throws donut at her face instead*



well I am devilishly charming and handsome that's why penny dear...
Hecate: Why can't Apollo say anyone's name right?
Me: Why can't you stop being such a violence-obsessed nimrod?
Hecate: WHY CAN'T YOU STOP BEING A WORTHLESS, PATHETICALLY WRETCHED EXCUSE FOR AN INTELLIGENT BEING? WHY CAN'T YOU STOP BEING LESS THAN WORTHLESS, YOU DIMWITTED NOBODY?
Me: Why can't you stop being such a violence-obsessed nimrod?
Hecate: WHY CAN'T YOU STOP BEING A WORTHLESS, PATHETICALLY WRETCHED EXCUSE FOR AN INTELLIGENT BEING? WHY CAN'T YOU STOP BEING LESS THAN WORTHLESS, YOU DIMWITTED NOBODY?


Because Apollo is a nimrod who always starts it

Hecate: Apollo, don't lie. Schist, it's Hera! (teleports)
Me: She gave Hera a rash that scars... :)
Me: She gave Hera a rash that scars... :)

Piper: It's sarcasm, dear. Don't worry. I ship you and Apollo. *pats*"
A:um....
me:*bangs frying pan on apollo's head*taste of ya own medicine...
A:*glare*
Hecate: Apollo, do you want to be my next patient?
Me: She went to medical school and has a degree...
Hecate: (takes out medical tools) First the fingers, then the legs, then the stomach, then the brain, and then TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE! MWAHAHAHA!
Me: She went to medical school and has a degree...
Hecate: (takes out medical tools) First the fingers, then the legs, then the stomach, then the brain, and then TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE! MWAHAHAHA!
Hecate: (grabs Apollo) You have no choice. (cuts off a finger) YES! (drills into his brain) YAY! (texas chainsaw massacre time) TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSAC! (chops up Apollo) I'll wait for him to regenerate.

Piper: It's sarcasm, dear. Don't worry. I ship you and Apollo. *pats*"
Me: *SUCCESS*

A: I dont wanna do this really but....*regenerates Apollo*
Me: OMGZ THANKYOU! *make a noose rope around apollo and rescues him from mental asylum* HE'S MINE MWAHAHAHAHA!!
A: You owe me hundred olive pizza lady!
Me: Yeah yeah ofcourse...

A: does hecate really have a medical degree? she needs counselling...
Hecate: I really do have a medical degree! Oh, Apollo, I have something for you! (holds out a finger) It's your finger!
Me: :)
Me: :)

Me: :)"
Me: O.o I dont think he wants it anymore.........
Hecate: Are you sure?
Me: I'm pretty sure Apollo has a new finger.
Khione: (freezes tree) hehehe
Me: WHY DO YOU FREEZE EVERYTHING? Ugh, I have SUCH a headache!
Me: I'm pretty sure Apollo has a new finger.
Khione: (freezes tree) hehehe
Me: WHY DO YOU FREEZE EVERYTHING? Ugh, I have SUCH a headache!

well then keep the ashes is there nothing up there?*taps on hecates head*

somehow, i doubt it...
Hecate: I put the ashes in the food that you just ate.

me:um.....